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Tulip
04-25-2006, 09:12 PM
He's been almost absent this offseason.

Espn.com is featuring Scouts, Inc's big board instead of Kiper's.

If I can recollect properly, I've only seen 2 updates to Kiper's big board (which looks more like an article than a draft board) in almost 4 months. The last one was on 4/12, which was a month old prior to that update.

What gives?
kastofsna
04-25-2006, 09:15 PM
he's made several mocks and has been on ESPN's draft specials each time. he's just as active as ever as far as i can tell.
MorKnolle
04-25-2006, 10:00 PM
He's been busy getting his lines down for his ESPN Mobile commercial, acting like that doesn't come easy.
gtexan02
04-25-2006, 10:02 PM
"Texans doing what?"

I felt it.
Mike Kerns
04-25-2006, 11:02 PM
"Texans doing what?"

I felt it.

lol:

"Trade messes up my whole first round!"
kastofsna
04-26-2006, 09:28 AM
what in the world could the texans do that would make kiper say "texans doign what??" i'd love to see that happen.
Mike Kerns
04-26-2006, 10:53 AM
what in the world could the texans do that would make kiper say "texans doign what??" i'd love to see that happen.

Doing anything BUT drafting Reggie Bush. & I think it WILL happen...
Errant Hothy
04-26-2006, 10:59 AM
I heard a rumor that he had a Micheal Jackson-esgue hair accident.

Right now America's best scientist are in CT trying to save Mel's hair before Saturday.

Just what I heard.
kastofsna
04-26-2006, 11:27 AM
I heard a rumor that he had a Micheal Jackson-esgue hair accident.

Right now America's best scientist are in CT trying to save Mel's hair before Saturday.

Just what I heard.
that's just a smokescreen.
Errant Hothy
04-26-2006, 11:29 AM
that's just a smokescreen.

Isn't everything?

Dosn't the saying go "I smokescreen therefor I am"?
kastofsna
04-26-2006, 11:31 AM
this messageboard is actually a smokescreen. people registered thinking it was a forum to talk about the texans, but really it's just a sign-up sheet for a timeshare lodge in louisiana. at least, that's what my sources tell me.
Errant Hothy
04-26-2006, 11:37 AM
No, the message board is real.

It's the Texans that are the smokescreen as they are just a front for a massive goverment conspriacy involing a new breed of genetical engieneered crabs, hyper sonic jets, men capable of talking for hours and saying nothing, infinite imporbabilty drives and real estate in western Florida.