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BillyBluenose
11-02-2005, 11:08 PM
You can say what you want about the keys to success, match-ups, depth charts, and the rest of the bs the talking heads on ESPN or late night sports radio will be talking about all week, but the bottom line is that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a gargbage team who wear pretty uniforms in a garbage stadium filled with... well, I can't really say filled... in front of garbage fans.

We may not be the greatest football team in the world yet, but I'll be darned like a sock if we can't whoop the bums this Sunday in Sulfur City!

Smell that, TEXANS? It means you're 60 minutes away from your second w.

-Billy

Lucky
11-02-2005, 11:20 PM
The Jags can be beaten. One, they like to play close to the vest. Just like Dom. Two, they don't have much of a homefield advantage. Three, they're not so great against zone blocking teams. See Davis 150 yards last season and the 188 the Broncos put up this season.

Sure it will take a near perfect game from the Texans. But, aren't they due? If the Jags come in over confident, they can be had.

Think about the Gaffney lateral to Glenn. The Leap of Faith. Petey jammin' with the crowd. The Shutout. The Texans have the Mojo and the jags know it. that's half the battle.

jagibelieve
11-03-2005, 07:21 AM
You can say what you want about the keys to success, match-ups, depth charts, and the rest of the bs the talking heads on ESPN or late night sports radio will be talking about all week, but the bottom line is that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a gargbage team who wear pretty uniforms in a garbage stadium filled with... well, I can't really say filled... in front of garbage fans.

We may not be the greatest football team in the world yet, but I'll be darned like a sock if we can't whoop the bums this Sunday in Sulfur City!

Smell that, TEXANS? It means you're 60 minutes away from your second w.

-BillyYour enthusiasm for your team ammuses me. Garbage team? What is our record and what is yours? Garbage stadium? Have you ever been to Alltel? Garbage fans? I guess that's better than being trashy. You're going to "whoop" us? :ok:

TheOgre
11-03-2005, 08:47 AM
I read somewhere once that if you go into an interview (and you know the sex of the interviewer) do the following:

1. If it is a male, absolutely, positively never where teal. Men hate it.

2. If it a female, where a tie with some teal in it. For some reason they love it.

I don't remember the source or I would post it.

JAGumbo
11-03-2005, 08:53 AM
Hey Jagibelieve,
Go over to texanstalk.com for their MB.
It's much better and more active over there.

JAGumbo
11-03-2005, 08:57 AM
31st ranked defense
32nd ranked offense

JustBonee
11-03-2005, 08:58 AM
REAL men can wear any color.
I remember when men wouldn't be caught dead in pink also!

JAGumbo
11-03-2005, 09:03 AM
Sorry Sassy,
No one over here wants to talk football.
They just insult the city and it's fans constantly.

Here's to a great game Sunday.
Thanks.

TEXANS84
11-03-2005, 09:12 AM
31st ranked defense
32nd ranked offense

When your offense constantly goes three and out, you're going to have a defense that absorbs that as well.

TheOgre
11-03-2005, 09:15 AM
REAL men can wear any color. I remember when men wouldn't be caught dead in pink also!


Real men still don't wear pink.

Don'tHate
11-03-2005, 09:24 AM
You can say what you want about the keys to success, match-ups, depth charts, and the rest of the bs the talking heads on ESPN or late night sports radio will be talking about all week, but the bottom line is that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a gargbage team who wear pretty uniforms in a garbage stadium filled with... well, I can't really say filled... in front of garbage fans.

We may not be the greatest football team in the world yet, but I'll be darned like a sock if we can't whoop the bums this Sunday in Sulfur City!

Smell that, TEXANS? It means you're 60 minutes away from your second w.

-Billy



That's just sad...can't talk real football so insult a city that you probably have never even stepped foot into...real classy :ok:

Vinny
11-03-2005, 09:42 AM
I'm not going to let a thead sit here that just wants to insult NFL fans from other teams. We don't want them coming here and insulting us so we shouldn't do it to them. I'm closing this. I can't believe we had 3 mods post in this thread to encourage this.