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mootini
11-18-2013, 09:08 AM
Oh, what a season! Geez...I haven't been able to run smack for years now. Texans are bad, but Jags even worse. What kind of game will go down Sunday? Battle for the bottom of the AFC South! We will not win. Jags have to hold the 1st pick. :kitten::kitten::kitten:

Exascor
11-18-2013, 09:20 AM
Oh, what a season! Geez...I haven't been able to run smack for years now. Texans are bad, but Jags even worse. What kind of game will go down Sunday? Battle for the bottom of the AFC South! We will not win. Jags have to hold the 1st pick. :kitten::kitten::kitten:Why do you want the first pick in the draft? You need a new kicker?

PapaL
11-18-2013, 10:45 AM
It's gonna be a tie and we will all lose.

deucetx
11-18-2013, 10:55 AM
Oh, what a season! Geez...I haven't been able to run smack for years now. Texans are bad, but Jags even worse. What kind of game will go down Sunday? Battle for the bottom of the AFC South! We will not win. Jags have to hold the 1st pick. :kitten::kitten::kitten:

So have they rescheduled this game for prime-time yet? I know the nation is clamoring to see this battle of the titans! Oops...wrong word there huh? Even they are better than us both.

I have no freaking clue what will happen with these two. I stopped predicting anything with the Texans. I just watch. I don't even get upset no more. I've grown numb to it all at this point. So whatever happens, happens. Guess we'll see who doesn't want to win more since both seem to find ways to lose. If we lead the Jags at halftime then we know the game is over and we loss because apparently that's the way to beat us....let us get the lead at half.

mootini
11-18-2013, 11:49 AM
Haha!!! Please don't give the Jags coaching staff any ideas! We have enough "Anger" time per game...8-13 punts a game


Why do you want the first pick in the draft? You need a new kicker?

mootini
11-18-2013, 11:56 AM
Deuce, totally know what your feeling, the numbness. I honesty have never seen a team as bad, as this years Jags. Pure luck they beat the Titans, which was a year since their last win, vs. Titans. Texans should be fine at home and dominate the Jags. I still can't believe how the Texans feel apart this year? You and Falcons are the big disappointments this year, but can easily get back to those winning ways next season. You guys have a lot of tallent, in which my Jags don't. Jags will not be "good" for several more years. Anyway, our rivary/games are always fun to watch.


So have they rescheduled this game for prime-time yet? I know the nation is clamoring to see this battle of the titans! Oops...wrong word there huh? Even they are better than us both.

I have no freaking clue what will happen with these two. I stopped predicting anything with the Texans. I just watch. I don't even get upset no more. I've grown numb to it all at this point. So whatever happens, happens. Guess we'll see who doesn't want to win more since both seem to find ways to lose. If we lead the Jags at halftime then we know the game is over and we loss because apparently that's the way to beat us....let us get the lead at half.

mootini
11-18-2013, 12:14 PM
Can we throw loser smack? Have we gotten down to this? Jags gonna suck so bad, will make the Texans look like a SB team! Haha

Fred
11-18-2013, 12:20 PM
Can we throw loser smack? Have we gotten down to this? Jags gonna suck so bad, will make the Texans look like a SB team! Haha

Can we borrow some tarps?

mootini
11-18-2013, 12:22 PM
Sure, they will be gone after this year anyway! Stadium getting a major upgrade.


Can we borrow some tarps?

mootini
11-18-2013, 12:32 PM
Even Bill fans are head over heels for our game Sunday! Game of the year! Anticipation is killing me! haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PONK852P6ro

kiwitexansfan
11-18-2013, 12:55 PM
It's sad both our teams offensive MVPs this year are punters.

Lechler vs. Angerer: battle of the titans.

gwallaia
11-18-2013, 01:11 PM
Sure, they will be gone after this year anyway! Stadium getting a major upgrade.

The stadium will be getting new more colorful tarps with the new logo on them. Look forward to seeing them.

TheIronDuke
11-18-2013, 01:14 PM
Sure, they will be gone after this year anyway! Stadium getting a major upgrade.

I heard that Wimberley Stadium got some tarps for their stadium too, are those the upgrades you're talking about for the London Jags?

Rey
11-18-2013, 01:25 PM
If Schaub starts, this will be the first texans game all year I don't watch. I have absolutely 0 interest in seeing a terrible Schaub led team facing a terrible jag team.

This could potentially be the least intriguing match up if the year.

HOU-TEX
11-18-2013, 01:39 PM
It'd be cool if we had a drunk Bob Uecker calling the game. That'd be more entertaining than the product on the field

mootini
11-18-2013, 01:55 PM
Oh the tarp jokes will be over this season, trust me! http://staugustine.com/sports/local-sports/2013-09-22/everbank-field-looks-make-upgrades-attract-bigger-events

mootini
11-18-2013, 01:56 PM
Totally agree! Henne throws down field into the stands, "juuuust a bit outside!"


It'd be cool if we had a drunk Bob Uecker calling the game. That'd be more entertaining than the product on the field

Thorn
11-18-2013, 01:57 PM
The Texans will kick the Jags asses!

Well, maybe they'll actually win if they don't beat themselves.

Then again, the Texans only show up for two quarters a game, if the Jaggies show up for 2 1/2 quarters they would win in a close game.

So I'm feeling kind of weird about this game.

The Jags will kick the Texans asses!

mootini
11-18-2013, 01:58 PM
I have seen enough Anger time in the last 2 years! I need Anger management!


It's sad both our teams offensive MVPs this year are punters.

Lechler vs. Angerer: battle of the titans.

mootini
11-18-2013, 01:59 PM
Haha, The only way the Jags win, if the Texans beat themselves!

This Jags team is worse than the winless Lions, on stats alone!


The Texans will kick the Jags asses!

Well, maybe they'll actually win if they don't beat themselves.

Then again, the Texans only show up for two quarters a game, if the Jaggies show up for 2 1/2 quarters they would win in a close game.

So I'm feeling kind of weird about this game.

The Jags will kick the Texans asses!

mootini
11-18-2013, 02:00 PM
A horrible Schaub is 10x better than Chad Henne and 100x's better than Plain Garbage!


If Schaub starts, this will be the first texans game all year I don't watch. I have absolutely 0 interest in seeing a terrible Schaub led team facing a terrible jag team.

This could potentially be the least intriguing match up if the year.

Thorn
11-18-2013, 02:02 PM
Under normal circumstances I would rag on you guys. But not this year. We have no room whatsoever to rag on anyone. I'm not sure the Texans could run on a troop of girl scouts right now.

mootini
11-18-2013, 02:07 PM
I was very hopeful for the Texans this season! Crazy how you guys fell apart? Damn Colts again in first, so sick of this! Mathmatically, both teams still could make the playoffs! Haha Sad, sad and sadder!

Under normal circumstances I would rag on you guys. But not this year. We have no room whatsoever to rag on anyone. I'm not sure the Texans could run on a troop of girl scouts right now.

mootini
11-18-2013, 02:09 PM
Mojo going run all over that Texan defense at 4.5ft a carry! not yards, feet! Haha :kitten::kitten::kitten:

mootini
11-18-2013, 02:13 PM
BEEF is on the menu Sunday! mooooooooooo!

HOU-TEX
11-18-2013, 02:20 PM
Haha, The only way the Jags win, if the Texans beat themselves!

This Jags team is worse than the winless Lions, on stats alone!

We'll trade you Schaub for Poz. Deal? Deal!

mootini
11-18-2013, 02:25 PM
Haha! Our only real player, nah! How about we just give you Blane Gabber/Plain Garbage!


We'll trade you Schaub for Poz. Deal? Deal!

deucetx
11-18-2013, 02:46 PM
I was very hopeful for the Texans this season! Crazy how you guys fell apart? Damn Colts again in first, so sick of this! Mathmatically, both teams still could make the playoffs! Haha Sad, sad and sadder!

Probably one of the most annoying things. We have years upon years of losing then for two years got to enjoy ourselves. Colts have one freaking season of losing and now are back at the top again. It took them one damn year to get back to what took us years to do. So sad and hysterical at the same time.

TheIronDuke
11-24-2013, 07:38 PM
In your face, we suck worse. See you in 2 weeks and we can settle this once and for all. Better bust out the tarps!