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MONARCH
03-13-2006, 04:13 PM
Greetings all....

HOW DARE THEY BECOME SO ARROGANT!

I love my TEXANS......but gee, they have become money hungry, now haven't they. We enter upon a season of 2005 with the expectations of entering into the playoffs for the first time in franchise history.......we finally wake up upon the season's end to a 2-14 gridiron nightmare on Kirby Street.......

........they finally announce the signings of a new head coach, along with what some of us may call the strangest crew of assistant coaches imaginable........ and then they immediately throw out a new marketing campaign aimed at keeping our attention upon the ultimate objective........ of the day our franchise becomes responsible for winning a championship for our great city.....

I WILL BE STANDING UPON THE FRONT ROW DURING DRAFT DAY 2006!

......along with legions of my great pals waiting to see if the TEXANS BRASS COMPLETE THE ULTIMATE TRANSACTION....... THE DRAFTING OF VINCE YOUNG AS OUR #1 PICK!


For if this is indeed the case, as it should be........then I will surely be ecstatic to the point of immediately renewing my season tickets, buying new apparel, you know......the works!

BUT LORD FORBID IF THEY DRAFT OTHERWISE........
MONARCH

chuckm
03-13-2006, 04:13 PM
hilarious

TEXANS84
03-13-2006, 04:55 PM
Priceless.

Kaiser Toro
03-13-2006, 04:56 PM
genius

HomeBred_Texan
03-13-2006, 05:17 PM
An American Express Card for sure..............................

You mean this Joker is back?

Hey, if you have season tickets, tell me which end of the stadium the sun shines on the most...

tulexan
03-13-2006, 05:22 PM
I think you mean the Raiders brass.

jaayteetx
03-13-2006, 06:18 PM
Start getting used to the idea of rooting for Reggie Bush, we'll draft Vince Young when:pigfly:

Texans_Chick
03-13-2006, 06:25 PM
I think the answer is "online":

Most users ever online was 848, 1 Hour Ago at 03:56 PM.

I will be at the draft party in Houston. I had a lead on some VIP passes to NYC, but I can't travel right now. :(

As much as I love VY, circumstances are likely gonna mean that we don't take him. So you might as well get used to that. I am learning to love Reggie after a season of being so sick of his name being used as a mantra to lose.

If I hear anybody booing at the party, well, I will likely be wearing pointy boots and I know how to use them. :superman:

edo783
03-13-2006, 09:59 PM
If I hear anybody booing at the party, well, I will likely be wearing pointy boots and I know how to use them. :superman:

Good for you. Go get em!

MONARCH
03-13-2006, 10:02 PM
An American Express Card for sure..............................

You mean this Joker is back?

Hey, if you have season tickets, tell me which end of the stadium the sun shines on the most...

The moment that the TEXANS draft VINCE YOUNG as our first pick upon DRAFT DAY 2006.........

THE SUN WILL INDEED SHINE UPON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR A CHANGE!

......how bout that.....
MONARCH

MONARCH
03-13-2006, 10:12 PM
I think the answer is "online":

Most users ever online was 848, 1 Hour Ago at 03:56 PM.

I will be at the draft party in Houston. I had a lead on some VIP passes to NYC, but I can't travel right now. :(

As much as I love VY, circumstances are likely gonna mean that we don't take him. So you might as well get used to that. I am learning to love Reggie after a season of being so sick of his name being used as a mantra to lose.

If I hear anybody booing at the party, well, I will likely be wearing pointy boots and I know how to use them. :superman:

Greetings Texans_Chick...

Those VIP passes to NYC sure do sound intriguing........we may have to talk about those........

Nevertheless, you sound as though you indeed love the VY.......now listen to me, don't you dare falter in your beliefs ok! For what I have been reading upon many of your prior post, and believe me I have read many........not only are you a well versed lady........but you seem like a real TEXAN!

STICK TO YOUR GUNS MADAM! VINCE YOUNG IS WORTH IT.....
MONARCH

Bubbajwp
03-13-2006, 10:31 PM
Wow.

Porky
03-13-2006, 10:35 PM
How come you are no longer writing from beautiful downtown Houston Monarch? You know the epicenter of excitement, or whatever your royal smugness calls it these days....or shall I call you Metropoliton. :spy:

Wolf
03-13-2006, 11:06 PM
How come you are no longer writing from beautiful downtown Houston Monarch? You know the epicenter of excitement, or whatever your royal smugness calls it these days....or shall I call you Metropoliton. :spy:
too funny! I forgot about that poster!!

thunderkyss
03-13-2006, 11:16 PM
I WILL BE STANDING UPON THE FRONT ROW DURING DRAFT DAY 2006!


BUT LORD FORBID IF THEY DRAFT OTHERWISE........
MONARCH

Go forth Monarch, and represent us well. I ask only this... in the event Sir Vincent is not selected with the first overall pick in the 2006 draft, do not dishonor your statemen, and fellow Houstonians with week Philly booing. Instead, Whoop some Yankee Heiny

HomeBred_Texan
03-14-2006, 07:25 AM
The moment that the TEXANS draft VINCE YOUNG as our first pick upon DRAFT DAY 2006.........

THE SUN WILL INDEED SHINE UPON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR A CHANGE!

......how bout that.....
MONARCH
That is what I thought. You have never even been to the stadium or you would know this right off the bat. So please, go away........

JustBonee
03-14-2006, 08:52 AM
How come you are no longer writing from beautiful downtown Houston Monarch? You know the epicenter of excitement, or whatever your royal smugness calls it these days....or shall I call you Metropoliton. :spy:
Oh, the memories .... lol ... pig swine and all ....

MONARCH
03-14-2006, 10:20 AM
That is what I thought. You have never even been to the stadium or you would know this right off the bat. So please, go away........

NICE TRY CORNBRED!

I'll tell you what, upon DRAFT DAY 2006 when the TEXANS make their selection of VY as their #1 pick........and of course you are immediately consumed with remorse, humiliation, and a little of the twiddlydee......twiddlydum affect........to where you just cannot stand it anymore.......go ahead, step outside and walk over to the TEXANS WALL OF HONOR and kindly view my name upon (section 14).....for if you do not recall, this wall was built to honor first time PSL owners.......

Go ahead slowpoke......walk a little faster now......don't be afraid......for the SUN IS INDEED SHINING OVER THERE TOO!
MONARCH

YoungTexanFan
03-14-2006, 10:23 AM
NICE TRY CORNBRED!

I'll tell you what, upon DRAFT DAY 2006 when the TEXANS make their selection of VY as their #1 pick........and of course you are immediately consumed with remorse, humiliation, and a little of the twiddlydee......twiddlydum affect........to where you just cannot stand it anymore.......go ahead, step outside and walk over to the TEXANS WALL OF HONOR and kindly view my name upon (section 14).....for if you do not recall, this wall was built to honor first time PSL owners.......

Go ahead slowpoke......walk a little faster now......don't be afraid......for the SUN IS INDEED SHINING OVER THERE TOO!
MONARCH

Well, even with your wishful thinking that won't come to fruitation...your post generally make me laugh. Please don't boo at the draft, even if Vince isn't picked.

MONARCH
03-14-2006, 10:33 AM
How come you are no longer writing from beautiful downtown Houston Monarch? You know the epicenter of excitement, or whatever your royal smugness calls it these days....or shall I call you Metropoliton. :spy:

NOW NOW PORKY...... you have the "walking area code" as your avatar, and you have the audacity to annoint me as SMUG.........

But if you should decide the continue calling me the aforementioned........THAT'S OK, just make sure you spell it correctly........

Actually, DOWNTOWN HOUSTON is even a bit more exciting than ever.......and pretty soon, will get even better than before.....

But just like everything else in life, things change.......and hopefully for the better........

THAT'S WHY VINCE YOUNG MUST BECOME THE TEXANS NEXT QUARTERBACK!
MONARCH

Texans_Chick
03-14-2006, 10:46 AM
Greetings Texans_Chick...

Those VIP passes to NYC sure do sound intriguing........we may have to talk about those........

Nevertheless, you sound as though you indeed love the VY.......now listen to me, don't you dare falter in your beliefs ok! For what I have been reading upon many of your prior post, and believe me I have read many........not only are you a well versed lady........but you seem like a real TEXAN!

STICK TO YOUR GUNS MADAM! VINCE YOUNG IS WORTH IT.....
MONARCH


Greetings back, oh royal highness guy, butterfly or whatever grandboobahness you would prefer....

I'm not quite sure what you want me to do. It is completely possible to think that VY is something special without being delusional enough to believe that there is a high probability that the Texans are gonna take him.

The Texans staff are still stating that they are evaluating film blah blah blah, but given the moves so far, Mr. McNair's belief that Carr can take them to the Superbowl,* his stated intention to get more tools around him, and his desire to win immediately, I just don't think it is likely we take VY.

So if keeping my guns stuck and my beliefs unfaltered could actually do anything, well then, I guess I would do that sort of thing. I believe that VY is completely a legit #1 pick, I believe that it is completely supportable position, and I actually own 3 "Draft Vince" t-shirts--but that being said, when even John McClain is finally admitting that the Texans are unlikely to pick Vince, well then, there is this thing called reality that is a handy thing to embrace.

Though I think that Vince is amazing, I must say that if we don't take him, I hope he does well for a team I am indifferent about, and I hope that the person(s) we get instead make that choice a good one.

But you just never know. One way or another, the draft usually means that when you look back at posts in retrospect, a certain percentage of those posts are going to be unintentionally funny.

What I hope we can all agree to, in all capital letters, is......


GO TEXANS! :texflag:











*Kubiak's position was a more fair one. He stated that no one player can take you to the Superbowl.

jerek
03-14-2006, 11:04 AM
Monarch, you are at least funny if not misguided. Thanks for putting a fresh face on the same Vince juicing that has been getting tiresome for the last three months or so.

Keep fighting the good fight.

Double Barrel
03-14-2006, 11:17 AM
Vince who? :confused:

I kid, I kid. This thread is indeed amusing, in that same way that monkeys flinging poo at the zoo amuses me. I'm a simple man, so it doesn't take much (my three year old provides infinite amusement to me, too). :D

Hope you're still a Texans fan when the dust settles and Mr. Young is employed by another team, though. Good luck with that transition. :howdy:

Txn_in_FL
03-14-2006, 02:58 PM
At the very least it's a different way to talk about this issue. Kinda funny. Sorta.

I don't know if I am laughing from the posts or from the idea that I keep thinking that Monarch is sitting behind his computer dressed up as some reject from the Rennaisance Festival typing about hither and yon.

Or he's watched too much Jon Lovitz as the Thespian.

IT'S ACTING!!! Ho Ho HOOOOOO!!!

Mr. White
03-14-2006, 04:38 PM
Kinda reminds me of the old WWF wrestler "the Genius." Anybody remember him?

Keep it coming, Monarch. You rock.

Vinny
03-14-2006, 04:42 PM
I managed to get a photo of the Monarch. Impressive character, has good hands too. http://www.dhadm.com/mediaHolder.php?id=101

http://photos.sleestak.net/albums/userpics/10001/burgerking.JPG

Mr. White
03-14-2006, 05:08 PM
Yeah, I've been stumping for him in FA this year. A real gamebreaker.

http://www.houstontexans.com/fan_zone/messageboards/showthread.php?t=17440

TEXANS84
03-14-2006, 05:27 PM
I managed to get a photo of the Monarch. Impressive character, has good hands too. http://www.dhadm.com/mediaHolder.php?id=101

http://photos.sleestak.net/albums/userpics/10001/burgerking.JPG

Yeah, but he doesn't have the running power that Diet Pepsi Machine does:

http://www.onesourcerefreshment.com/ART/SPepsiButtonMachine.jpg

Remember, to control time of possession, a stout running game is key.

swtbound07
03-14-2006, 07:05 PM
Greetings back, oh royal highness guy, butterfly or whatever grandboobahness you would prefer....

I'm not quite sure what you want me to do. It is completely possible to think that VY is something special without being delusional enough to believe that there is a high probability that the Texans are gonna take him.
The Texans staff are still stating that they are evaluating film blah blah blah, but given the moves so far, Mr. McNair's belief that Carr can take them to the Superbowl,* his stated intention to get more tools around him, and his desire to win immediately, I just don't think it is likely we take VY.

So if keeping my guns stuck and my beliefs unfaltered could actually do anything, well then, I guess I would do that sort of thing. I believe that VY is completely a legit #1 pick, I believe that it is completely supportable position, and I actually own 3 "Draft Vince" t-shirts--but that being said, when even John McClain is finally admitting that the Texans are unlikely to pick Vince, well then, there is this thing called reality that is a handy thing to embrace.

Though I think that Vince is amazing, I must say that if we don't take him, I hope he does well for a team I am indifferent about, and I hope that the person(s) we get instead make that choice a good one.

But you just never know. One way or another, the draft usually means that when you look back at posts in retrospect, a certain percentage of those posts are going to be unintentionally funny.

What I hope we can all agree to, in all capital letters, is......


GO TEXANS! :texflag:











*Kubiak's position was a more fair one. He stated that no one player can take you to the Superbowl.


It seems like you and me are riding the same wagon. I dont mind exercises in futility, so i'll still campaign for vince with the #1 pick, but im aware we probably wont go in that direction. Its good to know that at least im not alone...even if my backup is the crazy monarch guy

Seņor Stan
03-14-2006, 09:49 PM
Always good to have a WNBA fan in our midst.

http://www.seatseek.com/images/WNBA_Sacramento_Monarchs_Wordmark_175.jpg

Seņor Stan
03-14-2006, 09:56 PM
But this is the monarch I think of when I read his posts

http://www.ggrw.org/RNCCarrie_DonKing2.jpg

MONARCH
03-14-2006, 10:23 PM
It seems like you and me are riding the same wagon. I dont mind exercises in futility, so i'll still campaign for vince with the #1 pick, but im aware we probably wont go in that direction. Its good to know that at least im not alone...even if my backup is the crazy monarch guy

Greetings SWT..

Why are you annointing me as CRAZY? Is it just because I do not straddle the fence in regards to making my decisions........and I simply UPHOLD MY CONVICTIONS.....

If you and the others really pay attention to my post, you will have to discern that not only do I have a broad sense of humor.....but if you would read between the lines a bit, you will then realize that I do not mind entertaining the truth.......

FIRST AND FOREMOST I AM A PROFESSIONAL......but I do indeed love my HOUSTON TEXANS!

......let's just hope that they love us as well........
MONARCH

swtbound07
03-14-2006, 11:32 PM
Greetings SWT..

Why are you annointing me as CRAZY? Is it just because I do not straddle the fence in regards to making my decisions........and I simply UPHOLD MY CONVICTIONS.....

If you and the others really pay attention to my post, you will have to discern that not only do I have a broad sense of humor.....but if you would read between the lines a bit, you will then realize that I do not mind entertaining the truth.......

FIRST AND FOREMOST I AM A PROFESSIONAL......but I do indeed love my HOUSTON TEXANS!

......let's just hope that they love us as well........
MONARCH


I dont particularly mean crazy in the bad sense of the word......just more as in your bolding and font choice strikes me as somebody who probably is a little bit left of sane...like myself. It was more of a compliment.

Scooter
03-15-2006, 07:16 AM
i dont know whether to laugh or cry. hell the dude gets a cookie from me just for using both tweedledee & tweedledum on a football forum.