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Texans_Chick
09-05-2006, 02:27 PM
It is just wrong. Please feel free to brutalize that with comments.

"The Colts New Mascot Looks Like a Barney Character" (http://colts.aolsportsblog.com/2006/09/05/the-colts-new-mascot-looks-like-a-barney-character/)

Usually, I don't care much about mascots, but that is cringeworthy.

TexansLucky13
09-05-2006, 02:30 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2006/09/mascot.jpg

:rofl:

What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

Hulk75
09-05-2006, 02:33 PM
It looks like Peyton Manning.:cool:

V Man
09-05-2006, 03:13 PM
It looks like Peyton Manning.:cool:


No Manning's head is bigger.

Texans Horror
09-05-2006, 03:15 PM
That's one scary-looking mutant pig.

:bowser:

TexansLucky13
09-05-2006, 03:19 PM
No Manning's head is bigger.

I dunno about that...

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_photos/0b/07/20060111154309990004

:hmmm:

Double Barrel
09-05-2006, 03:43 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2006/09/mascot.jpg


That thing is hideous. Why are mascots going to that 'flubby' look, with the big, round belly? The Rockets have one like that, and it's just goofy, IMO.

Football mascots (especially) should look lean and mean...like Toro!

TexanSam
09-05-2006, 04:40 PM
That thing is hideous. Why are mascots going to that 'flubby' look, with the big, round belly? The Rockets have one like that, and it's just goofy, IMO.

Football mascots (especially) should look lean and mean...like Toro!

I don't think Toro looks mean, but at least he's not funny looking. This mascot is so odd and ugly that it's funny. It should be the mascot for a minor league team, not an NFL one.

TNTitan
09-05-2006, 04:49 PM
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

Double Barrel
09-05-2006, 04:55 PM
I don't think Toro looks mean, but at least he's not funny looking. This mascot is so odd and ugly that it's funny. It should be the mascot for a minor league team, not an NFL one.

no, he doesn't look mean (more of a joke on my part). But, then again, some dude in a stuffed animal outfit never really does look all that mean. But he is lean! (Especially compared to that Colts mascot or the Rockets dumb bearthing.)

TexanSam
09-05-2006, 05:03 PM
no, he doesn't look mean (more of a joke on my part). But, then again, some dude in a stuffed animal outfit never really does look all that mean. But he is lean! (Especially compared to that Colts mascot or the Rockets dumb bearthing.)

Haha, that is true. I do agree that he looks lean however. He's the best mascot in Houston!

Blu
09-05-2006, 05:11 PM
The only thing missing is an apple, give it to him during the post season...so he can choke with the rest of them.:stirpot:

GuerillaBlack
09-05-2006, 05:12 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2006/09/mascot.jpg

:rofl:

What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

:lol: :lol:

Lucky
09-05-2006, 05:13 PM
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?
A possum would be much more appropriate. Or even a penguin.

wags
09-05-2006, 05:44 PM
And they said smurf and donkey DNA wouldn't splice.....

TexanSam
09-05-2006, 05:46 PM
A possum would be much more appropriate. Or even a penguin.

A penguin would be freakin' sweet as a mascot! Or a llama!

mexican_texan
09-05-2006, 05:59 PM
Quit hatin' on Clutch, he's the best mascot I know. He writes a blog, entertains people at the Toyota Center, and performs at various charities. Didn't you see him in the Texans-Bucs halftime show? He's ripped!

Double Barrel
09-05-2006, 06:34 PM
Quit hatin' on Clutch, he's the best mascot I know. He writes a blog, entertains people at the Toyota Center, and performs at various charities. Didn't you see him in the Texans-Bucs halftime show? He's ripped!

This Clutch?! :um:

http://es.houstonisd.org/ElrodES/Pictures-Activities/clutch_waves_hello.jpg

He's cute and all...definitely nicer to look at than the Colts' new Barney horse thing...

FILO_girl
09-05-2006, 06:36 PM
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

Is it because your mascot looks strikingly similar to what you cooked up in the parking lot before the game? :tease: j/k
Maybe we have found the answer to the mystery meat nachos...:hmmm: (Bud have any ties to Aramark?)



That picture...:rofl:
That looks like a rabid Blue pony on crack. If they can find team spirit with it and not laugh it out of the stadium, more power to the Colt fans. :)

powerfuldragon
09-05-2006, 06:36 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2006/09/mascot.jpg

Oh my.

mexican_texan
09-05-2006, 06:42 PM
This Clutch?! :um:

http://es.houstonisd.org/ElrodES/Pictures-Activities/clutch_waves_hello.jpg

He's cute and all...definitely nicer to look at than the Colts' new Barney horse thing...
Here's a newer pic:

http://photocdn.sohu.com/20051128/Img240820477.jpg

Beer and Metal
09-06-2006, 11:06 AM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2006/09/mascot.jpg

:rofl:

What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

I have a shoe.
My shoe is blue.
Do you have a blue shoe too?

I have a grin.
It's above my chin.
Will my above-chin grin help the Colts win?

texflex513
09-06-2006, 01:51 PM
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.aolsportsblog.com/media/2006/09/mascot.jpg

:rofl:

What is that!?! Looks like something from Dr. Seuss.

It actually looks like a cow mixed with a moose lol is that a nose ring i see?

jerek
09-06-2006, 02:14 PM
I actually like Clutch, as much as I like any mascot any way. I always like mascots who can heckle the crowd and opposing teams, make it funny, but I guess I'm not big on mascots in general. Far as I'm concerned we can sub Toro out for another four cheerleaders, and I'm good.

El Tejano
09-06-2006, 03:30 PM
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?
Because it has to do with Davey Crockett and that whole Tenessee thing.

And I am sorry Clutch is cool but Turbo rocks.

mexican_texan
09-06-2006, 04:23 PM
Because it has to do with Davey Crockett and that whole Tenessee thing.

And I am sorry Clutch is cool but Turbo rocks.
Turbo is like Jamaal Anderson: kids have no idea who he is.

Clutch rules.

yumyum
09-07-2006, 01:49 AM
http://www.jaguars.com/jaxsondeville/images/Superbowl8_thumb.jpg

He comes in at a pretty close 2nd losing only by a nose. The only good looking mascot in this division is Toro and thats real. ALL of the other mascots in our divison look like cartoon characters.

FILO_girl
09-07-2006, 09:35 PM
http://www.jaguars.com/jaxsondeville/images/Superbowl8_thumb.jpg

He comes in at a pretty close 2nd losing only by a nose. The only good looking mascot in this division is Toro and thats real. ALL of the other mascots in our divison look like cartoon characters.

Isn't that Jaxon, the Chester Cheetah wannabe?

Headlights of a Carr
09-07-2006, 09:56 PM
atleast its a horse. We have a damn racoon, whats that got to do with anything?

Y'all do like road kill right? :hides:

J/K:shades: