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Texas_Thrill
10-11-2005, 12:07 PM
the Sunday spotlight is on the CHEERLEADERS....

Go ahead and list your YOU KNOW ITS BAD WHEN....

Exascor
10-11-2005, 12:10 PM
You wake up Monday morning, get the newspaper and realize the Texans really are 0-4. It WASN'T a dream!

ledzeppelin229
10-11-2005, 12:11 PM
You know its BAD when Steve "Top 10 line in the NFL" McKinney has to "guarantee" we won't go 0-16.

infantrycak
10-11-2005, 12:14 PM
You know it's bad when your team is 0-4 and the head coach says the problem is a -8 turnover ratio (and 5 of them came in the 1st game).

Hey coach did you see the )(*&()*^(*%& play by every unit on the field. Can't see the play for the stats evidently.

Runner
10-11-2005, 12:17 PM
You know it's bad when your team is 0-4 and the head coach says the problem is a -8 turnover ratio (and 5 of them came in the 1st game).

Hey coach did you see the )(*&()*^(*%& play by every unit on the field. Can't see the play for the stats evidently.

You know it's bad when after watching last weeks game live, the coaching staff is having meetings today to determine what, if any, changes are required.

I would like to see the agenda for that meeting.

BattleRedRaider
10-11-2005, 12:19 PM
Personally, I don't mind the spotlight on the cheerleaders. :drool:

But when the cheerleader says they visited the fans "while they were having a good time", I seriously doubt that.

You know it's bad when:

We can think of better insults on ourselves then all the other teams' fans can, and they don't even bother to talk smack to us here.

We're the only team looking forward to the 2006 NFL Draft.

The coach thinks that 0-4 is just the same as 4-0. :confused:

You are in a fantasy league and pick a defense that is playing the Texans this week, knowing you will get some good points.

Double Barrel
10-11-2005, 12:45 PM
You know it's bad when...

Fans start chanting "Way to go Astros" at Reliant while the football team is still playing on the field.

profan
10-11-2005, 01:22 PM
your friends and family will not accept a free trip to a texas game with you.

you put your four tickets on ebay and the $10 reserve is not met.

the wonger need food
10-11-2005, 01:41 PM
You know it's bad...

When the Astros offense scores more than the Texans'.

z0rpAn
10-11-2005, 01:55 PM
...the big year is always a step further than you thought you've been told.
...the loudest stadium in the NFL last year, has the loudest boos this year.
...you see pictures of kids that fell asleep in the stands during a game.
...nobody has any ideas on whats broken or how to fix it.

TEXANRED
10-11-2005, 02:17 PM
You know its bad when the Texans are the only team to take you.

-corey bradford-

Vinny
10-11-2005, 02:19 PM
You know its bad when the Texans are the only team to take you.

-corey bradford-then start you.

TEXANRED
10-11-2005, 02:39 PM
your really know its bad when you are compaired to archie manning

TheOgre
10-11-2005, 02:39 PM
You know its bad when...

An opposing starting LB says, "I almost feel a little sympathy for them, because every time they dropped back to pass, they couldn't get the ball off."

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/sports/3389282

GP
10-11-2005, 02:44 PM
You know it's bad when Mcnair considers re-hiring Chris Palmer...

the wonger need food
10-11-2005, 02:54 PM
your really know its bad when you are compaired to archie manning

... Tim Couch and Ryan Leaf.

... And when you're considered a bigger bust than Joey Harrington

buckaroo_banzai
10-11-2005, 03:50 PM
you know it's bad when you live in cowboys country and have to listen to all those fans tell you how great their team is while yours suck! :brickwall

touttail
10-11-2005, 04:49 PM
You know is bad when everyone is eating on McNair's, Casserly's, Caper's, Carr's butts on the message boards!!!

Really like Buckaroo's post. It the damn truth!

bobby 119C :brickwall

Texans Pride
10-11-2005, 05:13 PM
You know its bad when the Texans are the only team to take you.

-corey bradford-


That was good, o'h that my friend was good!

Kaiser Toro
10-11-2005, 05:34 PM
you know its bad when you have finshed four games without forcing any turnovers

Bassinguy
10-11-2005, 07:33 PM
In light of the past four games, keeping the spotlight on the cheerleaders would have been terrific. We could mute the volume and never realize there was a football games going on. One sided though it might have been.

OzzO
10-11-2005, 07:43 PM
... if it wasn't for tailgating, I probably wouldn't make it to the game.

tsip
10-11-2005, 09:21 PM
...you know it's bad when your best players are your punter and your place kicker

gtexan02
10-11-2005, 09:31 PM
...you'd rather get work done than watch football on a sunday

...you can't wear your Carr jersey in public for fear of getting knocked down

...you spend hundreds or thousands of dollars and don't have fun

LORK 88
10-11-2005, 09:48 PM
...when in week 2 you give up more sacks than points you score

jacquescas
10-11-2005, 10:21 PM
when you finish your homework on a sunday before 2pm. :challenge

gbank54
10-11-2005, 10:48 PM
You know its bad when you end up tailgating an entire sunday and forget that there was a game going on 300 feet infront of you....

swtbound07
10-11-2005, 11:25 PM
you know its bad when 50 percent of the message board has to resort to pink soap avatars

Scottyboy
10-12-2005, 12:01 AM
You know its bad when Capers can't even eat in public anymore!
Havnt seen him in weeks!!

gtexan02
10-12-2005, 12:13 AM
You know it's bad when you create a drinking game that every time Carr is hit or sacked, you take a shot.

...And then you get drunk after every game.

Ibar_Harry
10-12-2005, 12:16 AM
When Vinny starts comparing the coaching staff to FEMA..........

Vinny
10-12-2005, 12:22 AM
When Vinny starts comparing the coaching staff to FEMA..........I compare the entire football operations to FEMA....not just the coaching staff. We have a massive over-staffed organization that can't make simple decisions on the football side and always put some governmental gloss spin on everything and take no responsibility for anything.

Fire them all and lets start this thing over.

outofhnd
10-12-2005, 12:29 AM
You know its bad when you change the name of your blocking scheme to the NO Blocking Scheme.

You know its bad when the head coach stutters throughout the post game press conference.

You know its bad when you design a play where carr takes the snap and immediately crouches into the fetal position.

Ibar_Harry
10-12-2005, 12:29 AM
I compare the entire football operations to FEMA....not just the coaching staff. We have a massive over-staffed organization that can't make simple decisions on the football side and always put some governmental gloss spin on everything and take no responsibility for anything.

Fire them all and lets start this thing over.

Like you have said so brilliantly, it ain't going to happen, but you and I both wished it could........................

HomeBred_Texan
10-12-2005, 05:11 AM
You know it's bad when,

Even the pigeons leave the stadium before half time....

Buffi2
10-12-2005, 06:22 AM
You know it is bad when you mute the tv and start cleaning the house during the second half of the game.

Texas_Thrill
10-12-2005, 08:37 AM
....when Capers decides to ROTATE the O-Lineman back to their Original positions....but you still got the same O-Lineman.

.....and when you start wondering if some D-Line can go both ways.

BigBull17
10-12-2005, 08:46 AM
...And then you get drunk after every game.
More like alcohol poisioning

Meisterman
10-12-2005, 08:47 AM
You know its bad when nobody wants Corey Bradford ...so you keep him.

You know its bad when the Cleveland Browns make the playoffs in year 4 of their miserable existance.

You know its bad when you think 82 Oilers when watching this team.

HeHateMe
10-12-2005, 09:17 AM
when the 76 Buccaneers look better then you
when you think wearing Battle Red is going to give you a chance of beating the Colts in 2 weeks.
when the Packers scored more points in one game then you have all season

bigtex77
10-12-2005, 03:06 PM
You know it's bad when...

Local high school teams are scrambling to schedule you for next year's homecoming game.

Dante's Inferno
10-12-2005, 03:09 PM
When the trolls don't even bother anymore...

cred
10-12-2005, 03:17 PM
You know it is bad when you are a die hard fan and all these "you know it is bad..." make you laugh till your side hurts. but here is my "you know it is bad..."

when you get on the PS2 and play madden just to see your team do some positive things such as get turnovers, register some sacks, and score some points.

buckaroo_banzai
10-12-2005, 03:48 PM
i know that's right. at least my "madden" texans are undefeated :texflag:

Marcus
10-13-2005, 06:20 AM
You know it's bad when . .

Somebody actually starts a thread titled "We will not go 0-16".

z0rpAn
10-13-2005, 09:16 AM
You know its bad when...

The only reason you watch the game is in hopes that you can catch highlights of other games during the halftime report, because you missed it during the other channels' halftime.

rafterticket
10-13-2005, 09:34 AM
when Titans fans are goofing on your team.

Double Barrel
10-13-2005, 09:38 AM
You know it's bad when...

the term "cupcake" is used when talking about your team in the national media.

Exascor
10-13-2005, 09:45 AM
You know it's bad when...

the term "cupcake" is used when talking about your team in the national media.and you know they are right.

BigBull17
10-14-2005, 09:03 AM
When losing to the superbowl champs in OT count as the good oll days

texan_fan
10-14-2005, 09:51 AM
...you're in Reno, Nevada at a convention and you're sitting 3 feet away from the 630AM LIVE ESPN Radio booth and strike up a conversation with the DJ's during a break. You tell them you're from Houston:

( These are actual quotes from Don and Todd )

-You're a Cowboy fan, right? ( um, NO! )
-Since Buffalo benched Losman, David Carr is officially the WORST QB in the NFL.
-It was a mistake to put Carr in his first year-he's been sacked so many times, his brains are scrambled.
-Your offensive line is TRULY *offensive*.
-There's no leadership in Houston, from the coaches down to the players.
-It's no *one* person's fault...there's plenty of blame to go around.
-Firing Palmer was the first of many that need to take place.
-David Carr needs to ride the bench for a while to give him a chance to watch a vet do it RIGHT and undo his bad habits, not to mention give his body a chance to heal.

( Though they think he's literally too far gone at this point from all the beatings he has taken. Todd said he was watching film and saw someone actually punch David in the mouth while he was on his back...)

-Poor Andre is the only good thing on that team, and if I were him, I'd be looking for a trade.
-David Carr looks like Rob Johnson out on the field...
-It was a mistake to trade Sharper and Glenn...what were you thinking?
-This is a team that looked good last year at .500 ( at which point I had to remind them that, NO, we finished 7-9 last year ) and should have been pushing for a play off run...

So, being who I am, I went off on a rant about what I see as the problems. Even shared my nicknames for the players. ( Which made them laugh their asses off and really brought them into the conversation. )

Todd asked me if I ever go to the games. I told him I'm a PSL holder- field level- and that I go to EVERY game I'm able to. I won't give up on them, though I feel I have the right to criticize them and expect more BECAUSE I am a season ticket holder...and he agreed.

You KNOW it's bad when you're in Reno, Nevada and you hear the same complaints about your team ( in a state that has NO NFL team ) that you hear at home...**sigh**

touttail
10-14-2005, 06:20 PM
When you see this on your opponents message board! :bag:


http://www.mosesonline.net/page3.html


bobby 119C :brickwall

Porky
10-14-2005, 08:39 PM
You know it's bad when your HC is Dom Capers and your GM is Charley Casserly. :brickwall

Texas_Thrill
10-15-2005, 08:26 AM
....when the message board is arguing over who our #1 overall pick of the 2006 nfl draft should be.......and we haven't even made it half way through the season.

TEXANRED
10-15-2005, 02:05 PM
You know its bad when the roof being opened or closed is considered part of the problem.

TEXANRED
10-15-2005, 02:06 PM
You know its really bad when you start agreeing with I-Bar Gaffney

JustBonee
10-15-2005, 02:26 PM
You know it's bad when you look forward to watching any of the other games on Sunday ... to see what professional football players look like in action.
The contrast is getting greater all the time.. :embarrass

infantrycak
10-17-2005, 09:43 AM
You know it is bad when the Texans blatantly got robbed of a fumble and neither the commentators nor the fans care because no one believes it would have made a difference.

touttail
10-17-2005, 11:25 AM
You know it's bad when:

Your defense give up 5 rushing TD's--322 yds. rushing, and two RB's getting over 100 yards each!

Pathetic!!! :homer:



bobby 119C :brickwall

Texas_Thrill
10-20-2005, 09:14 AM
....you know its bad when the texans website has to pull out ANY GIVEN SUNDAY just to make us think they think they can win.

tsip
10-20-2005, 09:39 AM
:um: ...you know it's bad when the team owner begs the fans not to abandon the team

...you know it's bad when the team owner says the team is losing because of execution-ok, after over 50 games of hearing that from the HC, why is this team still not executing?

...you know it's bad when the team owner promises to put a better product on the field but then you remember he promised last year that Carr would have better pass protection this year and it didn't happen

...you know it's bad when instead of being in the mist of a '5 yr win/playoff' plan, the team can't even win one game or at least win a close game

...you know it's bad when there is no longer a waiting list for season tickets,every game is full of empty/no show seats, and we are headed for 'blackout' games

Bullpen Drew
10-20-2005, 09:54 AM
When 49er fans dog you...

texan279
10-20-2005, 10:00 AM
I stopped at the store last night to get a drink and a guy pumping gas demanded I take the Texans flag off of my truck...

Bullpen Drew
10-20-2005, 10:06 AM
...When my co-worker breaks my TORO bobblehead...

TexanExile
10-20-2005, 10:37 AM
...when I tell someone at work that the Texans might hire a college coach, and they reply "Don't they already have one?"

texan_fan
10-20-2005, 11:51 AM
You KNOW it's bad when you've been *ANTI-DALLAS* all your life and for the first time EVER those jerseys are starting to look good...

Cheroqui
10-20-2005, 01:53 PM
There's a flood of Carr and Johnson jerseys on the EBAY auction blocks and your head coah's interviews sound like presidential re-election campaign/debate speeches.


You want another 4 years to make some changes? Anyway... :listening

TEXANRED
10-20-2005, 02:37 PM
You know its bad when this post will not go away

Marcus
10-20-2005, 05:52 PM
You know it's bad when no one even bothers to create a weekly prediction thread any more.

lol: Now, that is bad. (Not that i ever participated in them anyway)

Kaiser Toro
10-20-2005, 10:10 PM
You know its bad when yard work actually seems like it would be a good idea at 12:00 on Sunday.

endzoner
10-20-2005, 11:00 PM
you know it's bad when having the #1 pick in the draft aint near enough ! :embarrass

big sarge
10-21-2005, 10:55 AM
You know it's bad when your team is on all of the top ten plays of the year but they were on the other side of it.

Texas_Thrill
10-21-2005, 01:53 PM
when picking up anyone from the Texans offense or the defense is grounds for dismall from your fantasy football league. :brickwall

Dante's Inferno
10-21-2005, 03:50 PM
...when you start to see this on ESPN: Colts (-15.5) over RICE UNIVERSITY

nflnutswife
10-21-2005, 03:56 PM
[QUOTE=Cheroqui]There's a flood of Carr and Johnson jerseys on the EBAY auction blocks and your head coah's interviews sound like presidential re-election campaign/debate speeches.




The new Texans Battle Red Jerseys are the ONLY NFL Jerseys on sale, buy one get one FREE!

TheOgre
10-21-2005, 04:14 PM
...when it is week 5 and you are more interested in 2006 draft prospects than watching your team play.

sulli60
10-21-2005, 04:42 PM
You know its bad when you seriously contemplate wearing a paper bag on your head at the game. (maybe for the Oct.30 game since Halloween is the next day). :bag:

Bullpen Drew
10-21-2005, 05:04 PM
They stole my truck which had my Texan Tickets in it, when I went to the parking space where my truck was, my tickets were left there...

Buffi2
10-21-2005, 05:38 PM
You can't even give away tickets on the 50 yard line.

HeartofHouston
10-21-2005, 09:12 PM
You know its bad when instead of practicing Texan's players are constiplating adding their own "you know it's bad.." reply to this thread..

You know it's bad when you offer someone texan's tickets and they spit on you..

You know it's bad when it's Sunday and you wake up 2pm and remember the Texan's game is on and fall back to sleep.

FILO_girl
10-22-2005, 11:13 AM
You know it is bad when...

You tell the Jaguar fans to go ahead and start Photoshopping OWNED avatars. If we win any games this season, I believe these will be the games. At least I sure hope so. :embarrass

A Texan
10-22-2005, 01:20 PM
You know it's bad when the Chronicle has John McClain covering the Texans because nobody else will do it.

Bubbajwp
10-22-2005, 02:43 PM
You know its bad when their is a thread call you know its bad when.

You know its bad when Troy Evans is one of your starting ILB.

Texas_Thrill
10-28-2005, 02:32 AM
you know its bad when....you start to feel as cheated as those who had money invested in enron a few years back b/c of supposed "competent" management.


I mean seriously has any team gone from PLAYOFF hopes to 1st pick guarantees? :goodnight

touttail
10-28-2005, 07:46 AM
You know it's bad:

When Dom Capers:homer: has his weekly press conference and says "We failed to execute!"


bobby 119C:brickwall

College Texan
10-28-2005, 01:19 PM
You know its bad if capers and casserly are posting replies on this thread

Kaiser Toro
10-28-2005, 01:22 PM
You know its bad when one of the hottest topics is how Houston sports teams manage the roof of their stadium.

College Texan
10-28-2005, 01:46 PM
you know its bad when capers favorite word is execute, too bad he only knows it in russian

z0rpAn
10-28-2005, 05:58 PM
You're gonna know its bad when... You show up at the game and see a lot of anti-texan costumes and ghosts in the upper deck seats.

Gunbuny
10-28-2005, 06:24 PM
You know its bad when you live in Arizona and the Cardinals fans are making fun of your team.

You know its bad when Cardinals GM Rod Graves looks smarter than your team's GM.

You know its bad when the Cardinals are favored to beat your team in your own stadium.

Gunbuny
10-28-2005, 06:25 PM
When Norv Turner looks smarter than your head coach.

Bubbajwp
10-28-2005, 11:52 PM
You know its bad when Dom Capers is your head Coach.

You know its bad when Joe Pendry is your O coordinator.

You know its bad when your discussing who we should pick with the first pick in the draft in october.

mean mark8
10-29-2005, 12:10 AM
You know it's bad when you promote the offensive lines coach of a team that was averaging allowing 7.5 sacks a game to offensive coordinator and expect improvement.

Texas_Thrill
10-31-2005, 12:14 PM
when you won a game....and start getting scared they might try to find an excuse to give capers another year at the helm.

Texas_Thrill
11-18-2005, 06:15 PM
when people are HAPPY we have the #1 pick outright over green bay. .....what was that thread all about?

HJam72
11-19-2005, 03:56 AM
when people are HAPPY we have the #1 pick outright over green bay. .....what was that thread all about?

I don't know, but I'm happy about it. :)

swtbound07
11-19-2005, 04:11 AM
when god gives you texans, make texan-aid?

HJam72
11-19-2005, 04:19 AM
when god gives you texans, make texan-aid?

Yeah, those are really big band-aids....for David Carr.

Dime
11-19-2005, 12:11 PM
I got one for ya...

You know it is bad when

The Texans are 1 and 9.
And the coaches seem to be 1 of 9 on the wonderlic scale.

Kaiser Toro
11-19-2005, 12:25 PM
You know its bad when your franchise player averages 106.7 yards passing.

HeartofHouston
11-19-2005, 01:21 PM
you know its bad when the "You Know It's Bad When" Thread is one of those most popular topics

You know it's bad when the Personell Director is at High School games giving kids invitation to Texan's tryouts.

gbank54
11-19-2005, 04:35 PM
You know its bad when....you only go to a texans game on sunday night just to try to get on ESPN....

yaboycm
11-19-2005, 07:45 PM
You know it's bad when the Texans might re-sign and overpay a bad NFL quarterback because they aren't man enough to admit to themselves that they made a mistake with the first draft pick in franchise history by drafting a crappy quarterback.

mexican_texan
11-19-2005, 07:54 PM
You know its bad when you...when you...when you mow your lawn and find 4 cars. Wait...wrong joke...You know its bad when your pop-up blocker can block your starting linebackers.

threetoedpete
11-19-2005, 08:55 PM
A brake shop promots four tickets to the St. Louis game in a contest and they get zero entries. But, they recieve twenty thousand six hundred and fifty tickets in the mail from season ticket holders. Misery loves company.
:tomato:

TxDavid
11-19-2005, 11:12 PM
You know it's bad when you go into Kroger and the Texans display in the beer department is replaced with a soccer display...

gbank54
11-20-2005, 12:49 AM
You know its bad when....the anouncer for the soccer games held at reliant yells "GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLL" more than he yells "Texans FIRST DOWN"!!!!

WiiBrawler
11-20-2005, 11:34 AM
You its bad when David Carr Falls down without getting touched?!!?!??!?!?!?!

Wolf
11-20-2005, 04:47 PM
you know its bad when....you start to feel as cheated as those who had money invested in enron a few years back b/c of supposed "competent" management.


I mean seriously has any team gone from PLAYOFF hopes to 1st pick guarantees? :goodnight

raiders? super bowl to no. 3 pick in the draft?

cuppacoffee
11-20-2005, 07:02 PM
You know its bad when instead of practicing Texan's players are constiplating adding their own "you know it's bad.." reply to this thread..

You know it's bad when you offer someone texan's tickets and they spit on you..

You know it's bad when it's Sunday and you wake up 2pm and remember the Texan's game is on and fall back to sleep.

Thats it! Can't execute when you're constiplated. :D

the wonger need food
11-20-2005, 07:07 PM
When Chris friggin' Simms is a better QB than what your team can field.

Speedy
11-21-2005, 03:27 AM
You know it's bad when the helmet shuffle is the highlight of the night.

Texas_Thrill
11-22-2005, 11:51 AM
when it looks like the last game of the season will be the BATTLE FOR THE #1 DRAFT PICK.....

TheOgre
11-22-2005, 12:10 PM
...when your team highlights on a prime time game are only on kick returns.

Bullpen Drew
11-22-2005, 12:18 PM
...when there are more people tailgating than people actually in the stadium...

TexanFanInCC
11-22-2005, 12:19 PM
you know its bad when....

...i stop watching their games.


whats to watch?? a defense who wont big plays?? an offense that couldnt sustain a drive like a pro team should??

the only interesting things to watch for on texans games is....

...watching peyton put on a show, watching our embarrasing sacks-given-up record dwindle into a reachable achievement, watching opposing running backs torch us for 200 yards and 2 tds, and jerome mathis (the only positive thing going for the texans this year)

Bullpen Drew
11-22-2005, 12:20 PM
...when you are tailgating before the game and you are hiding your jersey from the other team's fans that made the trip to Houston so that they don't make fun of you

TexanFanInCC
11-22-2005, 12:29 PM
...when you are tailgating before the game and you are hiding your jersey from the other team's fans that made the trip to Houston so that they don't make fun of you

LOL!!

TexanFanInCC
11-22-2005, 12:31 PM
you know its bad when the "You Know It's Bad When" Thread is one of those most popular topics

You know it's bad when the Personell Director is at High School games giving kids invitation to Texan's tryouts.

i think the wimberly HS texans could beat the houston texans.

Bullpen Drew
11-22-2005, 02:31 PM
...when there is dead silence at the game in the 4th quarter instead of fans booing....

touttail
11-22-2005, 07:35 PM
When you are getting beat by 17 points and Capers:homer: calls for a field goal on 4th and 1.


bobby 119C:brickwall

Kaiser Toro
11-22-2005, 09:08 PM
When I have posted weekly to a you know its bad when thread titled "You Know it's B-A-D when..." thread.

Kudos to the thread starter for his or her genius. :)

Texan Gal 312
11-22-2005, 09:56 PM
When fans at a Golf Tournament cheer a routine putt louder than Texans fans cheer their team at introductions

Texas_Thrill
11-25-2005, 04:14 PM
Thanks Kaiser and I'm a HIS. lol

Not something I thought we'd have to have this year but its helping some of us get through the season. THERAPY you could say.

Hopefully a season coming soon we can start the You know its GOOD when thread only for those who sat through the you know its BAD thread.

All that said let me post my new one........


when you start to wonder if everytime we're on TV the defense feels like its MANDATORY to give up 200 plus yards rushing.....and the last time it only took ONE person to do it. Did they ever hear of 8 or 9 man fronts? :texflag:

Ryan
11-26-2005, 06:50 PM
You know its bad when......

The cost of 2 oz. of beer is more than the amount of wins for your team.

Goon
11-26-2005, 07:22 PM
You know it's bad when...

...a fan of the upcoming opposing team posts a message assuring the Texans fans that they will see a Texans victory on Sunday, and the entire message board assures him he is wrong.

...you pay $250 for the DirecTV NFL package and ponder sleeping all day Sunday, every Sunday, for the rest of the season.

:crying:

ATX
11-26-2005, 07:32 PM
you know its bad when.....


you want the opposing team to score just so you can watch Mathis return a kickoff

Buffi2
11-26-2005, 10:54 PM
You know it is bad when....

You have a dream that you are the only Texan fan in your section....but it isn't a dream.

Ryan
11-27-2005, 03:37 PM
You know its bad when.....

The only trading cards you can have for 2005 of david carr is whenever he is scrambling out of the pocket.

Ryan
11-27-2005, 04:54 PM
you know its bad when...

When their best offensive producers have huge games and they still lose.

touttail
11-27-2005, 07:04 PM
You BLOW a 10 point lead with 34 seconds left in the game and get your @$$ kicked by a 3rd string rookie QB from Harvard. :rofl:

Texans suck!


bobby 119C:brickwall

HardKnockTexan
11-28-2005, 01:20 PM
When you blow a 10 point lead with 34 seconds left against a team with a QB that never started a game in the NFL and an entire secondary made up of backups.... and it doesnt suprise you.

Texas_Thrill
11-28-2005, 05:27 PM
when you don't even bother checking the score after seeing in the 3rd quarter its 24-3 because you know there is NOOOOOOOOOOO way we could possibly lose the game.....

only to believe that the score you see hours later is a typo....but its not. ohhhhh but its NOT.


:bomb: the :texans:

Hervoyel
11-28-2005, 05:33 PM
You know it's bad when you get up from watching the game at halftime with your team ahead by 21 points and you tell your wife "They're going to lose" and you're right.

Texas_Thrill
11-28-2005, 08:11 PM
oh oh I got this one off the website....

when Dom Capers knows its HIS JOB to get the team refocused and recharged in a hurry.


Yes but WHHHHHHHHHHHHY is it his job. Didn't the Lions FIRE their coach already????? :challenge :crying:

pv1999
11-28-2005, 10:03 PM
It's damn bad when you start reading a 5 page forum and it grows to seven while you are reading.

pv1999
11-28-2005, 10:06 PM
:texans: Oh yeah...almost forgot
We lost to a QB from Harvard...damn

gbank54
11-28-2005, 10:23 PM
You know its bad.....when even the FOX announcers are saying you should lose on purpose to help get the 1st pick in the draft....:brickwall

mancunian
11-29-2005, 08:23 AM
you know its bad when you dont when your Carr jersey.........in England for fear of ridicule.
I work with a Redskins fan - its a good job they aint got a lot to shout about

tsip
11-29-2005, 11:05 AM
"I put the blinders on and try to do everything I can that's going to give this team the best chance of moving forward."

You know its bad when the HC does not talk about winning but is just satisfied with 'moving forward'---and, what does 'moving forward' mean????

Texas_Thrill
11-29-2005, 03:10 PM
its RIDICULOUSLY BAD when.....the spotlight is BACK on the CHEERLEADERS.

Wasn't that might gripe when this first started? *checking page 1*

Yup it was. :brickwall

(good thing they are purty)

Bullpen Drew
11-29-2005, 03:13 PM
...when I start rooting for the other team to beat us so that we can pick Reggie Bush in the draft!

z0rpAn
11-29-2005, 04:04 PM
You know its bad when...

you know at midseason that your team will have the first draft pick in the upcoming draft and that they wont use it on Reggie Bush...

your favorite teams message board team section only talks about OTHER coaches and players in the middle of the season.

Trextexan
11-29-2005, 06:42 PM
You know its bad when....
all the UT fans think Vince young could actually save this team

Dubya
11-29-2005, 11:42 PM
You know it's bad when ESPN uses mostly Texans game footage when compiling highlight reels for other teams.

HardCoreTxn
11-30-2005, 12:00 AM
you know its bad... when a rookie 3rd string QB from Harvard comes to your own field and not only rallys a come from behind win off the bench, but makes NFL history in passing yardage.

mancunian
11-30-2005, 08:29 AM
You know its bad when 10 year old Cowboys fans in Bledsoe shirts laugh at you!

Texas_Thrill
11-30-2005, 01:59 PM
when someone comes up with a thread saying trying PBUC @ FS and move Coleman back to Corner.....

:tomato:

bckey
11-30-2005, 02:14 PM
You know it's bad when we are discussing how to rebuild a team that hasn't been built yet.

Dubya
12-04-2005, 06:09 PM
You know it's bad when people e-mail and message you after a Texans game with their condolences and sympathy.

Texas_Thrill
12-06-2005, 04:29 PM
you know its bad when you get all your YOU KNOW ITS BAD material from the team's official website

NeViKaN
12-06-2005, 06:50 PM
You know its B-A-D when…………..You know that your team will even scrw up loosing …….......win a game and give up the FIRST pick.:crying:

TEXANRED
12-06-2005, 07:16 PM
You know its bad when the announcers for the game talk about anything and everything other than the game.

Texas_Thrill
12-12-2005, 09:30 AM
When we've clinched the first pick in the draft at WEEK 14.


when Stuart Scott is yelling during our highlights of Mathis KR ...."DON'T SCORE A TOUCHDOWN DRAFT REGGIE BUSH!!!!"

Texas_Thrill
12-12-2005, 09:31 AM
when the originator of the thread is wondering what if anything it will take to make this thread go away....ohhhhhh the PAIN!!!! :brickwall

gbank54
12-12-2005, 01:50 PM
You know its BAD when....A local radio station is giving away tickets to the game and no one calls in...

Texas_Thrill
12-12-2005, 04:38 PM
when they go out and hire DAN REEVES for SPECIAL HELP. :confused:

Bullpen Drew
12-12-2005, 05:41 PM
> Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV
> watching the Super Bowl?
> > A: The Houston Texans.
> >
> > Q: What do the Houston Texans and Billy Graham
> have in common?
> > A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and
> yell Jesus Christ.
> >
> > Q: How do you keep a Houston Texan out of your
> yard?
> > A: Put up goal posts.
> >
> > Q: Where do you go in Houston in case of a
> tornado?
> > A: To Reliant Stadium - they never get a touchdown
> there.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a Houston Texan with a Super
> Bowl ring?
> > A: A thief.
> >
> > Q: Why doesn't San Antonio have a professional
> football team?
> > A: Because then Houston would want one.
> >
> > Q: What's the difference between the Houston
> Texans and a dollar bill?
> > A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
> bill.
> >
> > Q: How many Houston Texans does it take to win a
> Super Bowl?
> > A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
> >
> > Q: What do the Houston Texans and possums have in
> common?
> > A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the
> road.

zeplin
12-12-2005, 05:51 PM
You know its bad when you find yourself listening to the spouse talk about her feelings instead of watching the texan game.

Texas_Thrill
12-13-2005, 09:59 AM
when you find yourself thinking that spending time with the in-laws is actually less painful than watching the texans. Though its still pretty damn bad.

touttail
12-13-2005, 03:27 PM
When you hire Dan Reeves as a consultant with 3 games left in the season.

Where was he after week 3?

Bobby 119C:brickwall

tsip
12-13-2005, 06:54 PM
...you know it's bad when your GM makes excuses for the Texans not opening up the offense in year 4, like we're the only team in the NFL with injuries/penalties/mistakes, etc.

Texas_Thrill
12-15-2005, 11:59 AM
when the draft is 5 MONTHS away and everyone is getting in virtual fistfights over what to do with the pick that's not even officially ours yet.

when the message board hasn't had a thread that doesn't mention Bush or Dan Reeves since what seems like the last time we won a game.

Texas_Thrill
12-19-2005, 09:35 AM
when you win a game and people are complaining as much as when we lose. .....what is this PHILLY????

Texas_Thrill
12-27-2005, 04:28 PM
when you thought a loss would clinch the #1 pick only to find out a win moves you to #5.

Its like you think you're going on a date with Angelina Jolie....and Rosie O donnell shows up. :brickwall

HeartofHouston
12-27-2005, 04:57 PM
when you thought a loss would clinch the #1 pick only to find out a win moves you to #5.

Its like you think you're going on a date with Angelina Jolie....and Rosie O donnell shows up. :brickwall

That's great..

HeartofHouston
12-27-2005, 04:59 PM
You know it's bad when the most productive off-season weapon misses 4 or 5 games a season..

You know it's bad when The Most Exciting things that happen during the season is a bone shaking hit from D-Rob and hiring Dan Reeves as an consultant..

royce1054
12-27-2005, 06:24 PM
You know its bad when you have fans who are traitors and want you to lose.

You know its bad when those fans cant come up with good reasons why we should take the player they want but only say lets take this guy he will help us?

You know its bad when you get rid of pro bowl LB/CB and your record drops by wins because they are "old"

You know its bad when your quarterback has 60 something sacks.

You know its bad when it takes 3 TE's to do the job of 1

You know its bad when you are blitzed 80% of the time and still havent figured out a way around it.

You know its bad when the front office says with 60 sacks last season our O-line needs time to gel. So we bring in a problem child to fix it.

i could keep going

TEXANRED
12-27-2005, 07:55 PM
You know it's bad when you think to yourself how much you would like to see Jerry Glanville as your head coach

Buffi2
12-27-2005, 10:18 PM
You know it is bad when you read on this board about only winning 5 or 6 games next year if you don't draft the right player.... and it sounds good to you.

You know it is bad when you watch the jets on MNF and you think they look pretty good.

Texan Asylum
12-28-2005, 09:34 AM
You know it's bad when some of the hometown fans are doing the same thing they were doing before the Oilers left town.

You know it's bad when tanking games instead of winning them sounds like a rational idea to an overwhelming number of fans.

You know it's bad when you go from possible Playoffs to probable Layoffs in less than a season.

You know it's bad when you read old posts from seasons past and notice that they have the same message but are only written by different posters.

You know it's bad when your son, who would sleep in his Texans coat if you'de let him, doesn't wear it anymore to school cause of the jokes being made.

You know it's bad when your other son, who's 4 years old, likes the Pittsburg Steelers instead of Dad's team.

Ect...Ect...Ect...

TexansJunkE
12-28-2005, 12:09 PM
(Texan Asylum:
You know it's bad when your son, who would sleep in his Texans coat if you'de let him, doesn't wear it anymore to school cause of the jokes being made.)

I'm sorry, but ILMAO when I read that one. Welcome to the Houston fan club!:redtowel:

Texan Asylum
12-28-2005, 12:15 PM
(Texan Asylum:
You know it's bad when your son, who would sleep in his Texans coat if you'de let him, doesn't wear it anymore to school cause of the jokes being made.)

I'm sorry, but ILMAO when I read that one. Welcome to the Houston fan club!:redtowel:
What does ILMAO mean?

Kaiser Toro
12-28-2005, 12:22 PM
You know its bad when your team has only produced 18 wins in four seasons

Texans427
12-28-2005, 12:25 PM
You know it's bad when after the 3rd game of the season and you're mathematically eliminated from playoff contention!!!

TexansJunkE
12-28-2005, 12:31 PM
I laughed my @$$ off

OzzO
12-28-2005, 12:51 PM
You know it's bad when the team is bottoming out and the fans on message boards attack each other vs. the topic.

... group hug comes next season.

SESupergenius
12-28-2005, 01:34 PM
You know it's bad when there is complete silence from the homers:homer: when they thought the season was going to be good with the addition of P-Buc, Greenwood and Riley and the minimalized the losses of Glenn, Sharper, Wright and McCree.

WiiBrawler
12-28-2005, 04:13 PM
You know its bad when this topic is still going

royce1054
12-28-2005, 07:05 PM
You know it's bad when your other son, who's 4 years old, likes the Pittsburg Steelers instead of Dad's team.

Ect...Ect...Ect...


thats sad i feel you...

TEXANS84
12-28-2005, 07:38 PM
You know its bad when our message board is being made fun of on ESPN.

Texas_Thrill
01-02-2006, 03:40 PM
you know its bad when the season is over....and you still feel like there are more LOSSES to come.

OzzO
01-02-2006, 11:16 PM
you know its bad when the season is over....and you still feel like there are more LOSSES to come.

LOL... that's what happens when you get "trained" for an entire season. Don't worry, the offseason will talk you off the bad trip.

Texas_Thrill
02-15-2006, 01:47 PM
I HATE TO BRING THIS THREAD BACK BUT.....


YOU KNOW ITS BAD WHEN ALL YOU SEE AND EVERY THREAD IS ABOUT VY AND BUSH!

How many times can the same thread be repeated? Can we consolidate all this craziness?

And you know its bad....when someone starts a dang thread not liking VY over what he wears!!!! How low can this board go?

Texan Asylum
02-15-2006, 02:01 PM
You know it's bad for the NFL when you go from most jeered to most feared. Other teams talk right now...

They got who? Kubiak??? Uh, well at least he's just one man. What you say??? Now who??? Sherman??? Get out of Dodge! Next you'll tell me they're gonna use their draft choice wisely.....to be continued.

Big B Texan Fan
02-15-2006, 02:04 PM
You know it's bad when the IRS is accusing you of being a Hooker since I made all my $$ on my back.

-Carr

Texas_Thrill
02-15-2006, 02:06 PM
You know it's bad when the IRS is accusing you of being a Hooker since I made all my $$ on my back.

-Carr

I just pissed on myself laughing at this one.

Texan Asylum
02-15-2006, 02:08 PM
You are vicious man, vicious.:) I do hope when the draft is over we can all pull together behind whatever team is assembled. The classy thing to do. IMO

Texas_Thrill
02-15-2006, 02:13 PM
You are vicious man, vicious.:) I do hope when the draft is over we can all pull together behind whatever team is assembled. The classy thing to do. IMO

totally agree with you. I think this losing atmosphere has brought the dogs out when we should be tried to have a united front. I'm sure once the season starts we'll let go of the hostility and put it where it really belongs.....charlie casserly. lmao

cause you know its bad when he's still the GM after we went 1-15 on players HE drafted!!!!!

Texas_Thrill
04-19-2006, 09:11 PM
when you wonder if after the draft the city of houston will break into civil war over the first pick in the draft.

VY Army & Navy
Bush Army & Navy

and M. Williams Militia.....

mexican_texan
04-19-2006, 09:33 PM
when you wonder if after the draft the city of houston will break into civil war over the first pick in the draft.

VY Army & Navy
Bush Army & Navy

and M. Williams Militia.....
Don't forget the Trade Down Air Force.

Koolbrz
04-19-2006, 09:39 PM
You know it's bad when the IRS is accusing you of being a Hooker since I made all my $$ on my back.

-Carr

lol:

Texas_Thrill
04-19-2006, 10:43 PM
Don't forget the Trade Down Air Force.

Point well made. Can't forget about them. This whole message board has gone to hell in a handbasket.

Drop the bomb. I'm pretty sure it'll get better once we make the pick though (yeah right.)

Trap_Star
04-19-2006, 10:51 PM
Point well made. Can't forget about them. This whole message board has gone to hell in a handbasket.

Drop the bomb. I'm pretty sure it'll get better once we make the pick though (yeah right.)

I hope the Texans are not in this same situation when Bobby Reid decides to enter the draft.:brickwall

mexican_texan
04-20-2006, 01:24 AM
I hope the Texans are not in this same situation when Bobby Reid decides to enter the draft.:brickwall
I can wait for that day. I am friends with his cousin and his cousin keeps praising the QB who has never played a full season.

TEXANRED
04-20-2006, 09:27 AM
You know its bad when you keep the roof closed cause you are afraid your fans will be to hot and not go to the games.

Whats up with that anyway? Aren't we hard core, tough as nails, eat barbwire and crap lighting Texans that we let the rest of the nation think we are. And we are going to let a little heat bother us?!

And since I am gripping why is tough spelled with a gh. How does a gh make an F sound?

touttail
04-20-2006, 09:51 AM
You know it's bad when the IRS is accusing you of being a Hooker since I made all my $$ on my back.

-Carr

How funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby 119C

Texas_Thrill
04-22-2006, 02:34 AM
when there is a thread talking about trading the only player on the team last year worth watching and our only all-pro....J Mathis. :brickwall

Is this the Capers curse? or have we all gone mad????

SAMURAITEXAN
04-22-2006, 08:58 PM
You know its bad when GM starts talking about next year's draft during a preseason game interview.

ClintonPortis26
04-22-2006, 10:18 PM
you know it's bad when you live in cowboys country and have to listen to all those fans tell you how great their team is while yours suck! :brickwall


Don't worry, The Giants and Skins will make sure they shut up the time January comes around.

bad
04-23-2006, 03:18 PM
You know its BAD when... ...he must recuse himself from fully participating in this thread on grounds of personal involvement.

BattleRedRaider
04-24-2006, 02:23 AM
Draft List:
1. Reggie Bush
2. D'Brickashaw Ferguson

Vince Young? No thanks. thats BattleRedRaiders signature

Look, lil' dude no wonder why you're 18 and still don't know the true talent off football when it smacks you in the face. Probably ain't even a TRUE TEXAN FAN, against VY what's wrong w/our youth these days?!:brickwall

I'm not a TRUE TEXAN FAN, simply because I do not have a liking towards Vince Young.

Whatever you say.