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PapaL
11-17-2013, 12:59 PM
It's the extremes around here. If you say something good about Keenum you're riding his jock. If you say something bad, you're a hater.

He's gonna make good plays AND bad plays. If you can handle that and talk openly about both kindly STFU.

CloakNNNdagger
11-17-2013, 12:59 PM
Announcer on Newton's motion penalty: "Derrick Newton a little quick"........lol.........If he were a little quick, he wouldn't have to cheat...........

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 12:59 PM
Tate is trying to get paid man! Running hard with all those broken ribs? Hardcore.

burro
11-17-2013, 01:00 PM
At home for Christ's sake...:kubepalm:

Tearstain
11-17-2013, 01:00 PM
At least Keenum has been in the system for 2 years. McGloin was changing oil at Jiffy Lube last week.

Lol like it :)

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:00 PM
Oh by the way, I'm playing by YOUR rules. People criticized every single ****ing thing Matt Schaub did even when he didn't deserve the blame. For YEARS. Don't get all pissy when the shoe is on the "other foot." You've made the rules, now you'll live with them.

TexansSeminole
11-17-2013, 01:00 PM
It's the extremes around here. If you say something good about Keenum you're riding his jock. If you say something bad, you're a hater.

He's gonna make good plays AND bad plays. If you can handle that and talk openly about both kindly STFU.

Have to agree. There are always topics that have the highest degree of extremes. This year #1 is Keenum.

CretorFrigg
11-17-2013, 01:01 PM
How the hell does the center false start?

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:01 PM
Most of the criticism here (aside from a few totally anti-Keenum posters) is stuff he legitimately needs to work on. He's a quarterback. Criticism is a part of the job unless you are Aaron Rodgers or
Drew Brees.

I put the lol in there because it's just funny to me.

There just seems to me that there is legit hand wringing over keenums mistakes.

That tickles me.

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 01:01 PM
Harris got burnt on that long pass play, and he just got lucky on the last play because the receiver dropped an easy catch. Just calling it like I see it.

At least he was close enough to try to make a play on the ball. Both are subpar but McCain is just horrible

Bulls on Parade
11-17-2013, 01:02 PM
Tate is trying to get paid man! Running hard with all those broken ribs? Hardcore.
I wish him well next season playing for the Cleveland Browns.

Texian
11-17-2013, 01:02 PM
I believe Kubiak got Lechler out of the hospital in time to infect the whole locker room with the Flu.

CloakNNNdagger
11-17-2013, 01:02 PM
How the hell does the center false start?

Scared ****less..........He's got Wade Smith on one side and Brandon Brooks on the other...........

Lucky
11-17-2013, 01:02 PM
Oh by the way, I'm playing by YOUR rules. People criticized every single ****ing thing Matt Schaub did even when he didn't deserve the blame. For YEARS. Don't get all pissy when the shoe is on the "other foot." You've made the rules, now you'll live with them.
Yes, it's your turn to act the troll.

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:03 PM
I put the lol in there because it's just funny to me.

There just seems to me that there is legit hand wringing over keenums mistakes.

That tickles me.

Well I know you frequent the draft section of the board so these mistakes do influence my mocking on that section of the board. Keenum's play influences whether not we take a QB next year.

burro
11-17-2013, 01:03 PM
Wow...Dennison needs to spend more time on the sideline.

OzzO
11-17-2013, 01:04 PM
Who was that ripping the players on the sideline?

edit: never mind Burro just answered my question /\

GuerillaBlack
11-17-2013, 01:04 PM
think how epic the QB battle between Keenum and top pick would be. team is the one who wins at the end.

Maybe. Can't use two QBs at once.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:04 PM
Emotional coach

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:04 PM
Oh by the way, I'm playing by YOUR rules. People criticized every single ****ing thing Matt Schaub did even when he didn't deserve the blame. For YEARS. Don't get all pissy when the shoe is on the "other foot." You've made the rules, now you'll live with them.


I'm pretty sure all the bitching about Schaub has been justified at this point.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:04 PM
Good for him

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:04 PM
Oh look. Brice McCain was on the field again. Why.

dream_team
11-17-2013, 01:04 PM
I put the lol in there because it's just funny to me.

There just seems to me that there is legit hand wringing over keenums mistakes.

That tickles me.

We're not allowed to jump on Keenum's mistakes just like we quickly jumped on Schaub's mistakes? I don't care who is at QB, I just want a win.

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:05 PM
Maybe. Can't use two QBs at once.

nope, but you can create a market and have a super sub in case of injury until the time is right.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:06 PM
Wish we had a better punt returner

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:06 PM
We're not allowed to jump on Keenum's mistakes just like we quickly jumped on Schaub's mistakes? I don't care who is at QB, I just want a win.

This is the bottom line. And it's not that ****ing hard to understand.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:06 PM
We're not allowed to jump on Keenum's mistakes just like we quickly jumped on Schaub's mistakes? I don't care who is at QB, I just want a win.

Why?

gafftop
11-17-2013, 01:06 PM
Do we go run, run, if you don't complete the pass three and out.

DX-TEX
11-17-2013, 01:06 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/11/17/KeenumTD.gif

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:07 PM
We're not allowed to jump on Keenum's mistakes just like we quickly jumped on Schaub's mistakes? I don't care who is at QB, I just want a win.


You can do whatever you want. I'm just saying it's funny.

Schaub was a multi year vet...yada, yada yada...

Keenum is a first time starter on an udfa contract...yada, yada, yada...

I don't want you guys to stop anything. I enjoy the handwringing. It's funny.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:08 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/11/17/KeenumTD.gif

That's awesomw

GuerillaBlack
11-17-2013, 01:09 PM
nope, but you can create a market and have a super sub in case of injury until the time is right.

Wouldnt do that with the way Keenum is playing. there is no need. Get some line help and getting a qb in the third or fourth is better. Look at that last play....

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:10 PM
Wow just run through our line

CretorFrigg
11-17-2013, 01:10 PM
Damn our line sucks.

TexansSeminole
11-17-2013, 01:10 PM
That was like the worst blocking I have ever seen.

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:10 PM
Bwahahahahahah....i pop in and see the remnants of the Schaub crowd trying to $hit on Keenum for that 1 bad throw and say "see, see, see how you hated on Schaub"! Lol.........yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cause it's totally the same thing lmao.

Even Brady throws a pick now and then, and no, not comapring him to Brady but for fuq's sake, some common sense is needed. No QB is perfect and last I check his stats, Keenum has thrown an ass load of passes and a nice bunch of TD's with up to today 0 picks. Schaub doesn't deserve to hold Keenum's jock strap right now.

Topher
11-17-2013, 01:11 PM
JJ needs to make a play.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:11 PM
Atlanta is trying to move ahead of us. Currently losing to Tampa bay. We will show them!

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:11 PM
That's awesomw

Oh, I'm sure to some that was total $hit and how it's unfair everyone shat on Schaub lol.

Lucky
11-17-2013, 01:12 PM
Wouldnt do that with the way Keenum is playing. there is no need. Get some line help and getting a qb in the third or fourth is better. Look at that last play....
The Texans will need another QB next year, be it a draft choice or FA. Can't go with Keenum alone in 2014. Spending a 1st round pick on a QB? Too early to dismiss the possibility.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:13 PM
Bwahahahahahah....i pop in and see the remnants of the Schaub crowd trying to $hit on Keenum for that 1 bad throw and say "see, see, see how you hated on Schaub"! Lol.........yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cause it's totally the same thing lmao.

Even Brady throws a pick now and then, and no, not comapring him to Brady but for fuq's sake, some common sense is needed. No QB is perfect and last I check his stats, Keenum has thrown an ass load of passes and a nice bunch of TD's with up to today 0 picks. Schaub doesn't deserve to hold Keenum's jock strap right now.


*pats on head*

GOOOOOOOOOD Keenum Cultist. Gooooooooooood.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:13 PM
Wouldnt do that with the way Keenum is playing. there is no need. Get some line help and getting a qb in the third or fourth is better. Look at that last play....

You can't be serious.

JCTexan
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
WTF! an amazing punt return from K-Mart...

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Special teams TD. Extend Marciano!

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Does this mean Coach Joe stays around....

burro
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
I feel like I just saw a unicorn.

Topher
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Omfg a special teams TD! :turtle:

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Well I know you frequent the draft section of the board so these mistakes do influence my mocking on that section of the board. Keenum's play influences whether not we take a QB next year.

For some people sure. Others have already come out and said it doesn't matter how he plays...taking a qb early is a must.

But this was not meant to be a serious thing...i just get this "keenum is killing us" kind of vibe at times and it's funny to me.

OzzO
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Woooo... Martin almost pulled a Jacoby

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Just had a punt return and I didn't even say anything vocally while sitting in my room. *sigh* depressing.

gafftop
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Amazing what adrenalin does.

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Damn Oakland's punter almost caught him lol

TexansSeminole
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
TD about time Martin. Thank you.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
Wow I was wrong he did good as a returner

Austrian
11-17-2013, 01:14 PM
A special teams TD? Wow.

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:15 PM
Bwahahahahahah....i pop in and see the remnants of the Schaub crowd trying to $hit on Keenum for that 1 bad throw and say "see, see, see how you hated on Schaub"! Lol.........yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cause it's totally the same thing lmao.

Even Brady throws a pick now and then, and no, not comapring him to Brady but for fuq's sake, some common sense is needed. No QB is perfect and last I check his stats, Keenum has thrown an ass load of passes and a nice bunch of TD's with up to today 0 picks. Schaub doesn't deserve to hold Keenum's jock strap right now.

Except Keenum is playing to prove that our eventual top 3-5 pick doesn't need to be spent on a QB. He may not be playing in a QB controversy now but he is playing to keep one from happening. I'm not saying he's awful. I'm saying he needs to fix his problem areas or at least show progression and the job will be his one more season at least.

Thorn
11-17-2013, 01:15 PM
Did the special teams just make a TD?

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:15 PM
*pats on head*

GOOOOOOOOOD Keenum Cultist. Gooooooooooood.

From 101 Comebacks by Scholastic?

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:15 PM
it is kinda humorously ironic that some people were not going to waste their afternoons watching this grease fire, and then they furiously return to defend Keenum after his play.

He's a gunslinger, as many times as he'll make you go wow, he'll make you scratch your head. its fun, its enterataining as it should be. If he throws another INT, or god forbid a pick six, what then? Tug of war. How long will it be ok to hide behind the 'he's young' argument? 4 games? 16?


As I type Keyshawn Martin made somebody rich in Vegas. I've never seen that gear on Martin, what the hell?

CretorFrigg
11-17-2013, 01:15 PM
Did the special teams just make a TD?

I hope that wasn't enough to save Marciano's job.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:15 PM
Their punter runs like a sprinter

KA4Texan
11-17-2013, 01:15 PM
Woooo... Martin almost pulled a Jacoby

My thoughts exactly.

PapaL
11-17-2013, 01:16 PM
Am I dreaming?

I swear I just saw Martin return a punt for a TD.

Thorn
11-17-2013, 01:16 PM
I hope that wasn't enough to save Marciano's job.

I was just asking to make sure I wasn't hallucinating

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-17-2013, 01:17 PM
JJ Watt with the sack!

Topher
11-17-2013, 01:17 PM
:swatter:

cstyle42
11-17-2013, 01:17 PM
After Jacoby and Holliday there are still idiots blaming Keyshawn Martin solely for not getting up the field on special team returns?

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:17 PM
I think that this (https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=houston+eye+doctors&ie=UTF-8&ei=-LR3UvjsPMKCiwKpiIGgCA&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg) may help some of the doubters.

This (https://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en&sa=N&tab=lw&ei=VLZ3Uv_9O-uEiwKxroGABg&ved=0CAQQqS4oAQ#hl=en&q=common+sense+training+houston%2C+tx) one is a little more vague but may help.

:tiphat:

Still relevant I guess about Keenum

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:17 PM
Just had a punt return and I didn't even say anything vocally while sitting in my room. *sigh* depressing.

Maybe the next time keenum messes up we'll get a rise out of ya...it's ok.

No need to get all excited about good plays. Save the energy for keenums mistakes.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:17 PM
Watt Watt!

playa465
11-17-2013, 01:17 PM
It's amazing what adrenaline can do.

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:19 PM
it is kinda humorously ironic that some people were not going to waste their afternoons watching this grease fire, and then they furiously return to defend Keenum after his play.

He's a gunslinger, as many times as he'll make you go wow, he'll make you scratch your head. its fun, its enterataining as it should be. If he throws another INT, or god forbid a pick six, what then? Tug of war. How long will it be ok to hide behind the 'he's young' argument? 4 games? 16?


As I type Keyshawn Martin made somebody rich in Vegas. I've never seen that gear on Martin, what the hell?

It's weird....I thought most first year players got close to a whole season which Keenum wouldn't even have since he took over late.

Ah, keep trying though...another swing and miss. We should start Schuab ASAP lol

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:19 PM
I was just asking to make sure I wasn't hallucinating

The fact that there wasn't a block in the black has me convinced I'm on a really good trip right now lol

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:20 PM
Ah, keep trying though...another swing and miss. We should start Schuab ASAP lol

Dude, NOBODY IS SAYING THIS. ****ing STOP.

Learn how to read and understand people's comments. Jesus CHRIST.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:20 PM
If a statue needed to be built to represent what a football player should look like JJ Watt is it

OzzO
11-17-2013, 01:21 PM
Sharpton needs some duct tape for his chin strap

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:21 PM
It's weird....I thought most first year players got close to a whole season which Keenum wouldn't even have since he took over late.

Ah, keep trying though...another swing and miss. We should start Schuab ASAP lol

When have i said start Schaub? LOL Im fine watching Keenum, its fun. Geez, pop another statin and enjoy the game bro.

I think Keenum shotuld earn his job, thats all. If he's that good then he should be able to beat out a snot nosed QB draftee right?

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:21 PM
If a statue needed to be built to represent what a football player should look like JJ Watt is it

We'll build a statue outside Reliant when he retires.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:22 PM
Maybe the next time keenum messes up we'll get a rise out of ya...it's ok.

No need to get all excited about good plays. Save the energy for keenums mistakes.

Haha!

OzzO
11-17-2013, 01:22 PM
No timeouts, on the 20, 2 minutes left. Let's see whatcha got

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:23 PM
Tate is a tough mother ****er!

CloakNNNdagger
11-17-2013, 01:23 PM
I hope no concussion to Tate on that play........his head hit quite hard.

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 01:23 PM
Tate is in pain

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:23 PM
Dude, NOBODY IS SAYING THIS. ****ing STOP.

Learn how to read and understand people's comments. Jesus CHRIST.

I know no one is saying that but it tweaks the fuq out of those who think Keenum fans are saying he is the best QB ever lol.

Also, it's Jesus Christ of Nazareth! Get it right! :whip:

Some here act like Keenum is playing like Brady Quinn. Just don't understand it is all.

:tiphat:

Topher
11-17-2013, 01:23 PM
Tate running like a boss.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:24 PM
Some here act like Keenum is playing like Brady Quinn. Just don't understand it is all.

:tiphat:

Nobody thinks that either. Learn how to ****ing read. It's clear you don't understand a lot of things.

kiwitexansfan
11-17-2013, 01:24 PM
Tate is running so evasively because he really doesn't want to get hit.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:24 PM
Man I thought Tate was going to fumble on that Last run.

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:24 PM
Damn Tate is adding to his resume.

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 01:24 PM
Can we get some love for Tate going here? It's obvious his ribs are KILLING him and he's running very very solid today

CretorFrigg
11-17-2013, 01:24 PM
Tate running like a boss.

Your avatar scares the **** out of me.

EVOLVIST
11-17-2013, 01:25 PM
Dude, NOBODY IS SAYING THIS. ****ing STOP.

Learn how to read and understand people's comments. Jesus CHRIST.

Right? I think most people are saying that Keenum has the tools, but he has to put them all together. Will he? Can he? I don't think anybody can tell right now, both detractors or Kultists...or those that are on the fence, like myself.

burro
11-17-2013, 01:25 PM
Ben Tate is having a pretty good game if anyone cared to notice. lol

TexansSeminole
11-17-2013, 01:25 PM
God, this back and forth debate about posting Keenum's mistakes is downright embarrassing on both sides. It's like a kindergarten recess fight in here.

silvrhand
11-17-2013, 01:25 PM
I do not know why we Tate in there risking injury more when there is no season.

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:26 PM
Nobody thinks that either. Learn how to ****ing read. It's clear you don't understand a lot of things.

Yes, because I clearly have not typed correctly, or shown any reason to believe I can read or function. Haha, you have to stop with the scholastic comebacks brohymn funny as it is.

Except I understand how to rile up you up with simple non aggressive statements lol. :)

OzzO
11-17-2013, 01:26 PM
Man I thought Tate was going to fumble on that Last run.

i was as well, that ball was hanging way out

Topher
11-17-2013, 01:26 PM
Your avatar scares the **** out of me.

The scary part is it's actually me.

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:27 PM
Right? I think most people are saying that Keenum has the tools, but he has to put them all together. Will he? Can he? I don't think anybody can tell right now, both detractors or Kultists...or those that are on the fence, like myself.

"Kultist"
That just sounds scary lol

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:27 PM
Haha!

See that's what I'm talking about. Just good fun.

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:27 PM
Dre 15th all time receptions. time flies man, what a career.

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-17-2013, 01:28 PM
And bulluck is getting nervous

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:28 PM
Yes, because I clearly have not typed correctly, or shown any reason to believe I can read or function. Haha, you have to stop with the scholastic comebacks brohymn funny as it is.

Wash the sand out, it's clearly irritating you.

Well you think people are saying to start Schaub and you also think people think Keenum is playing like Brady Quinn so what other conclusion should I come to?

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
Good ****.

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
Best Kicker EVERRRRR!!!

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
Yay Fat Aggie

texan279
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
HOLY !@#$!!!!! Bullock!!!!! lol

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
Why does this team always seem to throw bombs to the end zone when it's a manageable 3rd down situation?

KA4Texan
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
Did that just happen?

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
Too bad Randy Bullock couldn't make a long field goal in the ****ing Colts game. Season could have been different.

HTown2ATX
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
God, this back and forth debate about posting Keenum's mistakes is downright embarrassing on both sides. It's like a kindergarten recess fight in here.

I wouldn't quite call it a fight. I go easy on those who need it.

I'll stop though.

Have a great day Matrix! I'll miss ya bro ;)

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
HOLY ****! a punt return for a TD, now a 50 yard FG? What is going on today?

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
Keyshawn Martin returns a punt for a TD and Bullock kicks a 51 yd FG. Is this a dream?

OzzO
11-17-2013, 01:29 PM
ST return for TD? Bullock makes a FG?

What is this madness?

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 01:30 PM
They are now distributing winter coats in Hell.

PapaL
11-17-2013, 01:30 PM
I call shenanigans.

51 yard FG.
Punt return for a TD.

SHENANIGANS. I don't believe this.

stonewhite
11-17-2013, 01:30 PM
Damn that would have been in from 60

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-17-2013, 01:30 PM
I think the Ed Reed curse is starting to wear off....Just look at the Jets/Bills game.

Honoring Earl 34
11-17-2013, 01:30 PM
God, this back and forth debate about posting Keenum's mistakes is downright embarrassing on both sides. It's like a kindergarten recess fight in here.

So ... Do you think Case is going to the HOF ? I bet he gets his own insurance commercial with Flo . :spit:

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:31 PM
I wouldn't quite call it a fight. I go easy on those who need it.

I'll stop though.

Have a great day Matrix! I'll miss ya bro ;)


Please, you couldn't hold my ****in' jock. You can PM me later if you need some reading comprehension tutoring.


....back to the game.

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 01:31 PM
Damn that would have been in from 60

Yep, but leg strength hasn't been the question.

deucetx
11-17-2013, 01:32 PM
I do not know why we Tate in there risking injury more when there is no season.

Because you play the game and why wouldn't they? Are they supposed to be saving him for something? He won't even be a Texan next year.

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:32 PM
Damn that would have been in from 60

Randy's got a fat leg, but... accuracy.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:32 PM
Too bad Randy Bullock couldn't make a long field goal in the ****ing Colts game. Season could have been different.

Yeh thanks to that d bag and Martin we are probably going to drop to the tenth pick.

Austrian
11-17-2013, 01:32 PM
Did they just defend a screen?

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:32 PM
Whaaaaaaaat. Brice McCain made a tackle?!

CretorFrigg
11-17-2013, 01:32 PM
I love all the shots of Matt Schaub sulking on the sideline. haha

texan279
11-17-2013, 01:33 PM
So do we come out flat in the second half as usual??

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:33 PM
I think the Ed Reed curse is starting to wear off....Just look at the Jets/Bills game.

Ed Reed curse is officially a thing.

burro
11-17-2013, 01:33 PM
Too bad Randy Bullock couldn't make a long field goal in the ****ing Colts game. Season could have been different.

No kidding.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:33 PM
Yeh thanks to that d bag and Martin we are probably going to drop to the tenth pick.


Yeah, we're in the lead. How horrible.

Thorn
11-17-2013, 01:34 PM
**** the draft pick. I want a goddamned win.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:34 PM
Yikes. The Falcons are worse than we are.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:36 PM
Yeah, we're in the lead. How horrible.

Ya we might win a meaningless game. How AWSOME!

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:36 PM
**** the draft pick. I want a goddamned win.

I do too.

Losing is a disease that is hard to cure.

Losing for draft picks is like getting an illness to lose weight.

JCTexan
11-17-2013, 01:36 PM
So do we come out flat in the second half as usual??

Well, they usually play one good half of football.. So maybe not?

EVOLVIST
11-17-2013, 01:36 PM
I hadn't seen any mention of this amongst all the Keenum chinwagging and stupid fat hobbit, but...

...Sharpton has been all over the field, balling this game, so far. Big props.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:36 PM
AdamWexlerCSN @awexler
#Texans defense forced punts on all 6 #Raiders possessions that didnt start 16 yds from the EZ. Allowed TDs on 2 16yd drives. Hou up 17-14



.....defense doing its' job. Field position matters.

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 01:37 PM
I do too.

Losing is a disease that is hard to cure.

Losing for draft picks is like getting an illness to lose weight.

Unless you're the goddamn colts.
**** that franchise.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:37 PM
Ya we might win a meaningless game. How AWSOME!


Good. The point of the game is to win. You want to lose on purpose? GTFO and start your own "we want to lose!" gamethread.

God, these "tanking!" ****s are ruining my enjoyment of sports. Three of my four teams have these idiot fans clamoring for intentional losses. ****ing ridiculous.

texan279
11-17-2013, 01:38 PM
**** the draft pick. I want a goddamned win.

MSR

Thorn
11-17-2013, 01:39 PM
Good. The point of the game is to win. You want to lose on purpose? GTFO and start your own "we want to lose!" gamethread.



+ rep.

76Texan
11-17-2013, 01:40 PM
God, this back and forth debate about posting Keenum's mistakes is downright embarrassing on both sides. It's like a kindergarten recess fight in here.

I find them entertaining.
I'm having some good laughs. LOL

beerlover
11-17-2013, 01:40 PM
**** the draft pick. I want a goddamned win.

There is no clear cut #1 so nobody wants that pick with associated cost. Plus how would Texans work that under their cap & still extend JJ Watt?

It's still in Texans best interest to win.

EllisUnit
11-17-2013, 01:40 PM
good news is we played a horrible first half, i expect to score 28 on offense in the second half :whip:

KA4Texan
11-17-2013, 01:41 PM
**** the draft pick. I want a goddamned win.

MSR

TexansSeminole
11-17-2013, 01:42 PM
Good. The point of the game is to win. You want to lose on purpose? GTFO and start your own "we want to lose!" gamethread.

God, these "tanking!" ****s are ruining my enjoyment of sports. Three of my four teams have these idiot fans clamoring for intentional losses. ****ing ridiculous.

http://www.picstopin.com/250/chill-out-lemur-/http:%7C%7Ccdn*memegenerator*net%7Cinstances%7C250 x250%7C18270926*jpg/

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:43 PM
good news is we played a horrible first half, i expect to score 28 on offense in the second half :whip:

I hope you're right, but that would be completely against the norm for this team thus far this year, especially with Keenum. Arent we outscored some ridiculous number in the 2nd half of games, 100-6 or something like that.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:44 PM
I made the thread. All losers --------------->

EllisUnit
11-17-2013, 01:46 PM
I made the thread. All losers --------------->

for all u negative wanna lose losers that means GTFO.......please

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 01:46 PM
I hope you're right, but that would be completely against the norm for this team thus far this year, especially with Keenum. Arent we outscored some ridiculous number in the 2nd half of games, 100-6 or something like that.

Of course, it's also against the norm for this team to play two bad halves (except for the Rams game). And lead aside, it played a bad first half. So hopefully the Raiders aren't the Rams, and we'll be OK.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:46 PM
Good. The point of the game is to win. You want to lose on purpose? GTFO and start your own "we want to lose!" gamethread.

God, these "tanking!" ****s are ruining my enjoyment of sports. Three of my four teams have these idiot fans clamoring for intentional losses. ****ing ridiculous.

The point of the season is to Make the playoffs and ultimately get to the Super Bowl and win. That's the big picture. Obviously you aren't capable of seeing past this week.

Honestly I don't think you have a clue how to enjoy sports. All you do is whine like a woman OTR. so why don't you GTFO and start your own thread on how to whine and miserable. You can add a special section that explains how to act like a douche and call people names who don't agree with your POV.

KA4Texan
11-17-2013, 01:47 PM
Never understood the want to lose crowd.

Are you a fan of the team or a fan of the draft pick?

IF we were to make it to the SB any year, would you say "I hope we lose so we get a better pick?"

WolverineFan
11-17-2013, 01:47 PM
Well, they usually play one good half of football.. So maybe not?

We're winning at halftime. We've been leading at halftime in how many games we lost this year?

welsh texan
11-17-2013, 01:48 PM
I made the thread. All losers --------------->

You on rag week or something?

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:50 PM
Yeah, I'm on rag week. Sorry guys.

*changes tampon*


Mussop, you accuse ME of not knowing how to enjoy sports? How the **** can I enjoy sports when losers like YOU are blood-sucking ghouls putting out incessant garbage about rooting against their team for DRAFT PICKS? Why? So they can blow and so you can then blame Kubiak and Rick Smith for making a terrible choice? What's happening is me not being able to enjoy us being in the lead because I have to fight this constant "tank!" garbage even though we're finally playing very well right now. The defense, anyway.

I enjoy sports plenty. I don't enjoy stupidity.

Honoring Earl 34
11-17-2013, 01:50 PM
We're winning at halftime. We've been leading at halftime in how many games we lost this year?

Any good closers in the draft ?

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:50 PM
Never understood the want to lose crowd.

Are you a fan of the team or a fan of the draft pick?

IF we were to make it to the SB any year, would you say "I hope we lose so we get a better pick?"

Is this a serious question? :vincepalm:

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:50 PM
Damn...this is the best game day thread in a long while.

Good **** guys.

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 01:51 PM
Good read by Mercilus, just a little overpursuit.

JCTexan
11-17-2013, 01:51 PM
Good play by Tarpinion.

MojoX
11-17-2013, 01:51 PM
Never understood the want to lose crowd.

Are you a fan of the team or a fan of the draft pick?

IF we were to make it to the SB any year, would you say "I hope we lose so we get a better pick?"

Of course they wouldn't. Sometimes the best thing for the team is to take the short term licking for long term success. Look at the Colts. Tanking in the right season can set a team up for a decade of winning.

Dunno what the 2014 draft looks like, but if the Texans have no hope of making the playoffs for a possible miracle run, they might has well go player development mode and maximize that pick value.

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:51 PM
We should bring tarpinian back to camp next year. Seems solid.

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 01:52 PM
Of course they wouldn't. Sometimes the best thing for the team is to take the short term licking for long term success. Look at the Colts. Tanking in the right season can set a team up for a decade of winning.
Like The Raiders tanking to get JaMarcus Russell? Or the Chargers tanking to get Ryan Leaf?

For most teams not named the Colts, this rarely works.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:52 PM
Why are people like mussop posting in this thread still? Your thread is -----------> bro.

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:53 PM
Tarpinian is Bobby Booshay!

NCTexan
11-17-2013, 01:54 PM
Not watching, but following somewhat on NFL game tracker (stupid group project meetings...)

Tarpinian seems to be doing work. Any comments on him?

KA4Texan
11-17-2013, 01:54 PM
Is this a serious question? :vincepalm:

No, its an exaggerated example to prove a point.

You root so much for a loss, only so that you may or may not win later? It makes no sense.

How many first rounds are busts? Need I point out our very first draft pick?

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-17-2013, 01:54 PM
Yeah, I'm on rag week. Sorry guys.

*changes tampon*


Mussop, you accuse ME of not knowing how to enjoy sports? How the **** can I enjoy sports when losers like YOU are blood-sucking ghouls putting out incessant garbage about rooting against their team for DRAFT PICKS? Why? So they can blow and so you can then blame Kubiak and Rick Smith for making a terrible choice? What's happening is me not being able to enjoy us being in the lead because I have to fight this constant "tank!" garbage even though we're finally playing very well right now. The defense, anyway.

I enjoy sports plenty. I don't enjoy stupidity.




Why even get upset about what some random people on a message board say lol. Step away and enjoy the game. No point getting bent out of shape here.

mussop
11-17-2013, 01:55 PM
Why are people like mussop posting in this thread still? Your thread is -----------> bro.

Good tackle moore

Honoring Earl 34
11-17-2013, 01:55 PM
Of course they wouldn't. Sometimes the best thing for the team is to take the short term licking for long term success. Look at the Colts. Tanking in the right season can set a team up for a decade of winning.

Dunno what the 2014 draft looks like, but if the Texans have no hope of making the playoffs for a possible miracle run, they might has well go player development mode and maximize that pick value.

That's how you satisfy the fan base ... Lose . This ain't fantasy football and you stand to lose a ton in a locker room used to losing .

texan279
11-17-2013, 01:56 PM
Announcers are horrible!

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-17-2013, 01:56 PM
Tate has struggled in pass protection all game.

CloakNNNdagger
11-17-2013, 01:56 PM
How was that not pass interference?

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:57 PM
Not watching, but following somewhat on NFL game tracker (stupid group project meetings...)

Tarpinian seems to be doing work. Any comments on him?

Seems solid.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:57 PM
Why even get upset about what some random people on a message board say lol. Step away and enjoy the game. No point getting bent out of shape here.

Cuz it sucks. I want to discuss the game with fellow Texans fans but a few morons always ruin things. It's the worst. But there's nowhere else to go. This board is the only Texans board with lots of volume.

GuerillaBlack
11-17-2013, 01:57 PM
Why even get upset about what some random people on a message board say lol. Step away and enjoy the game. No point getting bent out of shape here.

Right. It's funny how worked up he gets.

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 01:57 PM
This team is bad enough without having to tank. Top 5 pick.

EllisUnit
11-17-2013, 01:58 PM
How was that not pass interference?

cause refs didnt call it ..........:kitten:

Rey
11-17-2013, 01:59 PM
Cuz it sucks. I want to discuss the game with fellow Texans fans but a few morons always ruin things. It's the worst. But there's nowhere else to go. This board is the only Texans board with lots of volume.

This place actually calms me down.

I get to run my mouth about football and not give a ****.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 01:59 PM
The problem is that Brandon Harris isn't very good either but yet somehow, he's miles better than Brice McCain.

mussop
11-17-2013, 02:00 PM
Yeah, I'm on rag week. Sorry guys.

*changes tampon*

Be sure and get the extra large, super absorbent odor eating ones. You'll need them.

YI don't enjoy stupidity.
Then my suggestion to you is to not read any of your own post.

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 02:00 PM
I take back the good things I was saying about Harris lol

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:00 PM
2nd half starting out like all the other recent second halves. Not good.

WolverineFan
11-17-2013, 02:01 PM
Just find McCain or Harris and go deep. Instant offense.

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 02:01 PM
Damn now they're just picking on him

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:01 PM
Harris burned again. Got lucky it was an overthrow.

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 02:01 PM
better give Harris some help

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 02:01 PM
Be sure and get the extra large, super absorbent odor eating ones. You'll need them.


Then my suggestion to you is to not read any of your own post.

Why ya still postin' in this one bro? There's another thread for people like you.

I'll even post the link for you, bro. Here:

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103029

CretorFrigg
11-17-2013, 02:02 PM
Harris sucks. He's always trailing the WR.

mussop
11-17-2013, 02:02 PM
Harris burned again. Got lucky it was an overthrow.

And Harris waves it off like he was responsible for the incomplete pass.

MojoX
11-17-2013, 02:03 PM
No, its an exaggerated example to prove a point.

You root so much for a loss, only so that you may or may not win later? It makes no sense.

Makes perfect sense if you understand the incentive structure created by the draft. You don't do it just to do it. You do it for a specific target. And you do it if 1-3 wins can be the difference maker between drafting Amobi Okoye or drafting Adrian Peterson. What did those late season 3 wins win the Texans?

Rey
11-17-2013, 02:03 PM
I want Harris to get more time. He needs to get tested. I like him more as a slot corner where he can be more physical, but he needs extended playing time to finally prove he can or can't play. Texans sometimes don't do their guys favors by putting them in favorable situations.

sandmanx
11-17-2013, 02:03 PM
FB burns McCain...lol

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 02:03 PM
LOL ... McCain/Harris/McCain/Harris

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-17-2013, 02:03 PM
McCain, Harris, harris, McCain.

texan279
11-17-2013, 02:03 PM
And the second half implosion begins..........:vincepalm:

mussop
11-17-2013, 02:03 PM
Why ya still postin' in this one bro? There's another thread for people like you.

I'll even post the link for you, bro. Here:

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=103029

Hell yeh that was a strike.

WolverineFan
11-17-2013, 02:04 PM
Harris sucks. He's always trailing the WR.

No anticipation. Watch McCain and Harris, they always wait on the WR and then react to the route. That's why they're always a step behind.

Now watch Joseph. He anticipates the route and sometimes is running it for the WR. He's lost a step recently and is getting beat more, but he has that awareness that Harris and McCain sorely lack.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-17-2013, 02:04 PM
Zero passrush outside of Watt. We might have the worst pair of starting OLBs for a team with a base 3-4 defense.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 02:04 PM
Makes perfect sense if you understand the incentive structure created by the draft. You don't do it just to do it. You do it for a specific target. And you do it if 1-3 wins can be the difference maker between drafting Amobi Okoye or drafting Adrian Peterson. What did those late season 3 wins win the Texans?

They could have drafted Patrick Willis, Marshawn Lynch, or Darelle Revis who went AFTER Amobi Okoye. What's your point?

buffalo2269
11-17-2013, 02:05 PM
Not Watt uh touchdown

mussop
11-17-2013, 02:05 PM
Touchdown!

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 02:05 PM
McGloin for MVP? LOL

TheIronDuke
11-17-2013, 02:05 PM
Great defense Wade.

GuerillaBlack
11-17-2013, 02:05 PM
Texans say "we are tanking"

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:05 PM
Another second half disaster is apparently underway.

TexansSeminole
11-17-2013, 02:06 PM
Retard defense 101.

CloakNNNdagger
11-17-2013, 02:06 PM
I mentioned early this week that Watt had apparently re-injured his elbow. I hope that he has not significantly extended that injury.

EVOLVIST
11-17-2013, 02:06 PM
Where the fuk is AJ Bouye?

Thorn
11-17-2013, 02:06 PM
Well, here we go again. Jesus, this is getting old.

GuerillaBlack
11-17-2013, 02:06 PM
I mentioned early this week that Watt had apparently re-injured his elbow. I hope that he has not significantly extended that injury.

Oh no.

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 02:07 PM
Was waiting for Watt to get hurt too. Perfect. Just. Perfect.

texan279
11-17-2013, 02:07 PM
UGH...............entire coaching staff needs to be in the unemployment line TOMORROW!!!!! :cutthroat:

RTP2110
11-17-2013, 02:07 PM
"there's nothing to read. Just pick your man."

a very telling statement

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
11-17-2013, 02:07 PM
This is Ryan Fitzpatrick the sequel.

TheIronDuke
11-17-2013, 02:07 PM
Where the fuk is AJ Bouye?

IR.

76Texan
11-17-2013, 02:07 PM
Great defense Wade.

That's what "trying to locate the ball" before securing the route does to a defender; putting him in worse position to defend the pass.

cstyle42
11-17-2013, 02:08 PM
Doesn't matter if this good ol boy franchise gets the number one pick. They had that before and screwed it up. Some franchises know how to win. The texans know how to lose.

WolverineFan
11-17-2013, 02:08 PM
Wade's scheme is just awful in the red zone. Everyone knows we're playing man and they exploit it. TE running the seam against an ILB lol. That's a TD 90% of the time.

htowntexans1985
11-17-2013, 02:08 PM
John McClain @ McClain_on_NFL

JJ Watt is running to the locker room.


:gun:

burro
11-17-2013, 02:09 PM
I don't care what draft pick it is...we need a CB. How are we back there just 3 years after 2010?

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:09 PM
Every team gets pumped up playing this team in the second half.

mussop
11-17-2013, 02:09 PM
They could have drafted Patrick Willis, Marshawn Lynch, or Darelle Revis who went AFTER Amobi Okoye. What's your point?

See what your winning meaningless games is good for? Now our franchise player may be hurt. But knowing you you want watt back out there.

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
I dont want to be that guy, but Case does lack some top end speed to get to a corner. He's shifty and mobile, but not necessarily fast.

Spaceboy1
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
We have the worst offensive line in the NFL.

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
Remember two years ago when the Texans had the best O line in the league? Yeah.... that was nice

Rey
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
Where the fuk is AJ Bouye?

IR.

legacy_gt
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
1st and 20 touchdown

cstyle42
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
Kubiak needs to be fired right now...

eriadoc
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
All you really need to know about the Texans is watch the pocket around McGloin when he drops back to pass and watch that around Keenum.

texan279
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
F this garbage already

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
And another three and out. Is this the worst second half team in the history of the NFL?

TheMatrix31
11-17-2013, 02:10 PM
See what your winning meaningless games is good for? Now our franchise player may be hurt. But knowing you you want watt back out there.


What does it matter? Shouldn't you be happy Watt is hurt? Since you wanna lose games and all.

EDIT: Your thread is just a few posts down from this one. It's not that far of a journey. I promise.

cstyle42
11-17-2013, 02:11 PM
We have the worst offensive line in the NFL.

Nope Houston has the worst coaches in the league.

TexansSeminole
11-17-2013, 02:11 PM
Lol @ 79. Was that Harris? Worst blocking attempt I've ever seen.

TheEastwood
11-17-2013, 02:11 PM
See what your winning meaningless games is good for? Now our franchise player may be hurt. But knowing you you want watt back out there.

What do you want them to do? Sit Watt and AJ for the rest of the year?

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 02:12 PM
Here comes the unrelenting 2nd half blitzing. lets see how the offense can respond, I dont want to hear all that 'he's young' or 'its on the coaching' bull**** in these situations anymore, he's seen them before and he needs to do something different. make a play.

Bulls on Parade
11-17-2013, 02:12 PM
All you really need to know about the Texans is watch the pocket around McGloin when he drops back to pass and watch that around Keenum.
It's night and day. Jake Matthews could step in right now and be an awfully huge upgrade for us at right tackle. He can play left tackle also.

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:12 PM
See what your winning meaningless games is good for? Now our franchise player may be hurt. But knowing you you want watt back out there.

You should be thrilled, as it will make 2-14 even more likely.

CloakNNNdagger
11-17-2013, 02:12 PM
Where the fuk is AJ Bouye?

Well, he isn't inactive......

htownfan32
11-17-2013, 02:12 PM
Is there some off switch that gets clicked on our offense at halftime?

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:13 PM
All you have to do to beat the Texans in the second half is keep going after McCain or Harris on offense and blitz every down on defense.

ziggy29
11-17-2013, 02:13 PM
Is there some off switch that gets clicked on our offense at halftime?

No, but the "adjustment" switch is not clicked on, either, while the other coach clicks it on and burns us.

Uncle Rico
11-17-2013, 02:14 PM
Mercilus having a horrible game. Again.

WolverineFan
11-17-2013, 02:14 PM
Is there some off switch that gets clicked on our offense at halftime?

Ed Reed said it last week....we don't make adjustments. The Arizona defenders were saying it to.

Opposing teams play soft defense in the 1st half to see what we are doing. Then they go into halftime and scheme to stop it. We come out with the same stuff. Zero adjustments.

mussop
11-17-2013, 02:15 PM
What does it matter? Shouldn't you be happy Watt is hurt? Since you wanna lose games and all.

EDIT: Your thread is just a few posts down from this one. It's not that far of a journey. I promise.

Though you hated stupidity? If so why keep posting such stupid remarks. And if the thread you keep directing me to is for idiots then it's only fitting you started it. It should be the only place you are allowed to post anymore.

htowntexans1985
11-17-2013, 02:15 PM
Will Grubb @WillGrubbRadio

Ben Tate just went to the locker room
#Texans

Thorn
11-17-2013, 02:15 PM
No, but the "adjustment" switch is not clicked on, either, while the other coach clicks it on and burns us.

The switch must have been installed in the wrong locker room.

mussop
11-17-2013, 02:15 PM
Ed Reed said it last week....we don't make adjustments. The Arizona defenders were saying it to.

Opposing teams play soft defense in the 1st half to see what we are doing. Then they go into halftime and scheme to stop it. We come out with the same stuff. Zero adjustments.

I said this three or four years ago.