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RiotCommander
09-04-2006, 01:07 AM
BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!
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Sorry, I know this may be in the wrong section, but some people should get a laugh out of it. :cowboy1:

Carr Bombed
09-04-2006, 06:53 AM
That was great....was this a real commercial LOL......man that makes me feel like a total loser

RiotCommander
09-04-2006, 12:40 PM
Yep, I couldn't find an MP3 of it though. I have one for "Mr. Fantasy Football Guy" though if you want that one. :)

Carr Bombed
09-04-2006, 12:44 PM
sure post a link, I love those ads :)

RiotCommander
09-04-2006, 01:26 PM
sure post a link, I love those ads :)



http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Fantasy_Football_M anager.mp3

Enjoy =)

BattleRedRaider
09-04-2006, 01:28 PM
http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Fantasy_Football_M anager.mp3

Enjoy =)

All I get is:

Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Fantasy_Football_M anager.mp3 on this server.

FILO_girl
09-04-2006, 01:31 PM
http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Fantasy_Football_M anager.mp3

Enjoy =)

Link says Restricted. Darn it.

I love these commercials. The one about the 'Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy' is my hubby, I swear. :)

RiotCommander
09-04-2006, 01:34 PM
Link says Restricted. Darn it.

I love these commercials. The one about the 'Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy' is my hubby, I swear. :)


Does it, it still works for me. Hrm, let me give the link with all of them on it. You will just have to find the one you want to listen to.


http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html

Trap_Star
09-04-2006, 02:28 PM
http://www.houstontexans.com/fan_zone/messageboards/showthread.php?t=27113 :redtowel:

Bullpen Drew
09-04-2006, 04:44 PM
Mr Silent but deadly gas passer is good too