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gtexan02
10-17-2005, 01:08 AM
So heres the game, write a 1 sentence/paragraph statement that might be something Capers is likely to write in his notebook we always see him scribbling in.

1. Note to self: Teach players to execute

disaacks3
10-17-2005, 01:10 AM
2. Mention "Missed Opportunities" in Post-Game News Conference

touttail
10-17-2005, 03:38 AM
Houston coach Dom Capers looked both angered and befuddled. :homer:

"I'm very disappointed in the way we played tonight," Capers said. "The thing I was most disappointed in was basically the fundamentals of our team."

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO Capers and coaching staff. The team has quit on you!

We are disappointed in your coaching skill too!!!!!!!!

bobby 119C :brickwall

rittenhouserobz
10-17-2005, 06:38 AM
The little notebook might as well read:
3. Interview for new high school coachiong position

:challenge

TexanAggie
10-17-2005, 06:45 AM
4. WOW that played sucked

5. ran same play wow still sucked
6. o-line bites ill blame it on not executing
7.. DAMN CC got *****ed slapped

playoff year please
10-17-2005, 07:03 AM
Love your punt team so much...consider punting on 3rd down

touttail
10-17-2005, 07:07 AM
1-------Davis run right.
2-------Davis run left.
3-------Carr rushed, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis up the middle.
2-------Davis short pass.
3-------Carr scrambles, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis runs up the middle.
2-------Davis runs right.
3-------Carr throws 4 yard quick pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

The opposing defense has got it figured out already, guess I don't have to list anymore.

bobby 119C :brickwall

rockabilly
10-17-2005, 07:27 AM
1. Find time machine. Go back one series. Run same play to opposite side.

2. Learn what this "protection" is that every one talks about.

3. Buy Bob McNair a dozen roses.

Paragon Blue
10-17-2005, 07:29 AM
So heres the game, write a 1 sentence/paragraph statement that might be something Capers is likely to write in his notebook we always see him scribbling in.

1. Note to self: Teach players to execute
I'm running out of space. I need to buy a new notebook. :confused:

Buffi2
10-17-2005, 07:34 AM
Try to keep dumb, confused look off of my face.
Keep my mouth closed.
Find 10 reasons to keep my job for next meeting with McNair.

OzzO
10-17-2005, 08:28 AM
.... I Lik To Maak Preetee Pictur....

jmlockett
10-17-2005, 09:05 AM
So heres the game, write a 1 sentence/paragraph statement that might be something Capers is likely to write in his notebook we always see him scribbling in.

1. Note to self: Teach players to execute
uh.....if 1+1=3 an w're bhin 32 soo thn um I nede um 1 touchdown? ma b I shud asx casserlli

playoff year please
10-17-2005, 09:45 AM
We do so well on 1st and 2nd down, so keep failing on 3rd, so we can watch the beauty of a punt. Ignore all people who say that if you are doing well on 1st an 2nd down, there would be no 3rd down.

texan279
10-17-2005, 09:55 AM
10. Cry in the post game press conference and hope for pity.

Double Barrel
10-17-2005, 10:06 AM
Whats in Caper's notebook?

http://wohba.com/blogimages/liger0505.jpg

Behold the power of the liger!

:tv:

Rightnow
10-17-2005, 10:13 AM
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.

texan279
10-17-2005, 10:14 AM
I figured it out. Capers is filling out an order form to send to this place...http://www.howtoplay.com/shopping/FT-kit.HTM

eriadoc
10-17-2005, 12:21 PM
1. Go back and take a long look at self in mirror and execute.

HeHateMe
10-17-2005, 01:06 PM
Must re-read these how to articles.

http://www.ehow.com/how_3993_block-football.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_3994_tackle-football.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_3991_catch-football.html *note: Show Bradford this one. Good info.
http://www.ehow.com/how_5040_follow-defense-football.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_6632_anticipate-blitz-like.html

In the off-season, I can start reading up on this
http://www.ehow.com/how_5042_football-games-via.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_5034_figure-new-instant.html

D-Rob23
10-17-2005, 01:09 PM
Game Time Thoughts:

1st Down Run
2nd Down Run (Wait We need to mix in a Holding penalty)
2nd Down Run
3rd Down Two Yard Pass
4th Down Punt, Work on My Resume & Call the Realtor

mean mark8
10-17-2005, 01:11 PM
1-------Davis run right.
2-------Davis run left.
3-------Carr rushed, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis up the middle.
2-------Davis short pass.
3-------Carr scrambles, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis runs up the middle.
2-------Davis runs right.
3-------Carr throws 4 yard quick pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

The opposing defense has got it figured out already, guess I don't have to list anymore.

bobby 119C :brickwall
you almost got it but I think we run left @ ~3/1 ratio. 3 runs left then 1 right. Sort of like a waltz. :embarrass

swtbound07
10-17-2005, 01:43 PM
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.


funniest thing ive read today! bigmouth capers bass

Meisterman
10-17-2005, 02:05 PM
"I'm going down in flames...but Casserly is going with me for making me work with this talentless bunch!"

GoPats
10-17-2005, 02:50 PM
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.

You, sir, are a funny *******. I could not mean that in a nicer way.

GoPats
10-17-2005, 02:54 PM
It could be his grocery list.

- eggs
- butter
- milk

(Carr gets sacked.)

"Oh yeah..."

- hamburger
- pancake mix

(Carr gets sacked again.)

"Reminds me..."

- meat tenderizer

humbleone
10-18-2005, 03:03 PM
I wonder if Carr can quick kick?

jagsfanincanada
10-18-2005, 03:25 PM
uh.....if 1+1=3 an w're bhin 32 soo thn um I nede um 1 touchdown? ma b I shud asx casserlli

Winner. I laughed out loud.

El Tejano
10-18-2005, 03:39 PM
I believe he wrote this in big letters:

"Now, itís kind of like sticking your finger in a dike. "
-Coach Dom Capers on how he feels about the team?

gtexan02
10-18-2005, 07:44 PM
"Now, itís kind of like sticking your finger in a dike. "
-Coach Dom Capers on how he feels about the team?

I couldn't help but sigh and laugh when I read that in his press conference...
Its a pretty bad insult to compare coaching our team to sticking your finger in a dike. (insert childish joke here about the Vikings)

utahmark
10-18-2005, 07:56 PM
I couldn't help but sigh and laugh when I read that in his press conference...
Its a pretty bad insult to compare coaching our team to sticking your finger in a dike. (insert childish joke here about the Vikings)


did he really say that?

gtexan02
10-18-2005, 08:17 PM
did he really say that?

Straight from the press conference:
(on how he feels about team) ďWell I was very disappointed in the way we played last night just in the area of fundamentals Ė blocking, tackling, and too many penalties. I do believe this team can improve and I do see us improving in some areas. Now, itís kind of like sticking your finger in a dike.

http://www.houstontexans.com/news/news_detail.php?PRKey=2071

jags98
10-18-2005, 09:21 PM
http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/stock_illustration/images/cartoon_elk_001.gif

It all starts up front. Now where do I find them?

powda
10-18-2005, 09:33 PM
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.

Bassinguy
10-18-2005, 11:25 PM
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
Well stated. So many hamburgers, so little time. Maybe David and his crew will take him to Mickey D's, and stuff the food up his ---

ATX
10-19-2005, 01:29 AM
http://www.funkytroll.com/drawing/images/Beginner%20Figure%20Drawing%2010-03-2002%20004.jpg

http://funkytroll.com/drawing/images/Open%20Studio%2010-20-2002%20010.jpg

touttail
10-19-2005, 05:43 AM
Hey Marge, you just wait till I get home to your sexy self!!!
Dom :homer:

bobby 119C :brickwall

ndndixie
10-19-2005, 07:55 AM
Funniest **** I've seen since I watched my Titans stink it up Sunday.....keep the humor, it helps!

texan_fan
10-20-2005, 12:53 AM
Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

THANK YOU!!!! OMG...still laughing...

texan_fan
10-20-2005, 01:05 AM
Dear Jeff Posey, Jamie Sharper, Aaron Glenn:

I'm sorry. Please come home...

BigBull17
10-20-2005, 11:16 AM
1. Ask real coach how to teach players to exicute.
2. Get mouth wired shut.
3. Learn sign launguage.
4. Remove Pendry from Christmas list.

playoff year please
10-20-2005, 11:27 AM
We have at least been tied with every team we have played since I got here. What do the fans want? You can't win them all, you just have to give yourself a chance. 0-0 is a tie, isn't it?

5genTexan
10-20-2005, 12:38 PM
1 - Note to self; "self, don't worry, the 'pick best available' theory during the draft does work. It does, it does, it does." :ok:
2 - Make sure only necessary things are in work locker, so I'll be ready for quick exit.
3 - Should I use regular numbers or roman numerals or a tally when counting how many times my QB is sacked?
4 - Another note to self; "self, I'm only going to pick ONE MORE player that is already injured and will never play again."
5 - Last note to self; "self, don't worry! Don't let anyone tell you that you can't make it all the way with 5 offensive plays."