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knowyourfootball
01-01-2006, 07:09 PM
im calling a tie, will everyone be happy then?

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:09 PM
OT anyone? what happens if we end in a tie after OT? we should have the first pick right?

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:10 PM
And Banks leads us on the game winning drive. After the penalty.

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:10 PM
Overtime it will be...unless Banks pulls a miracle...

Or blows it completley.

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:10 PM
OT anyone? what happens if we end in a tie after OT? we should have the first pick right?

Yes, but I don't think you can end in a tie, can you?

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:10 PM
a run.....

playing for overtime to extend this friggin season.

big homey
01-01-2006, 07:10 PM
They wanted to pin the inept offense deep in their own territory and instead of risking giving them field position with an improbable kick.

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:10 PM
I tell you, there's only one coaching staff at this game and the same guys are playing for both teams. This is some sort of Twilight Zone episode. There's been some sort of quantum time shift continuumthingy. The Texans are playing themselves out there.

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 07:11 PM
OT anyone? what happens if we end in a tie after OT? we should have the first pick right? Yes, a tie would give us the number one pick.

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:11 PM
Yes, but I don't think you can end in a tie, can you?

Yes you can if no one scores in OT.

Goon
01-01-2006, 07:11 PM
I hate OT.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:11 PM
Yes, but I don't think you can end in a tie, can you?


surely you jest sir

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:11 PM
Yes, but I don't think you can end in a tie, can you?

If at the end of OT no one has scored, game is offically tied, unless it is a playoff game.

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 07:11 PM
Yes, but I don't think you can end in a tie, can you? Yes it can. At the end of the OT quarter, the game ends. The last tie was Atlanta vs. Pittsburg in 2002.

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:12 PM
What a effin disaster of an ending to a disaster of a season (talking bout OT here)

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:12 PM
Yes, but I don't think you can end in a tie, can you?
If we end in a tie, which can happen if no one scores in the 1 qtr of overtime, we get the #1 overall pick.

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:12 PM
oh geez.... at least throw the ball deep or something.

Dom just doesn't want to let go....

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:12 PM
Can anyone say free football? Texans play for OT is the worst game of the season.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:13 PM
Carr should pull a Bob Lanier and lead us to victory !!!!!!!!!!

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:13 PM
Another 15 mintes (in theory)....GREAT!

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:13 PM
Both teams play it safe at the end of the game. WTH?

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:13 PM
Well, you know the Texans will defintely make ESPN now - with an overtime in the "B-bowl".

disaacks3
01-01-2006, 07:13 PM
I'm not sure a Black Hole would suck as much as these two teams.

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:14 PM
SF wins the toss.

Wolf
01-01-2006, 07:14 PM
They are just trying to make Bush sweat it out a little more

slyfox68
01-01-2006, 07:14 PM
Are we winless in OT?

big homey
01-01-2006, 07:14 PM
I guess Capers wants to prolong our suffering a bit before he leaves.:tv:

Goon
01-01-2006, 07:14 PM
Another 15 mintes (in theory)....GREAT!

It's like Christmas all over again!

:brickwall

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:14 PM
Bradford blows the coin toss ..... and he had a 50% chance duh

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Are we winless in OT? yes

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:15 PM
The Texans should get the #1 overall pick by default if we can only play the 49ers to a tie in regulation.

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Texans '05: The Season that would never end.

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Bradford blows the coin toss ..... and he had a 50% chance duh

You'd think since he can't catch he could at least predict the future.

edo783
01-01-2006, 07:15 PM
I guess Capers wants to prolong our suffering a bit before he leaves.:tv:

As long as we are playing overtime, they can't fire him. What a plan!

jacquescas
01-01-2006, 07:16 PM
so capers defys the odd and coaches a few seconds longer..

Wolf
01-01-2006, 07:16 PM
off topic but this thread has been viewed over 6000 times .. that has got to be a record:redtowel:

welsh texan
01-01-2006, 07:16 PM
The commentary team over here seem unsure as to who gets 1st draft pick if we win and leave san fran, NO and ourselves on 3-13, can anybody help?

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:17 PM
The commentary team over here seem unsure as to who gets 1st draft pick if we win and leave san fran, NO and ourselves on 3-13, can anybody help?

I think the worst we can do right now is number 2 because of our strength of schedule.

Dime
01-01-2006, 07:17 PM
Are we winless in OT?
until today...

jacquescas
01-01-2006, 07:17 PM
if houston wins they pick second, new orleans picks first and San fran picks 3rd.

if we lose its houston, new orleans ????

Wolf
01-01-2006, 07:17 PM
way I hear it we win we get #2 and N.O. gets #1 pick ..we lose well we get #1

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:17 PM
off topic but this thread has been viewed over 6000 times .. that has got to be a record:redtowel: Well, the "guest" count has remained high all afternoon.... went down to about 35 now up to 62.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:18 PM
I believe that if we win we get #2 otherwise #1

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:18 PM
Saints will get it if the Texans win

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:18 PM
The commentary team over here seem unsure as to who gets 1st draft pick if we win and leave san fran, NO and ourselves on 3-13, can anybody help?

1.NO
2.HOU
3.SF

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:18 PM
You all remember the Neverending Story, this has been the NeverEnding Season with the final chapter of the NeverEnding Game. All we need is a giant flying dog.

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:18 PM
If we win, New Orleans gets the 1st pick.

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:18 PM
That was close, I thought we had stopped them. SF stays alive on this drive.

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:18 PM
Well, the "guest" count has remained high all afternoon.... went down to about 35 now up to 62.Currently Active Users: 243 (66 members and 177 guests)

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:20 PM
Currently Active Users: 243 (66 members and 177 guests)

Ah, I was talking this thread alone (per the numbers below)... but that's still alot.

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:20 PM
This is some of the more bizarre play calling I've seen in a while...

I actually feel sorry for 9ers fans because I think they really do suck more than us... (but it's close)

disaacks3
01-01-2006, 07:20 PM
Wow, actual emotion by Capers...

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:21 PM
Well, we get the ball back.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:21 PM
we're better off on offense than defense

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:21 PM
Boooooooooo....

I thought for sure we'd see "the catch II"

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:21 PM
Currently Active Users: 243 (66 members and 177 guests)
Probably a bunch of New Orleans people looking on.

Dime
01-01-2006, 07:21 PM
ROFL.... I see it now... Kris Brown will win this game for us.

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:21 PM
I think they're doing this to us on purpose. Just call the game a tie and end it already.

edo783
01-01-2006, 07:22 PM
ROFL.... I see it now... Kris Brown will win this game for us.

Yup, I would bet it goes down that way.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:23 PM
it's good to know that Gaffney is just as oblivious with Banks as Carr

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:23 PM
Who knew Rivers could catch a ball???

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:23 PM
Yup, I would bet it goes down that way.

Sucker bet. Everyone knows that given the chance, Kris Brown would hit a 70 yarder.

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:24 PM
NyQuil for Morency please?

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:24 PM
And all of a sudden, we're the masters of pass blocking. Give up a damn sack already.

OzzO
01-01-2006, 07:24 PM
Can someone get Banks a lighter ball, this one is too heavy for him to throw.

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:24 PM
I hate pass blocking.

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:25 PM
And all of a sudden, we're the masters of pass blocking. Give up a damn sack already.Carr is on the sidelines

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:25 PM
Where's Derrick Armstrong? A guy from the practice squad is better than an active player all season?

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:26 PM
I wanna see Victor Riley at left tackle. :)

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:26 PM
Carr is on the sidelines

Your sense of humor has made this season almost tolerable Vinny, lol.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:26 PM
Matt Stevens ........ please

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:26 PM
I've been watching football for a long freaking time and this is one of the more bizarre experiences I can remember, all things considered.

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:27 PM
Your sense of humor has made this season almost tolerable Vinny, lol.I'm pretty dry and glib...I'm not as mean as I post.:challenge

Wolf
01-01-2006, 07:27 PM
on the bright side of this game going to OT..15 minutes closer to the draft!

DRIFTAWAY
01-01-2006, 07:27 PM
what a game this is

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
Well, at least if we tie everyone is happy on this board. We didnt lose, we didnt win and we still get the number one pick!!!

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
I've been watching football for a long freaking time and this is one of the more bizarre experiences I can remember, all things considered.I had no idea what I was going to get when I sat down today....I didn't even tape this game...shame on me. This is one of the strangest games ever.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
I've been watching football for a long freaking time and this is one of the more bizarre experiences I can remember, all things considered.


a big ditto to that

mean mark8
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
It was agreed before gametime that they'd play to a tie. That way no one can say the Texans played to lose and we still get the 1st pick.

disaacks3
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
You know, a Tie at the end of regulation doesn't seem all that far-fetched anymore...not with these two powerhouses slugging it out!

Master Po
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
Well...at least the Cowboys were just eliminated.

Marcus
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
I've been watching football for a long freaking time and this is one of the more bizarre experiences I can remember, all things considered.

I agree. Pretty disgusting if you ask me.

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:28 PM
On the bright side, Dallas just got elimated from the playoffs, thanks to Sean Taylor. You guys remember him right?

rmartin65
01-01-2006, 07:29 PM
How bad is Carr's injury?

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:29 PM
Well...at least the Cowboys were just eliminated.

:redtowel:

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 07:29 PM
What a catch...

Dime
01-01-2006, 07:29 PM
wow.... nice catch

TexasJedi
01-01-2006, 07:30 PM
Yes! What a grab. (I'll hate myself later I know)

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:30 PM
nice indeed

Wolf
01-01-2006, 07:30 PM
It was agreed before gametime that they'd play to a tie. That way no one can say the Texans played to lose and we still get the 1st pick.


And S.f stays up in the draft order too.. a win-win situation

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:30 PM
How bad is Carr's injury?I don't think it's bad...he was tossing footballs earlier.

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:31 PM
I think Carr just switch uniforms at half.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:31 PM
I guess wonger got elected to make the world's longest beer run

rmartin65
01-01-2006, 07:32 PM
I don't think it's bad...he was tossing footballs earlier.
Thanks.

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:32 PM
Firefox sure reloads faster when you turn off loading images.

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:32 PM
oh geez...does this end with a touchback?

Runner
01-01-2006, 07:33 PM
I predict a safety on a holding penalty.

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:33 PM
How about a sack for a saftey to lose the game?

Goon
01-01-2006, 07:33 PM
I guess wonger got elected to make the world's longest beer run

...or there's a long line at the john.

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:33 PM
How about a sack for a saftey to lose the game?

Beautiful

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:33 PM
please, safety, end the misery now.

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
INT! He's rumbling stumbling...

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssss

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
Damn...nifty return...

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
:brickwall :brickwall :brickwall

disaacks3
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
bwahahahahahahahahahaha ...breathe.... bwhahahahahahahaha

berkman17
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
please, safety, end the misery now.

it would have been a fitting end to a miserable season.

DRIFTAWAY
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
well....REGGIEEEEEE

jacquescas
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
lets the game begin

TEXANS84
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
That pretty much sums up the season.

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:35 PM
just shoot me now

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
Gaffney with the tackle, thanks Gaf.

TEXANS84
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
Houston, you are on the clock.

rittenhouserobz
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
What a moment.

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
There's nowhere but up from the bottom. There's your offseason consolation.

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
just shoot me now


no way .... we're gonna laugh about this one day

rmartin65
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
I thought we could have won.

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
What happened?

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
Put the ball in the middle of the field and KICK IT!

berkman17
01-01-2006, 07:36 PM
nedney might still pull a kris brown

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
Kick that bad boy

rmartin65
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
nedney might still pull a kris brown
Hopefully.

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
Reggie, Reggie, lol.

We'll look back on this season and call it Pulling a Reggie.

bigcarlos
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
Skins win:redtowel:

Dime
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
Dollar bet he misses it..

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
nedney might still pull a kris brown

It's the game that no one wants to win still.

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 07:37 PM
I'll laugh when he misses it. Watch, it will happen.

slyfox68
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
The movie...BRAVEHEART

The scene...man to William Wallace on executioner's table

MAN: "It can all end right now...Just say it...Cry out...You'll see."
MAN: "The prisoner wishes to say a word."
WALLACE: "FREE-DOM!!!"

Reality...Texans season

49ers: "It can all end right now...Just say it...Cry out...You'll see."
49ers: "The Texans wish to say a word."
TEXANS: "REG-GIE!!!"

Boxscore
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
nail it please

DRIFTAWAY
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
Ill Laugh So Hard If He Misses

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
Nedney Nedney Nedney Reggie Reggie Reggie

Peldon
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
Lost...:brickwall

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:38 PM
I'll laugh so hard if he makes it.

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
game over, game over.

It's official. We are the wost team of 2005

Boxscore
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
Yes

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
Its been a tough season. We're now on the clock.

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
Reggie Reggie

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
Reggie-Reggie-Reggie-Reggie!!!!

Texans86
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
It's finally over. Let the Bush Debate begin.

DRIFTAWAY
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
Regieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

berkman17
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
dont know whether to be happy, sad, or just embarassed

Goon
01-01-2006, 07:39 PM
Is it over? Is it finally over?

:yahoo:

chuckm
01-01-2006, 07:40 PM
gentlemen ... it's been an honor and a privilege to spend the last few hours with you ... enjoy the off season ...

slyfox68
01-01-2006, 07:40 PM
It was like watching a wounded animal's last moments. It's finally over.

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:42 PM
Lets start contract negotiations right now.

jacquescas
01-01-2006, 07:43 PM
and capers was fired before the field goal landed.

Hervoyel
01-01-2006, 07:43 PM
It was like watching a wounded animal's last moments. It's finally over.

With apologies to Mac Davis in "North Dallas Forty" I'd like to borrow and slightly alter one of his lines.

I thought it was like watching two three-legged cats in a race to cover up **** on a frozen pond.

Texans Pride
01-01-2006, 07:44 PM
The feeling in my stomach isn't happy like I thought it was going to be....kind of a sad day...

aj.
01-01-2006, 07:44 PM
I move to lock this thread with Herv's post

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:44 PM
Way to go, 49ers!!! :yahoo:

I will probably never say that again, ever.

Boxscore
01-01-2006, 07:45 PM
If we would have won we probably would of lost the Virginia lineman. SF would have taken him with the 2nd pick.

Goon
01-01-2006, 07:46 PM
Thanks one and all. This season was made bearable because of the message board. And tequila. Lots of tequila.

See you all here again next season, when hopefully the humor won't have to be gallows humor.

:texflag:

HJam72
01-01-2006, 07:49 PM
It's OK. The Texans fought hard, but they didn't execute in the end. :twocents:

PapaL
01-01-2006, 07:49 PM
We may have the number 1 pick, but we're not the worst team in the league. We may be the most underachieving, least coached team, but not worst.

SheTexan
01-01-2006, 07:55 PM
It's OK. The Texans fought hard, but they didn't execute in the end. :twocents:


BEAUTFUL!! lol!!

Vinny
01-01-2006, 07:55 PM
well, thanks to everyone who participated for being civil and on topic. I didn't think much of the game today early on but as it unfolded and it got more and more bizarre, it just became funny in a twisted sort of way with everyone's commentary.

Tulip
01-01-2006, 07:59 PM
Darn it! They were thisclose to a tie. That would have been the funniest outcome by far.

berkman17
01-01-2006, 08:02 PM
new year's resolution: don't suck in 2006.

LoneStarState
01-01-2006, 08:22 PM
new year's resolution: don't suck in 2006.

Amen to that!!! :yahoo:

cuppacoffee
01-01-2006, 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LCROD
"And all of a sudden, we're the masters of pass blocking. Give up a damn sack already."

Carr is on the sidelines

Vinny....Care to elaborate?
Do you think the line blocks better for Banks than they do for Carr? If so, why do you think they do this. Or did I just read too much into your post? idonno:

:coffee:

Fiddy
01-01-2006, 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LCROD
"And all of a sudden, we're the masters of pass blocking. Give up a damn sack already."



Vinny....Care to elaborate?
Do you think the line blocks better for Banks than they do for Carr? If so, why do you think they do this. Or did I just read too much into your post? idonno:

:coffee: I'm not Vinny, but I think it was to point out that Carr easily makes the blocking look worse than it is.

Vinny
01-01-2006, 09:07 PM
Vinny....Care to elaborate?
Do you think the line blocks better for Banks than they do for Carr? If so, why do you think they do this. Or did I just read too much into your post? idonno:

:coffee:Here is a quote of mine from September 03 at HPF...this should explain what I mean. Both David Carr and Rob Johnson are fast mobile guys. Both have a live arm. Both are big, physical quarterbacks. However, both guys have a poor *feel* for the rush. When Doug Flutie came in for Rob Johnson a few years ago most of the Bills line problems seemed to end. Same line, different QB, but the Bills did not give up sack, after sack, after sack. The line suddenly went from "worst in the league" to "not as bad as we thought". Perhaps this is coachable, but it doesn’t look like RJ will ever get it as he is now bouncing around the league. This makes me think that Carr will likely struggle thru his career with sacks.

Top QB’s slide in the pocket when they feel a heavy rush and buy a beat or two to get the ball off. All the great pocket passers have this instinct. If you watch Carr he does not have this ability. If you watch some of those sacks yesterday, he could have slid to open areas in the pocket, but as soon as a defender got near him it was too late. He makes the line look worse than it really is.

I still think Carr is developing. I still like him as our first pick, but I have some serious reservations about him. Combine the fact that he has ONE TD throwing the ball in his last 8 games with the fact that he looks like a Rob Johnson-esque sack magnet, we are starting to have something to kick around as to his long term down side. In my opinion the line did not have a great day, but Carr makes them look worse than they really are.

CHS
01-01-2006, 10:55 PM
That's a great comparison. I had forgotten about Johnson. He and Carr are very similar they both wait a second too long to pull the trigger and then get sacked. I think they're both from Cali too.

I'm not saying we don't need too upgrade the OL but Carr makes them look worse than they are. How many of those "sacks" this year did Carr run out of bounds behind this line instead of thowing it away.

rafterticket
01-01-2006, 11:15 PM
It's OK. The Texans fought hard, but they didn't execute in the end. :twocents:

The funniest thing is that Dom, in his post game press conference, said exactly that.

the wonger need food
01-01-2006, 11:22 PM
I guess wonger got elected to make the world's longest beer run

Sorry for leaving you guys hanging, had a hannuka party to goto. I did catch the Nedney FG in overtime and have never seen so many happy Jews. You would have thought we won the draft rights to Jay Fiedler or Sage Rosenfels. Or just won backstage passes to a Rush concert to meet Geddy Lee.

This thread was fun to read and it's nice to see that the real and unreal fans have such a good sense of humor.

CanadianSaint
01-02-2006, 09:40 AM
I read this thread as a guest....I registered 'cause I thought that the sense of humor displayed here was something I wanted to be a part of...


but DARNIT!!!!


You should have won!!!:challenge

Carr Bombed
01-02-2006, 09:47 AM
I read this thread as a guest....I registered 'cause I thought that the sense of humor displayed here was something I wanted to be a part of...


but DARNIT!!!!


You should have won!!!:challenge

actually all saint fans should be thanking us for winning, ah I mean losing that game.

The Saints were going to take Matt L. no matter if they had the first pick. Now yall can grab him at #2 and you don't have to pay him #1 dollars. The Saints made out like bandits.

CanadianSaint
01-02-2006, 09:55 AM
I dunno...I think we could have made a deal if we had the NO1 pick, and made out like gang busters......

I HOPE we get Matt L.... but we will see..I think Kris Brown was paid by the mafia lol...

Carr Bombed
01-02-2006, 09:58 AM
We were destined to have the first pick, its been that way all year. I swear I have never seen a professional team be able to find so many different ways to lose close games. It became commical where all I could do is sit back and laugh.

CanadianSaint
01-02-2006, 10:11 AM
We were destined to have the first pick, its been that way all year. I swear I have never seen a professional team be able to find so many different ways to lose close games. It became commical where all I could do is sit back and laugh.

When the hurricane hit, and then Deuce went down, I this season was tanked.