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ThaShark316
12-05-2013, 12:59 AM
:koolaid:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2ecj29w.jpg

10 in a row? Really? I can't even....just, Go Texans or something!

Thorn
12-05-2013, 07:22 AM
I'll probably still be on the road coming back from Lufkin when the game starts, so I'll be listening on the car radio until I get home. Not that NFLN won't repeatedly show everything over and over again when I finally get in front of a TV. But whatever.

Go Texans!!!!!

:texan:

OzzO
12-05-2013, 08:02 AM
I still don't understand the reason behind the Jags helmet. I wonder if any of their fans like the two tone. It's like they plasti-dipped the front.

handswarmer
12-05-2013, 08:08 AM
I still don't understand the reason behind the Jags helmet. I wonder if any of their fans like the two tone. It's like they plasti-dipped the front.

Without a doubt the ugliest uniforms in the NFL except for the Steelers "Bumble Bee" throw back......

kiwitexansfan
12-05-2013, 12:53 PM
Go Texans?

DX-TEX
12-05-2013, 12:58 PM
We suck!:koolaid:

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 01:01 PM
Can the NFLN sue Houston and/or Jacksonville for breach of contract? :D

Anyway. Doot. Go Texans. Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, roll em - get that ball and really fight. :yawn:

jaayteetx
12-05-2013, 01:21 PM
I forgot there was a game today actually, my how times have changed.

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 01:30 PM
I forgot there was a game today actually, my how times have changed.

At very least I didn't think about it until I saw this gamethread so, yeah, I forgot too. I didn't even remember until Tuesday we were going to be the Thursday night game.

I'll always be there pulling for the Texans but for the time being the anticipation/pucker factor is nonexistent.

:fishing:

HTown2ATX
12-05-2013, 01:31 PM
I forgot it was a Thursday nighter myself actually and now that I know, I don't think I'll be going out to a bar and spending money, drinking, then driving home to get up at 4:30 for work.

I'll be playing video games most likely.

Pollardized
12-05-2013, 02:16 PM
Much like that accident scene we drive by on the road, you know you shouldn't look, you are afraid of what may be lying in the road, but alas you look anyway. So shall we all watch tonight as our beloved Houston Texans take the field against the worst team in the NFL, the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Wait, what? The Jags are better tha.....

Never mind...

Topher
12-05-2013, 02:46 PM
Super Bowl of suck! :clown:

qqert
12-05-2013, 03:03 PM
Super Bowl of suck! :clown:

part 2.

we lost round 1. lol!

kiwitexansfan
12-05-2013, 03:50 PM
Question: Your life or death is based on the outcome of a football game.

You can choose one of the QBs on the Jags and Texans for that one game.

How would you rank the following players?

Blaine Gabbert
Case Keenum
Chad Henne
Matt Schaub
Matt Scott
Ricki Stanzi
TJ Yates

kiwitexansfan
12-05-2013, 03:51 PM
To answer my own question:

For one game of football, right now, everyone healthy.

Chad Henne
Case Keenum
TJ Yates
Matt Schaub
Ricki Stanzi
Matt Scott
kiwitexansfan
Blaine Gabbert

Rey
12-05-2013, 03:56 PM
You're going to risk your life on Yates over Schaub to win you one game?

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 04:05 PM
I actually like the Jags unis, but the helmet is ugly. Should have been one or the other, not both.

kiwitexansfan
12-05-2013, 04:18 PM
You're going to risk your life on Yates over Schaub to win you one game?

2013 Schuab, I would.

OzzO
12-05-2013, 04:57 PM
You're going to risk your life on Yates over Schaub to win you one game?

Sounds like what Kubiak was questioning for the past couple of years.

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 06:50 PM
Funny how quick life as a fan in the NFL can change. The game is less than two hours away and until this post we've had one post in the last two hours.

Alright. Everybody here on TexansTalk dress for success before gametime otherwise we'll get blown out. :spin:

TejasTom
12-05-2013, 07:07 PM
...
Alright. Everybody here on TexansTalk dress for success before gametime otherwise we'll get blown out. :spin:

I'm wearing slacks and a Sports coat.

qqert
12-05-2013, 07:26 PM
anyone into wearing thongs?

might help break the losing streak if we wear one since it's aerodynamic.

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 07:30 PM
anyone into wearing thongs?

might help break the losing streak if we wear one since it's aerodynamic.

I will make my wife wear one, i will slip into it later with her if need be ;)

Nawzer
12-05-2013, 07:30 PM
I forgot the game was tonight. I have some important things to do like watching paint dry, so I won't be watching.

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 07:32 PM
OK guys the last few games i have not been pumped for a game, we make a big play i smile, we make a bad play i laugh, but for some reason i am pumped about this.

Could it be the excitment of 2 cellar dwellers slugging it out ? Our the fact that there will be more people in the stands than watching on TV, Not to mention them progressive commercials never get old.

ewwww the excitment.

Norg
12-05-2013, 07:32 PM
scahub sighting behid Deion LOL


why does schaub everygame keep him helmet on and stretch like hes going I LOL cuz maybe he knows he might get dat chance LOL

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 07:33 PM
I forgot the game was tonight. I have some important things to do like watching paint dry, so I won't be watching.

i forgot until i was going #2 earlier, i looked down and what i saw reminded me of this team, and so here i am :kitten:

Norg
12-05-2013, 07:35 PM
SUPER BOWL OF SUCK II the rematch LOL !!!!!!!

SAMURAITEXAN
12-05-2013, 07:47 PM
Let's go Texans!

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 07:59 PM
anyone into wearing thongs?

might help break the losing streak if we wear one since it's aerodynamic.

I dusted off my cowboy hat and assless chaps.

I just know the texans are gonna win tonight and eff up the draft position.

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 08:02 PM
I dusted off my cowboy hat and assless chaps.

I just know the texans are gonna win tonight and eff up the draft position.

I thought that's what the chaps were for.... :mcnugget:

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 08:02 PM
im so torn in this game. i want to win soooo badly but i also don't want to give up this 1st overall draft pick. hopefully we win and then the falcons, rams and skins also win.

mussop
12-05-2013, 08:02 PM
I have a bad feeling we are going to win tonight.

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 08:06 PM
Good lord I thought texans fans were terrible about meandering and showing up late to the game but there are hardly any fans at this game. They should've had 'anybuddy wiff 5 or less teef gits in free' night

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 08:07 PM
This is now the official Bridgewater Bowl thread

http://fullscalesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Teddy+Bridgewater+Missouri+State+v+Louisville+vu7f hyS-fn5l.jpg

MightyTExan
12-05-2013, 08:07 PM
anyone into wearing thongs?

might help break the losing streak if we wear one since it's aerodynamic.

http://i.imgur.com/w96Og3i.jpg

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 08:08 PM
I thought that's what the chaps were for.... :mcnugget:

I'm sure you have an assless flight suit Showtime.

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 08:10 PM
I'm sure you have an assless flight suit Showtime.

That, and matching tutu, swimfins, and snorkle!

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 08:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/w96Og3i.jpg

This is waaaay more of a fire able offense than taking a pic with a metrosexual QB.

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 08:18 PM
That, and matching tutu, swimfins, and snorkle!

FYI - Snorkels don't vibrate buddy

Linca
12-05-2013, 08:26 PM
Keenum needs to win a few games and give himself a chance to start next year. I think this upcoming draft will set back the Texans years if we do spend a #1 round pick on a QB.

Hopefully the defense and special teams help Keenum out, they haven't so far.

WolverineFan
12-05-2013, 08:27 PM
YES! LETS LOSE THIS GAME SO WE CAN DRAFT THIS GUY:

http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/TEDDY-GIRL.png

Can this fanbase survive david carr, matt schaub, and potentially a cross dressing bust?

Dont say i didnt warn you guys.

Gonna be a long night for you if you're going to post this in every single thread on the board. Off to a great start so far though. Good luck!

toxictrix
12-05-2013, 08:27 PM
Any stream?

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 08:27 PM
This might be the most depressing televised event since 'Manimal.'

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 08:29 PM
Keenum needs to win a few games and give himself a chance to start next year. I think this upcoming draft will set back the Texans years if we do spend a #1 round pick on a QB.

Hopefully the defense and special teams help Keenum out, they haven't so far.

Missing on a QB would but its a crapshoot.

Austrian
12-05-2013, 08:29 PM
Wow they need more tarps in Jacksonville. Barely any visitors.

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 08:29 PM
here we go!

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 08:30 PM
Damn the Jacksonville fan base is pathetic

htowntexans1985
12-05-2013, 08:31 PM
The lighting on the field is horrible

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:32 PM
Great job JJo!

Austrian
12-05-2013, 08:32 PM
Sigh.

Pantherstang84
12-05-2013, 08:33 PM
Defense still sucks. Might be an early night for me.

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 08:33 PM
The Texans rushing defense wants that first pick!

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:34 PM
our defense is #1 remember haha

CloakNNNdagger
12-05-2013, 08:34 PM
Fat boy in the middle is nowhere to be found.

Austrian
12-05-2013, 08:34 PM
This defense is woeful.

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:34 PM
We are terrible

Linca
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
Look at them just march down the field. WOW OUR DEFENSE IS SO GOOD!

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
Come on now KJ

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
Jackson blows, too.

Austrian
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
Kareem slipping again?

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
wtf! at least play good in the first half we know whats coming in the 2nd

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
Holy **** we are terrible.

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 08:36 PM
Calling it: defensive penalty.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-05-2013, 08:36 PM
Nice tackle McCain. SMH

CloakNNNdagger
12-05-2013, 08:36 PM
JJ already looks winded.

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:36 PM
Jax worst in the league at 3rd down conversions...we allow 2 on the opening drive

WolverineFan
12-05-2013, 08:36 PM
There's your Brice McCain sighting. Man-to-man in the red zone every single time.....

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:37 PM
yawnnn

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 08:37 PM
Did you guys see Watt get trucked?

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:37 PM
I am so over Reed. JUST HIT HIM DON'T STAND THERE

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:38 PM
its bad when a bad team calls better offensive plays for their team than we do..... Our play calling does nothing to help the team. So plain and predictable.

Austrian
12-05-2013, 08:38 PM
TD Jags.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-05-2013, 08:38 PM
And of course KJ doesn't look for the ball. Easy pitch and catch.

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 08:38 PM
:d::kubepalm::wadepalm::toropalm:

legacy_gt
12-05-2013, 08:38 PM
Turn around

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Fire Wade Phillips. Why would you scheme 5-11 Jackson on a 6-6 TE?

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Well, the Texans may as well get the 1st pick. Nobody is playing with any pride anyway.

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Don't worry about turning around Kareem


:clap::clap::clap:

chicagotexan2
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Jags td.

Ok I'm starting to feel better about the potential outcome.

CloakNNNdagger
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Jackson didn't even know the pass was coming.

JB
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
#1 defense


hahahahaha

Naiirb
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
The DB's never turn their heads to look for the ball.

TexansSeminole
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Is there any team in the NFL that can't beat our man coverage bull****, especially in the red zone?

Uncle Rico
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
For the amount of time Philips blitzes, you would think there would be more pressure on the QB. LBs getting stonewalled at the LOS and awful lateral movement makes me sick. Those guy are supposed to be more athletic than that.

Austrian
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Fire Wade Phillips. Why would you scheme 5-11 Jackson on a 6-6 TE?

Yeah the whole staff should be gone.

Rey
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
This team is terrible.

Pantherstang84
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
The Ole' defense rides again.

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:40 PM
Fire Wade Phillips. Why would you scheme 5-11 Jackson on a 6-6 TE?

dont matter how tall the opponent is when our CB dont turn to locate the ball, even if it hadnt been caught they would of called a PI i'm sure.

gwallaia
12-05-2013, 08:40 PM
Forget drafting a QB, this team needs defense. That was pathetic.

JB
12-05-2013, 08:40 PM
Fire Wade Phillips. Why would you scheme 5-11 Jackson on a 6-6 TE?


Wade has ulterior motives

Speedy
12-05-2013, 08:40 PM
Wow! Just rammed it right down their throats.

sandmanx
12-05-2013, 08:40 PM
Looks like this team will finish the job and run the table in reverse for the rest of the year.

Sway
12-05-2013, 08:40 PM
in the NFLN pregame show they were discussing folks who are playing for their jobs, and they mentioned kubiak. Looks to me like he wants to get fired. How we can be completely overrun on defense like this is?!? JJ gets a touch that makes a ball catchable, J-Jo get a penalty, and we continue to play as Me for MY job instead of as a team. ugh.

legacy_gt
12-05-2013, 08:40 PM
Screen screen screen, up the gut, mismatch on kj...score

htowntexans1985
12-05-2013, 08:41 PM
1st pick here we come. 2nd coming of the Carr dynasty. Lol!!!

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:41 PM
#1 defense


hahahahaha

0 yd line to 20 yd linestats dont lie ;)

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:41 PM
in the NFLN pregame show they were discussing folks who are playing for their jobs, and they mentioned kubiak. Looks to me like he wants to get fired. How we can be completely overrun on defense like this is?!? JJ gets a touch that makes a ball catchable, J-Jo get a penalty, and we continue to play as Me for MY job instead of as a team. ugh.

maybe he wants to collect unemployment. At this point it would be a good thing.

RTP2110
12-05-2013, 08:42 PM
Doesn't look like a team that's playing for their coach

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:42 PM
And the patented ST holding penalty!

CloakNNNdagger
12-05-2013, 08:42 PM
Our token return penalty.

Linca
12-05-2013, 08:43 PM
Cool, another holding on a kick off return. Haven't seen that before!

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 08:43 PM
they are a great fanbase.

You win they show up.

You lose they dont show up.

That's the proper way to do it. Unlike the texan fans who continue to spend money on schaubiak.

No, it's pathetic. That's why the Jaguars will be the London Drag Queens in a couple of years.

SAMURAITEXAN
12-05-2013, 08:43 PM
SP player holding? Fire that damn axx. Stupid penalty over and over again.

BeerTastesLikeVictory
12-05-2013, 08:43 PM
looking forward to hear mayock analyze keenum's game.

he knows what he's talking about.

He probably will say the kid has raw skills that needs refined, but he saw Keenum wearing a mustard stained T shirt in the Texans locker room so we should immediately cut him.

sandmanx
12-05-2013, 08:44 PM
Looks like coach Joe is back from his 2 week vacation. That's the special teams I expect.

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 08:45 PM
they are a great fanbase.

You win they show up.

You lose they dont show up.

That's the proper way to do it. Unlike the texan fans who continue to spend money on schaubiak.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ELFl2_1q7DI/TObn1HnV2fI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/5JkvAtpbv7k/s320/Not_sure_if_serious.jpg

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:45 PM
Once again Case makes something out of nothing when our O-line gets blasted in .5 seconds

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 08:46 PM
I love Andre, but he needs to make catches and help Keenum out a little.

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:46 PM
Alan Ball sighting! LMAO

Uncle Rico
12-05-2013, 08:46 PM
Players need longer cleats. Field is sloppy.

JB
12-05-2013, 08:46 PM
Getting so tired of this same predictable **** on both sides of the ball

Austrian
12-05-2013, 08:47 PM
Same old problems. No change of plan whatsoever.

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:47 PM
see come on kubiak left no hot routes, he is supposed to counter the defense.

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:47 PM
Pass rusher untouched? NO WAY

Uncle Rico
12-05-2013, 08:47 PM
Ughh. Bring the blitz watch Keenum nut up.

TheMatrix31
12-05-2013, 08:48 PM
lol, offensive lines

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 08:48 PM
actually its not.

its the natural order of things. the way its suppose to be.

win and the fans will show up. Lose all the time, they dont show up.

Its a simple formula.

What's pathetic is selling out stadiums for pathetic loser teams and continually defending its inept actions and refusing to fire inept coaches and players.

See the Texans.

Jacksonville fans are doing it right.


What's pathetic is that Jacksonville is going to lose their team soon. All they're going to do is run their team out of town. Don't be obtuse. Natural order of things my ass.

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:48 PM
Ughh. Bring the blitz watch Keenum nut up.

Who was he supposed to throw to, Casper?

No hot routes and no way to audible, this offense has to go

Pantherstang84
12-05-2013, 08:49 PM
Seen enough. Call me when the season is over.

Linca
12-05-2013, 08:49 PM
Another blitzer untouched at the line, 2 receivers slipping before the ball gets there .... sigh

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:50 PM
What's pathetic is that Jacksonville is going to lose their team soon. All they're going to do is run their team out of town. Don't be obtuse. Natural order of things my ass.

i feel like one of those people who voted for obama after watching him do "so well" his first term, cause here i am watching this damn game.

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 08:50 PM
for this game I'm going to be keep a score on keenum for every snap his involved in. each play i will give him a point to either good bad or average.

so far his sitting on 1, 0, 2.
will be interesting to see what it is at the end of the game

Rey
12-05-2013, 08:50 PM
Doesn't look like keenum had any options there. Pretty good of him to even almost complete it to Hopkins.

Do we not have a receiver that can come off on a quick slant and get immediate separation?

WTF kind of **** is that?

JB
12-05-2013, 08:50 PM
im gonna laugh so hard if kubiak and marciano are still employed by the texans next year.

Sorry, I have to question why you're here with some of the comments you make. Shouldn't you be on the buffalo board?

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:51 PM
why cant our guys get open like that ? Well its because we are still running the 94 denver offense.

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 08:51 PM
totally irrelevant point.

win and the fans show up. lose all the time, the fans wont show up.

try to keep up.

Fans don't show up, franchise leaves. Now what?

JB
12-05-2013, 08:51 PM
Doesn't look like keenum had any options there. Pretty good of him to even almost complete it to Hopkins.

Do we not have a receiver that can come off on a quick slant and get immediate separation?

WTF kind of **** is that?


A few years ago, we ran a lot of quick slants to take advantage of the blitz... this year it's like a forgotten art. It's all coaching

Bulls on Parade
12-05-2013, 08:52 PM
Ughh. Bring the blitz watch Keenum nut up.
Rico, I'm ready for the draft. This is painful. Our defense is garbage bro.

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 08:52 PM
Man Swearinger is gonna be gold for us.

EllisUnit
12-05-2013, 08:52 PM
At least DJ has been a pretty bright spot this season.

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 08:53 PM
Nice play, DJ!

JB
12-05-2013, 08:53 PM
Oh wow, do the Texans have any linebackers?

Linca
12-05-2013, 08:55 PM
Oh wow, do the Texans have any linebackers?

The only good one we have is on the IR, other than that we have bad ones lol...

Uncle Rico
12-05-2013, 08:56 PM
Who was he supposed to throw to, Casper?

No hot routes and no way to audible, this offense has to go

He can call audibles , who says he can't? My issue is he dorsnt seem to see what everyone else can. Blitz up the middle, same thing every week. Same excuses. Annoying.

I agree coaching must go.

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 08:57 PM
He can call audibles , who says he can't? My issue is he dorsnt seem to see what everyone else can. Blitz up the middle, same thing every week. Same excuses. Annoying.

I agree coaching must go.

actually he can't its not the way this offence is run

Vance87
12-05-2013, 08:58 PM
He can call audibles , who says he can't? My issue is he dorsnt seem to see what everyone else can. Blitz up the middle, same thing every week. Same excuses. Annoying.

I agree coaching must go.

It's a fairly well known fact that Gary's system handicaps the QB...to my knowledge he can only audible to a run if it's a pass and vice versa.

Linca
12-05-2013, 08:58 PM
He can call audibles , who says he can't? My issue is he dorsnt seem to see what everyone else can. Blitz up the middle, same thing every week. Same excuses. Annoying.

I agree coaching must go.

He can't call audibles like traditional 2013 offenses. Kubiak uses a limited audible system where you can only go from run to pass.

Rey
12-05-2013, 08:59 PM
Man...Dennis Johnson looks like a different man from pre season. Dude actually showing some vision and not just running up people's backs.

Now his strength and speed starting to show.

LonerATO
12-05-2013, 08:59 PM
I really like what I have seen out of Dennis Johnson, he reminds me of Forsett.

2012Champs
12-05-2013, 08:59 PM
Two poor throws on a row by case



No awareness at all in the pocket

Rey
12-05-2013, 08:59 PM
He can't call audibles like traditional 2013 offenses. Kubiak uses a limited audible system where you can only go from run to pass.

This. But I wasn't gonna waste my time arguing it.

Uncle Rico
12-05-2013, 09:00 PM
then leave. i wouldnt want an nfl franchise if they continually sucked massive arse.

again,

win, the fans show up. lose all the time, the fans wont show up.

Doesnt apply in this state. Football is beloved, and regardless of how many whiners and hypocrites cry foul this city would rather ***** and moan over a bad team than have no team at all. You are in the minority.

OzzO
12-05-2013, 09:00 PM
Nice pic of a fan, big boy in a wife beater and shaved pits. Cute

TheMatrix31
12-05-2013, 09:00 PM
Nice protection, bro.

JB
12-05-2013, 09:01 PM
then leave. i wouldnt want an nfl franchise if they continually sucked massive arse.

again,

win, the fans show up. lose all the time, the fans wont show up.

You've never gone thru a period of no football team have you?

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:01 PM
That number 27 is always in the picture on special teams.

OzzO
12-05-2013, 09:01 PM
Looks like this has the makings of another 13-6 game. Jax scores TD and FG's the rest of the way for both.

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 09:02 PM
then leave. i wouldnt want an nfl franchise if they continually sucked massive arse.

again,

win, the fans show up. lose all the time, the fans wont show up.

Yeah, I know. Let me know how you feel when the Toronto Bills become a thing.

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:02 PM
Speaking of special teams...Braman has been invisible this year...

dtran04
12-05-2013, 09:02 PM
That number 27 is always in the picture on special teams.

And always gets down there 5 yards before anybody else. Sad that a guy they picked up a month ago is so much faster than the rest of the team.

2012Champs
12-05-2013, 09:03 PM
keenum cant even get 3 seconds to throw the ball.

Might want to replay the tape and count it down

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:03 PM
Texans games...

Where amazing happens.











For their opponents.

Linca
12-05-2013, 09:04 PM
Might want to replay the tape and count it down

could be 2.5

dtran04
12-05-2013, 09:04 PM
LOL at Sharpton. Had no idea of whether the ball was thrown, in the air, or already caught by the TE.

Uncle Rico
12-05-2013, 09:05 PM
Ok, well if you can't pass the ball against the blitz, why not audible it every once in a while and maybe get lucky with a good block and gash the D with a run? Show that you can read the D for gods sakes, tell whatever WR is the hot guy in the huddle what to do if they blitz!! The Oline sucks, this isn't new he should be prepared for that, give me a break.

Almost a fumble. SMH.

Austrian
12-05-2013, 09:05 PM
Lol. That was a megafail.

disaacks3
12-05-2013, 09:05 PM
How do you look competitive against the Patriots and this sad against the Jags?

2012Champs
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
its ok bro,

you can cheer for matt schaub next year again.

And you can keep up with the excuses

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
:toropalm:

PapaL
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
LOL at Sharpton. Had no idea of whether the ball was thrown, in the air, or already caught by the TE.

That dude was just running and smiling. No clue what was going on.

WolverineFan
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
What is Keo doing? That's not how you play deep safety.....

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
....ok, let's go to our NFLN studios for an update on NFL news from around the league...Jim!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/ShowtimeN15580/Pet%20Funny%20Misc/ajkwy_zps3aba6be8.gif

............we'll get back to Jim at halftime.

cameronkrazie86
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
My HD feed froze. I'm sadly not upset about this. How pathetic.

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
you should ask kubiak about that audible.

Except Keenum can audible to a certain set of plays if he wants.

OzzO
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
Players ain't playing like their supposed to Wade? Who's that on?

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
"I'll have the turd sandwich." -Texans coaching.

TheMatrix31
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
That was the dumbest thing I've seen Shiloh Keo do. And I've seen a lot. I've seen every play he's made as a Houston Texan.

legacy_gt
12-05-2013, 09:07 PM
Sad...just sad

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:07 PM
Joseph can't check Cecil shorts.

powda
12-05-2013, 09:07 PM
Wow. Keo was off target at least 6 yards on the pi.

Linca
12-05-2013, 09:07 PM
Ok, well if you can't pass the ball against the blitz, why not audible it every once in a while and maybe get lucky with a good block and gash the D with a run? Show that you can read the D for gods sakes, tell whatever WR is the hot guy in the huddle what to do if they blitz!! The Oline sucks, this isn't new he should be prepared for that, give me a break.

Almost a fumble. SMH.

He can't change the plays bro, that's what I'm saying. Case CANNOT CHANGE THE PLAY ONCE HE SEES BLITZ.

Dishman
12-05-2013, 09:07 PM
The team is terribly lacking discipline.

Texan_Bill
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
:yawn:

I forgot the Texans were playing tonight. No worries, it appears that things are going the way I suspected they would.

Hervoyel
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
I turned it off. I've seen enough. This team is just terrible to watch. I've also seen enough of Case. He's not the answer. He doesn't belong in there. The game is just too big for him now that defenses know what he's about.

OzzO
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
JJo just wants to give people hugs on the field tonight.

Austrian
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
TD jags. No. 1 pick baby.

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
Joseph is pathetic.

JB
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
God we suck!

htownfan32
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
I'm asking myself why I didn't start Chad Henne.

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
That's game.

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
jjo is just getting dominated

ziggy29
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
There can be no question: relative to expectations, the 2013 Texans are the worst embarrassment in the history of the NFL.

legacy_gt
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
Too easy.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
I just hope we can get a garbage time TD to AJ for fantasy football purposes :)

powda
12-05-2013, 09:10 PM
Freakin hennie looks like Montana against us...is he hot or does the defense just suck that bad?

OzzO
12-05-2013, 09:10 PM
LOL! Jax hasn't won at home in over a year.... Enter the Texans cure all.

dtran04
12-05-2013, 09:10 PM
Beat simply by alignment. They saw that JJo was way inside on the last play. Easy pickings.

Txknife
12-05-2013, 09:10 PM
This is just embarrassing. The whole coaching staff should be fired after this game.

TexansFight
12-05-2013, 09:10 PM
I want us to lose so we can clean house and get the #1 overall pick but this is embarrassing.

PhilpW
12-05-2013, 09:10 PM
From the head coach on down, this team is PATHETIC. There aren't more than a dozen players on this team worth keeping. We are the whipping boys for the Jag-offs for crying out loud.

santo
12-05-2013, 09:11 PM
I turned it off. I've seen enough. This team is just terrible to watch. I've also seen enough of Kubiak. He's not the answer. He doesn't belong in there. The game is just too big for him now that defenses know what he's about.
:kitten:

Pollardized
12-05-2013, 09:11 PM
Man, Tom Brady looks good against us tonight...

Uncle Rico
12-05-2013, 09:11 PM
Switch over to fleaSPN and check out Teddy B taking his dropbacks and how pretty the mechanics and delivery are.

TexansFight
12-05-2013, 09:11 PM
JJo sucks now. What the hell happened to him. He is not hurt

cameronkrazie86
12-05-2013, 09:11 PM
This is just embarrassing. The whole coaching staff should be fired after this game.

I have no faith in that happening even if they lose 14 in a row.

cowgirljen
12-05-2013, 09:11 PM
Well, jokes on the JAGS because we're getting the number one pick!

No, not really?

Oh and HI everyone! :clown:

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 09:12 PM
schaub is still great, defense is still great.

its all about yardage yo.

Great at what? Must be a hidden talent I'm not aware of.

Hervoyel
12-05-2013, 09:12 PM
JJo just wants to give people hugs on the field tonight.

JJo is playing like he's trying to get a ticket out of town. That holding call earlier was all on him. He's just completely dropped any pretense of trying to play smart and Kareem is right back to his old ways. He can barely stay on his feet. Pathetic excuse for an NFL player. He has no idea what position he should even be in. Joseph is just playing like a scrub but Kareem is downright embarrassing.

SW H-TOWN
12-05-2013, 09:13 PM
Damn we are playing horrible, very hard to watch. Our secondary and lack of pass rush is making Henne look like Joe Montana out there. Good bye Kubiak, hello who the hell knows and the #1 pick.

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 09:13 PM
Nothing like throwing into double coverage to the third string tight end.

TexansFight
12-05-2013, 09:13 PM
This team has no speed at the WR or TE position

TexansFight
12-05-2013, 09:13 PM
Embarrassing decision by Case. It's clear he is not the answer

Showtime100
12-05-2013, 09:13 PM
Well, jokes on the JAGS because we're getting the number one pick!

No, not really?

Oh and HI everyone! :clown:

Welcome! Hope you enjoy the board as much as I have (tonight and 2013 notwithstanding). :D

76Texan
12-05-2013, 09:13 PM
Why bother arguing.
Everything Case does is bad; or he got lucky.

LOL

2012Champs
12-05-2013, 09:13 PM
Great long throw by case

Austrian
12-05-2013, 09:14 PM
Nice play by Case there.

BC Charlie
12-05-2013, 09:14 PM
I have watched the games, watched this forum during the games without ever generating a post to this site. Enough is enough, it does not take a brain surgeon to see the overall shortcomings of this team:
1. We started the season with Schaub, short passing game, no ability to move, enough said.
2. Our 'Offensive Line' is almost non-existent.
3. We lost our best running back due to injuries with less than spectacular back up. Tate was doing what he could but he is not 100% healthy either. He would compliment a good running back but is not the anchor.
4. I believe Keenum will make a great QB but he has to learn and he can't learn when he spends every second running for his life once the ball is snapped because he has no Offensive Line. Yeah he can and does move but, the other teams are keying in on that. You can't judge Keenum effectively unless you give him some protection.
5. Our Defensive Line is the brightest unit of the whole team but they alone cannot win games.
6. Our Defensive Secondary is absolutely pathetic. Every passing play you will see the receivers looking for the ball and the back of our Defensive Backs helmets. They simply chase the receivers, they do not play the quarter back or the ball .... they don't have a clue where the ball is. It has been that way for years.

We have major, major rebuilding to do and I don't believe the current coaching staff is up to the task.

I am watching this game with serious thoughts about turning it off and doing something positive ..... like rearranging my sock drawer.

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:14 PM
I see a lot of banging on keenum, but he looks fine so far to me.

cowgirljen
12-05-2013, 09:14 PM
Welcome! Hope you enjoy the board as much as I have (tonight and 2013 notwithstanding). :D

I certainly have, thank you! Been following the board since last year. :) Last year was much more enjoyable.

legacy_gt
12-05-2013, 09:14 PM
Just run the whole game keenum

PapaL
12-05-2013, 09:15 PM
Is it family reunion day in Jacksonville? Talk about a bunch of inbred looking people. Yikes.

Hervoyel
12-05-2013, 09:15 PM
This team has no speed at the WR or TE position

Not even an issue if you ask me. We're not burners but we're plenty fast. The problem isn't that they can't run. It's that none of them are any good at creating separation. I mean, nobody has to work very hard to stay with a WR who is running in a straight line.

Vance87
12-05-2013, 09:15 PM
Is it family reunion day in Jacksonville? Talk about a bunch of inbred looking people. Yikes.

Every day is that day...

amazing80
12-05-2013, 09:15 PM
This team has no speed at the WR or TE position

but, but, but.....they can block :kitten:

JB
12-05-2013, 09:16 PM
I see a lot of banging on keenum, but he looks fine so far to me.

yeah, can't lay this on Keenum

datchapin
12-05-2013, 09:16 PM
This is embarrasing

Vance87
12-05-2013, 09:16 PM
Ball is jelly he's not on this team anymore :kitten:

The Third Man
12-05-2013, 09:17 PM
I would be more upset if Nuk didn't punch him back. Why can't replays work on a dead ball penalty for something like that?

JB
12-05-2013, 09:17 PM
What a clusterfk

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:17 PM
Seriously?

Austrian
12-05-2013, 09:17 PM
This team is self destructing. More than usual.

Linca
12-05-2013, 09:17 PM
LMAO, this game cannot be any worse for the Texans.

amazing80
12-05-2013, 09:18 PM
3rd and 24, smh

Vance87
12-05-2013, 09:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uZYOq.gif

sandmanx
12-05-2013, 09:18 PM
Another false start by the center...lol

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:18 PM
Tate can't even get out for the screen...

Hervoyel
12-05-2013, 09:18 PM
Nobody can look at this team objectively and say that Kubiak hasn't lost the locker room. I simply refuse to believe anyone could see these players perform and think that they're playing hard for this coaching staff. The Texans (or enough of them to matter) are just mailing it in now. This is what playing out the string looks like.

cowgirljen
12-05-2013, 09:18 PM
Is Case just running further and further away every game???

Vance87
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
Oh my god!! Lol!!!


Just ****in forfeit!!

TexansSeminole
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
This is worse than the 2-14 team, no joke. I can't remember us being so bad at EVERYTHING. It just looks like a team that literally came out with no coaches.

disaacks3
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
And the wheels come completely off.

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

cameronkrazie86
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
A special teams error, I'm shocked.

TexansFight
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
KUBIAK NEEDS TO BE FIRED AT HALFTIME. This is a joke.

RTP2110
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
This team is a total abomination

aussie_texan
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
7 penalties already. discipline has gone out the window

Thorn
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
What a pathetic excuse for a football team. Jeeezzzzzz.

legacy_gt
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
Tate couldn't run the route

TheIronDuke
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
This is hilarious and sad to watch, how many flags we going to get today!?

cowgirljen
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
a special teams error, i'm shocked.

lolol

WolverineFan
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
Texans penalties = 7
Texans 1st downs = 4

Texans penalty yards = 85 yards
Texans total offense = 61 yards


How did we win 2 games?

gwallaia
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
It's obvious the Texans are tanking but can't they pretend they're trying?

SAMURAITEXAN
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
Another ST player penalty? Seriously? Stupid penalty over and over again.

ziggy29
12-05-2013, 09:20 PM
This team has no discipline, no fight, no drive. With a small number of exceptions, almost the entire team has quit on this coaching staff and this season. It's obvious.

powda
12-05-2013, 09:20 PM
Mayock just lost all credibility. "Texans have a good young group up front."

7 penalties aldeady...that IS on the coaching staff. No discipline.

JB
12-05-2013, 09:20 PM
What a pathetic excuse for a football team. Jeeezzzzzz.

Ya beat me to it old man!

msr

Rey
12-05-2013, 09:20 PM
Undisciplined. Penalty on every play.

Thorn
12-05-2013, 09:20 PM
KUBIAK NEEDS TO BE FIRED AT HALFTIME. This is a joke.

Why is that a joke? I'll do it if you won't.

msbbc833
12-05-2013, 09:20 PM
Is this team tanking? Or are we this bad?

Edit: And Mayock is incredibly annoying. Talk some more about Crypien and his relationship with Chancellor. What a bunch of crap. Who freakin cares

2012Champs
12-05-2013, 09:20 PM
Texans penalties = 7
Texans 1st downs = 4

Texans penalty yards = 85 yards
Texans total offense = 61 yards


How did we win 2 games?

The fan fav Matt schaub