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badboy
05-06-2014, 12:42 PM
We do not seem to have as many reports from sources recently. Seems like yesterday IIRC a person in building Bob McNair's office is was giving out useful (cough) info. So here is a return to yesteryear. I encourage you to share.

My sources say:
There will be a draft Thursday. Do not spread this but if you do make sure I get credit.

Texans will trade 1.1 for entire Seattle team.

If there is a trade down, there will also be a trade up.

Not everyone will be pleased with Houston's pick.

:pop:

Stemp
05-06-2014, 12:55 PM
The first pick will either be traded or used.

The Pencil Neck
05-06-2014, 01:08 PM
The first pick will either be traded or used.

Todd? Todd McShay? Is that you?

HJam72
05-06-2014, 01:39 PM
I gotta back you up on the draft being Thursday. My sources are like way over 51% on it.

Thorn
05-06-2014, 01:39 PM
I heard the Texans are firing Kubes???

kingtexan
05-06-2014, 01:48 PM
I heard the Texans are firing Kubes???

championship ...

htownfan32
05-06-2014, 02:00 PM
championship ...

No chance. According to a source with the team, the Texans are probably not going to win more than two games in 2013.

badboy
05-06-2014, 02:15 PM
I heard the Texans are firing Kubes???
I doubt that as McNair is too cheap but source tells me Schaub will be traded before this year is over. May be a West coast team. I am thinking the Jets.

JCTexan
05-06-2014, 02:16 PM
Todd? Todd McShay? Is that you?

My sources say Stemp is just a Todd Mcshay copycat. A wannabe. It's a pretty legitimate source. :whip:


I doubt that as McNair is too cheap but source tells me Schaub will be traded before this year is over. May be a West coast team. I am thinking the Jets.

The Jets are West Coast? Who knew?

badboy
05-06-2014, 02:28 PM
My sources say Stemp is just a Todd Mcshay copycat. A wannabe. It's a pretty legitimate source. :whip:




The Jets are West Coast? Who knew?well a jet can take you there.

Playoffs
05-06-2014, 03:12 PM
I like remoulade in my shrimps and hollandaise on my eggs and barbecue on my barbecue. http://www.palyne.com/talk/Smileys/palyne/eating.gif

CloakNNNdagger
05-06-2014, 03:32 PM
Clowney will go to the team that wants Clowney most.:kitten:

IBleedTexans
05-06-2014, 03:35 PM
I'm hearing there will be at least one qb drafted this year

Wolf
05-06-2014, 03:46 PM
Most users ever online was 1,493, 04-28-2006 at 09:04 PM.


my sources say we will beat this record:kitten:

DBCooper
05-06-2014, 03:51 PM
Most users ever online was 1,493, 04-28-2006 at 09:04 PM.


my sources say we will beat this record:kitten:

I'll be watching this one too!

Home team fan
05-06-2014, 04:32 PM
I heard from a guy that knows a guy who's 2nd cousin knows another guy that saw a guy talking about a guy that said he heard his lawn guy say that he knew a guy that said............ Oh wait a minute, maybe it was his 1st cousin.......... Never mind

Texian
05-06-2014, 04:33 PM
John McClain

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!!!"

https://twitter.com/McClain_on_NFL/status/463723761003679744

PapaL
05-06-2014, 05:31 PM
Sources tell me Brakos is the person who stole my bike in 4th grade.

DocBar
05-06-2014, 06:22 PM
This is far and away the most accurate draft thread I've ever seen!!

:splits:

Texans_Chick
05-06-2014, 07:22 PM
I've actually heard whispers about Clowney from people who have been correct before.

That makes way too much sense.

badboy
05-06-2014, 07:28 PM
I like remoulade in my shrimps and hollandaise on my eggs and barbecue on my barbecue. http://www.palyne.com/talk/Smileys/palyne/eating.gif

My sources say remoulade is that song by Patti Labell. Say Swah?

badboy
05-06-2014, 07:31 PM
This is far and away the most accurate draft thread I've ever seen!!

:splits:
Hey I resent that! or do I? Let me check with a source to make sure I know what I think.

DocBar
05-06-2014, 09:42 PM
Hey I resent that! or do I? Let me check with a source to make sure I know what I think.My sources say that your sources are different than my sources and that they could be getting misinformation from other sources.

badboy
05-06-2014, 09:45 PM
My sources say that your sources are different than my sources and that they could be getting misinformation from other sources.lol no your sources are probably wrong and mine HAVE to be right..right? Don't just love it? chick a boom boom boom.

Tailgate
05-06-2014, 09:47 PM
Fwiw, actually poster on the paid Orangebloods site claims his grandparents are part of the ownership, they had a meeting today and its Clowney barring a trade offer that blows them away.

badboy
05-06-2014, 10:01 PM
Fwiw, actually poster on the paid Orangebloods site claims his grandparents are part of the ownership, they had a meeting today and its Clowney barring a trade offer that blows them away.
Don't think you can convince me a minority owner has any clue to who we pick.

Playoffs
05-06-2014, 10:04 PM
Don't think you can convince me a minority owner has any clue to who we pick.

They have told them in the past.

Tailgate
05-06-2014, 10:16 PM
Don't think you can convince me a minority owner has any clue to who we pick.

You can take it however you want. The guy has 30,000 posts on Orangebloods. And why wouldnt the minority owners know who the pick is if the FO has already decided?

badboy
05-06-2014, 10:18 PM
You can take it however you want. The guy has 30,000 posts on Orangebloods. And why wouldnt the minority owners know who the pick is if the FO has already decided?
uh because it would be posted. Must be a reason Texans have not announced.

Tailgate
05-06-2014, 10:23 PM
uh because it would be posted. Must be a reason Texans have not announced.

The guy could be very well making it all up. But just because they havent announced the pick (and why would they) doesnt make it untrue.

DocBar
05-06-2014, 10:31 PM
The guy could be very well making it all up. But just because they havent announced the pick (and why would they) doesnt make it untrue. Under the new CBA, I doubt we'll see any early signings like we did with MW. Good point.

badboy
05-06-2014, 10:34 PM
The guy could be very well making it all up. But just because they havent announced the pick (and why would they) doesnt make it untrue.but can't you say that about any source opinion? It's cool to read these things but even if Texans draft whomever, does not mean the "source" had inside info or just guessed correctly.

Tailgate
05-06-2014, 10:37 PM
but can't you say that about any source opinion? It's cool to read these things but even if Texans draft whomever, does not mean the "source" had inside info or just guessed correctly.

Captain obvious. I could easily be making the whole OB thing up.

badboy
05-06-2014, 10:40 PM
Captain obvious.
6 * can I buy a vowel? This is getting too serious which defeats the thread.

Tailgate
05-06-2014, 10:43 PM
6 * can I buy a vowel? This is getting too serious which defeats the thread.

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608039100056601950&w=320&h=241&c=7&rs=1&p=0&pid=1.7

EllisUnit
05-06-2014, 10:44 PM
I have a source that says K Jackson sucks and he will be a bust and cut by the end of his 2nd season with the team.

Just passing it a long folks....

DocBar
05-06-2014, 10:48 PM
6 * can I buy a vowel? This is getting too serious which defeats the thread.Nah!! It's still all about the sources...

Tailgate
05-06-2014, 10:57 PM
Nah!! It's still all about the sources...

I should have started a whole nother thread titled: Serious "Sources" Only. :koolaid:

EllisUnit
05-06-2014, 10:58 PM
One of my sources just told me that someone who recently posted on this very page will have a message board break down, start a thread called texans talk is awesome where he calls all of you egotistical morons.....

Ouch what a douche :bat:

I'm dropping my source he dont know **** !

DocBar
05-06-2014, 11:02 PM
I should have started a whole nother thread titled: Serious "Sources" Only. :koolaid:All of my sources say that all sources are serious sources this close to the draft....:chef:

Tailgate
05-06-2014, 11:17 PM
All of my sources say that all sources are serious sources this close to the draft....:chef:

Yep. Just double checked.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608000587085644584&w=250&h=250&c=7&rs=1&p=0&pid=1.7

DocBar
05-06-2014, 11:24 PM
Yep. Just double checked.

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608000587085644584&w=250&h=250&c=7&rs=1&p=0&pid=1.7Hopefully you got a discount double check from these sources.

bckey
05-07-2014, 05:03 AM
My sources tell me that Charlie Casserly will analyze Houston's draft on NFL network and reminisce about all his past accomplishments as a former gm. :corrosion:

LikeMike
05-07-2014, 07:11 AM
Where`s cyberx when you need him :fingergun:

michaelm
05-07-2014, 08:07 AM
My source says Lil’ Boosie Bares All In ‘The Combat Jack Show’ Interview.

Linkage: (http://thesource.com/2014/04/30/lil-boosie-bares-all-in-the-combat-jack-show-interview/)

michaelm
05-07-2014, 08:09 AM
My source says Lil’ Boosie Bares All In ‘The Combat Jack Show’ Interview.

Linkage: (http://thesource.com/2014/04/30/lil-boosie-bares-all-in-the-combat-jack-show-interview/)

My source also contribulates the following inflamation: Taco Bell Reveals Mystery Beef Ingredients

Linkage 2 (http://thesource.com/2014/04/30/taco-bell-reveals-mystery-beef-ingredients/)

ObsiWan
05-07-2014, 09:13 AM
We do not seem to have as many reports from sources recently. Seems like yesterday IIRC a person in building Bob McNair's office is was giving out useful (cough) info. So here is a return to yesteryear. I encourage you to share.

My sources say:
There will be a draft Thursday. Do not spread this but if you do make sure I get credit.

Texans will trade 1.1 for entire Seattle team.

If there is a trade down, there will also be a trade up.

Not everyone will be pleased with Houston's pick.

:pop:
You're sure it was "sources"

and not the VOICES...??
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=55991804

badboy
05-07-2014, 10:09 AM
You're sure it was "sources"

and not the VOICES...??
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=55991804Pretty certain as I have been on my meds and nothing can go wrong. Nothing can go... go wrong.

Another subject, Shakira wants to party with me on The Voice but I think her hips were lying.

michaelm
05-07-2014, 10:22 AM
Another subject, Shakira wants to party with me on The Voice but I think her hips were lying.

More than likely, you misunderstood what they were saying because Shakira's hips don't lie.
They're the truth.

kingtexan
05-07-2014, 11:05 AM
More than likely, you misunderstood what they were saying because Shakira's hips don't lie.
They're the truth.

They have magical healing powers ...

Hottoddie
05-07-2014, 11:36 AM
My sources have all been out-sourced.

HOU-TEX
05-07-2014, 11:54 AM
My sources say Michael Sam is gay

BullNation4Life
05-07-2014, 11:55 AM
The first pick will either be traded or used.

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/004251471/2050205930_Hotelscom_Captain_Obvious_LockedUp_xlar ge.jpeg

Captain Obvious would agree....

BullNation4Life
05-07-2014, 11:59 AM
My sources say Michael Sam is gay

Shame on you! Michael Sam is not gay, he is sexual orientation challenged...

the nerve of some people...

badboy
05-07-2014, 04:14 PM
Shame on you! Michael Sam is not gay, he is sexual orientation challenged...

the nerve of some people...
He said he was so he is just confused?

badboy
05-07-2014, 10:01 PM
Only hours to go and my sources suddenly have gone quiet.

TEXANRED
05-07-2014, 10:06 PM
My sources tell me TExANRED will be drunk by the second pick.

kiwitexansfan
05-07-2014, 10:08 PM
Sources say that we are targetting Metteberger as a UDFA after spreading rumors of failed drug tests and broken backs.

The source also says we had some one target the knee.

HJam72
05-07-2014, 10:08 PM
Most sources are mostly here: http://www.texanstalk.com

badboy
05-07-2014, 10:13 PM
My sources tell me TExANRED will be drunk by the second pick.careful, I think that could be libelous...unless it is true. I don't know that TEXANRED you speak of but he could be litigious (that is another type of religious, I think).

badboy
05-07-2014, 10:15 PM
Sources say that we are targetting Metteberger as a UDFA after spreading rumors of failed drug tests and broken backs.

The source also says we had some one target the knee.

"look it is the only work I can get" signed Tonya Harding

ObsiWan
05-07-2014, 10:34 PM
Only hours to go and my sources suddenly have gone quiet.

uh oh...

http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0925W_VOICES_PLANNING.jpg

DocBar
05-07-2014, 11:06 PM
My sources tell me I'll be the last to post.....

TEXANRED
05-07-2014, 11:09 PM
My sources tell me I'll be the last to post.....

Over my dead body!

Game ON!

TEXANRED
05-07-2014, 11:10 PM
careful, I think that could be libelous...unless it is true. I don't know that TEXANRED you speak of but he could be litigious (that is another type of religious, I think).

I have several sources confirming the source that sourced the first source.

DocBar
05-07-2014, 11:10 PM
Over my dead body!

Game ON!10-4

WillSaints
05-07-2014, 11:23 PM
I have no idea what y'all are gonna do, but you're the worst team ever to own the first pick. Also your owner better not reward a tanker.

BullNation4Life
05-07-2014, 11:31 PM
I have no idea what y'all are gonna do, but you're the worst team ever to own the first pick. Also your owner better not reward a tanker.

freaking tourists.....


take your crazy somewhere else, son....we're all stocked up here....

kiwitexansfan
05-08-2014, 12:15 AM
I have no idea what y'all are gonna do, but you're the worst team ever to own the first pick. Also your owner better not reward a tanker.

my sources tell me that willsaints was found lying face down in a bowl of gumboo with a Texas A&M flag wrapped around his neck.

Thorn
05-08-2014, 08:10 AM
I have no idea what y'all are gonna do, but you're the worst team ever to own the first pick. Also your owner better not reward a tanker.

Jesus H Draft Day Christ, what the hell does rewarding oil tankers have to do with football? What are you some kind of troller? We ain't talking oil tankers here son, we talking draft picks and you seem rather out of brain cells. Don't be bringing your empty head in here and talking about oil to us when we wanna talk about the draft.

I swear, that boy couldn't grow two brain cells in his head because the one he has dried up and died.

HOU-TEX
05-08-2014, 09:03 AM
I have no idea what y'all are gonna do, but you're the worst team ever to own the first pick. Also your owner better not reward a tanker.

I would like to nominate this post as the dumbest of the year. 2nd?

JB
05-08-2014, 09:21 AM
I would like to nominate this post as the dumbest of the year. 2nd?

Seconded...

WillSaints
05-08-2014, 05:33 PM
Jesus H Draft Day Christ, what the hell does rewarding oil tankers have to do with football? What are you some kind of troller? We ain't talking oil tankers here son, we talking draft picks and you seem rather out of brain cells. Don't be bringing your empty head in here and talking about oil to us when we wanna talk about the draft.

I swear, that boy couldn't grow two brain cells in his head because the one he has dried up and died.


Y'all have created the most debate with your pick. Even so much as thinking about trading it thinking you are gonna get your guy with the 6th pick. Atlanta tanked for a high draft pick this year.

Fred
05-08-2014, 05:41 PM
My sources say the Texans will use the first pick for offense or defense, unless they trade down.

My sources also say WillSaints is a troll.

I have excellent sources.

Thorn
05-08-2014, 05:43 PM
My sources say the Texans will use the first pick for offense or defense, unless they trade down.


So you are saying if they trade down they are going for a special teams player?

DX-TEX
05-08-2014, 05:44 PM
Im having spaghetti with sauce for dinner

Thorn
05-08-2014, 05:45 PM
Im having spaghetti with sauce for dinner

Fried dumplings. :)

The Pencil Neck
05-08-2014, 05:45 PM
Im having spaghetti with sauce for dinner

:backsout:

Wolf
05-08-2014, 05:47 PM
My sources say the Texan marketing team enjoys #1 picks over Super bowl Trophies :kitten::hide:

badboy
05-08-2014, 05:53 PM
My sources say the Texans will use the first pick for offense or defense, unless they trade down.

My sources also say WillSaints is a troll.

I have excellent sources.Your sources could be correct on the second but not so sure about the first.

Fred
05-08-2014, 05:56 PM
So you are saying if they trade down they are going for a special teams player?

Probably a long snapper, I need to check with, you know, my sources. But definitely not going special teams at 1.01 and definitely not trading UP from 1.01.

Thorn
05-08-2014, 06:00 PM
Probably a long snapper, I need to check with, you know, my sources. But definitely not going special teams at 1.01 and definitely not trading UP from 1.01.

OK, so now you are saying there are TWO first rounds. We have both the 1.1 pick and the 1.01 pick. That's quite a haul.

I think a long snapper would be OK, you can never have to many of those guys.

gwallaia
05-08-2014, 06:05 PM
My inside source with the Texans tells me they will trade with the #1 pick and nab Chad Peevy, the place kicker for Mary Hardin - Baylor as a backup for Randy Bullock.

Fred
05-08-2014, 06:09 PM
OK, so now you are saying there are TWO first rounds. We have both the 1.1 pick and the 1.01 pick. That's quite a haul.

I think a long snapper would be OK, you can never have to many of those guys.

Don't let Roger Goodell see this post or we will have two drafts. Probably one of them in London during the ninth week of the playoffs.

I prefer to call the first pick in the round .01 instead of .1 because my computer thinks .1 is equal to .10 which is pick ten.

Never said my computer was as good as my sources.

Thorn
05-08-2014, 06:16 PM
OK. Now I'm disappointed there aren't two 1st rounds.

badboy
05-08-2014, 06:24 PM
McNair just called me to inform that Texans are trading away 1.1 for 1.1 in 2015. No other picks or players involved. This is on down low so do not tell anyone. I assured him I can keep a secret.

ljhog
05-08-2014, 06:50 PM
I am hoping the pick is khalil mack

TEXANRED
05-08-2014, 07:40 PM
My sources tell me TExANRED will be drunk by the second pick.

My sources were correct.

Wolf
05-08-2014, 09:30 PM
My source was FOS as usual

badboy
05-08-2014, 09:35 PM
any sources talking about 2.1 #33?

Wolf
05-08-2014, 09:38 PM
I am pumping my source with truth serum as we speak:kitten:

Texanmike02
05-08-2014, 10:31 PM
Most users ever online was 1,493, 04-28-2006 at 09:04 PM.


my sources say we will beat this record:kitten:

I think your sources were wrong.

Mike

Texanmike02
05-08-2014, 10:33 PM
Don't let Roger Goodell see this post or we will have two drafts. Probably one of them in London during the ninth week of the playoffs.

I prefer to call the first pick in the round .01 instead of .1 because my computer thinks .1 is equal to .10 which is pick ten.

Never said my computer was as good as my sources.

You can remedy that with a - instead of a .

Mike

TEXANRED
05-09-2014, 10:27 AM
I am pumping my source with truth serum as we speak:kitten:

I didn't need to know that you are pumping your source sir.

Thorn
05-09-2014, 10:30 AM
I didn't need to know that you are pumping your source sir.

There are different directions we can take this, but I'm not going there. LOL