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frequentfliertx
10-09-2005, 07:43 PM
Before you know it, the caption will read: WEEK 16, AND TEXANS STILL SEARCHING FOR FIRST WIN! Besides Joe Texan, I wonder who else sees nothing wrong with the Texans organization. Here's a list of to-do things for the organization: FIRE CASSERLY

FIRE CAPERS

DRAFT A CAPABLE OFFENSIVE LINE

DRAFT A CAPABLE SECONDARY

DRAFT WIDE RECEIVERS WHO ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO HOLD ONTO THE BALL WHEN IT'S THROWN INTO THEIR HANDS

PROTECT THE QUARTERBACK!

Have I left anything out? Oh, yeah! Keep those gorgeous cheerleaders! They're the ONLY bright spot every Sunday this season at Reliant!

Texans Horror
10-09-2005, 07:46 PM
When a team sucks, you always point out how good looking their cheerleaders are...

Elite
10-09-2005, 07:47 PM
you left the most important one Draft A QB who has actually proven he can win ours obviously CANT :texflag: :texans:

Goldeagle
10-09-2005, 07:47 PM
When a team sucks, you always point out how good looking their cheerleaders are...


Eh, they got rid of Mary or she did not try out this year, so No we lost the best one