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gtexan02
05-06-2006, 10:13 AM
Another Page 2 gem...er...yeah.

It is funny though :)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hilton/diary&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1

April 21
I asked Matt if I could take one of these Wanna-lick tests I kept hearing all the football players had to take ... sounded like fun. But it was hard! I thought I totally flunked, but Matt told me I did better than that other guy Vince. That made me feel better.

April 29
Found out that some guy named Mario was the first pick. He got $54 million over six years. How sad is that? I thought these guys made a ton of money or something.

But, forget about the money, why did the Texans take Mario first? Come on -- if the North Carolina State defense was so effective in the ACC, don't you think it would have had a better record against Top 25 schools? And how often does a player of Reggie Bush's caliber come along in our lifetime? Twice? The Saints got a steal on draft day, let me tell you, and I just hope next year I'm in a fantasy league with the guys who run the Texans -- can you say repeat champion? Whatever …

The Arizona Cardinals took him. That's hot. Seriously, it's like 1,000 degrees there.

I found these funny

Farough
05-06-2006, 11:06 AM
page 2 usually comes up with some good stuff.. thanks for posting that

Sutton=08Heisman
05-14-2006, 06:47 PM
haha the best part was the comment about the money

Trap_Star
05-14-2006, 07:10 PM
Her and Eli used to have thing for each other when he declared for the draft...
http://hm.smugmug.com/photos/16814925-M.jpg

:rolleyes:

ledzeppelin229
05-14-2006, 07:15 PM
Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.

Kaiser Toro
05-15-2006, 06:49 PM
Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.

Totally agree. I have no attraction to her what so ever and do not see the value that she provides to society over all.

Eli seems to have the party gene in the family. :)

Mr. White
05-15-2006, 08:42 PM
WTF is Eli wearing in that picture? That's just wrong ,man....just wrong.

texman8
05-15-2006, 09:05 PM
Honestly, IMO Someone transpose Eli's head on that body.

Trap_Star
05-15-2006, 09:10 PM
Honestly, IMO Someone transpose Eli's head on that body.

http://x4.putfile.com/3/6015013783.jpg

http://x4.putfile.com/3/6011092453.jpg

http://x3.putfile.com/3/6415013748.jpg

http://img73.exs.cx/img73/7852/pyle3ji.jpg

The Duke
05-17-2006, 12:28 PM
DUDE,

Those are some of the funniest pics I have ever seen!

jerek
05-17-2006, 08:23 PM
Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.

I second the motion. Not hot whatsoever either.

alphajoker
05-17-2006, 08:30 PM
That second pic is awesome!! I about pissed myself!

mexican_texan
05-17-2006, 10:29 PM
I noticed the first pic is a soldier from Houston...

Why you cappin on Eli? Leave my boy alone, go mess with Frankenstein instead.

Trap_Star
05-17-2006, 10:36 PM
I noticed the first pic is a soldier from Houston...

Why you cappin on Eli? Leave my boy alone, go mess with Frankenstein instead.

PLEASE DONT TELL "YOUR BOY" ABOUT THE PICS!!!:embarrass

http://www.funny-base.com/pictures/pics/frankenstein-bush-picture.jpg

kastofsna
05-18-2006, 12:54 PM
nicole ritchie is grotesque.

mexican_texan
05-18-2006, 03:42 PM
I third the motion. She is not attractive to me either. I think Nicole Ritchie is better looking. :twocents:
http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/lohan-richie-starving.jpg

I don't know who thinks being that skinny is in any way attractive.
I find it grotesque.

Sutton=08Heisman
05-18-2006, 09:28 PM
id def do paris hilton but thats just me :). richie not so much...

Trap_Star
05-18-2006, 09:33 PM
id def do paris hilton but thats just me :). richie not so much...

http://www.bundyology.com/sfg/705b.jpg

I second that.....:)