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Vinny
11-13-2013, 09:40 AM
This season just hit a new low. A video of a young man masturbating.

HOU-TEX
11-13-2013, 09:43 AM
This season just hit a new low. A video of a young man masturbating.

Umm, what?

Rey
11-13-2013, 09:45 AM
I heard it on the radio. The comments on his Instagram are funny as hell.

Apparently his gf just tweeted that she has his phone and he's in meetings.

Dutchrudder
11-13-2013, 09:45 AM
It's the Kareem Jackson cockfight video all over again.

:vincepalm:

Vinny
11-13-2013, 09:45 AM
Umm, what?his official instagram account had a video of a black man masturbating...no bs.

https://twitter.com/search?q=deAndre%20hopkins&src=typd

kingtexan
11-13-2013, 09:46 AM
I heard it on the radio. The comments on his Instagram are funny as hell.

Apparently his gf just tweeted that she has his phone and he's in meetings.

So "she" was masturbating? Does his girlfriend have an adams apple?

Bearkat Texan
11-13-2013, 09:46 AM
Umm, what?


its been taken down...on his twitter "Instagram was hacked , this is his girlfriend he's in meetings with no phone , have some respect ppl"

htownfan32
11-13-2013, 09:48 AM
Quick excerpt from DeAndre Hopkins scouting report: "Strong hands with above average body control" http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/players/1737078/deandre-hopkins …
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https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/400650237477281793

Puts a new spin on this tweet :kitten:

Vinny
11-13-2013, 09:48 AM
its been taken down...on his twitter "Instagram was hacked , this is his girlfriend he's in meetings with no phone , have some respect ppl"who goes to meetings without their phone? I don't think this was a hacking...more of a whacking.

MightyTExan
11-13-2013, 09:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/MwUfOvC.png

Rey
11-13-2013, 10:00 AM
I don't think he was hacked either. Someone probably just hit the wrong image.

If that's what happened he should just say so and apologize.

Vinny
11-13-2013, 10:01 AM
Hopkins has had weird stuff happen in the past too...

http://thebiglead.com/2013/04/18/trashed-hotel-room-at-the-nfl-combine-the-one-with-poop-urine-all-over-the-place-belonged-to-deandre-hopkins-mark-harrison/

chicagotexan2
11-13-2013, 10:04 AM
And I thought the texans blew thier load after just 2 games.

Deandre hopkums

From catching the pigskin to wanking my foreskin

Hopkins reaching for his pylon

Vinny
11-13-2013, 10:09 AM
I got a screen shot...but I'm not sure I want to post it. Big hands.

DX-TEX
11-13-2013, 10:10 AM
This season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

kingtexan
11-13-2013, 10:11 AM
I got a screen shot...but I'm not sure I want to post it. Big hands.

" I wanna see, I wanna see!"

signed Kerry Rhodes ...

Vinny
11-13-2013, 10:14 AM
Time for the Texans to change their season motto. Houston Texans 2013: The Hilarity Ensues.

Texn4life
11-13-2013, 10:18 AM
At least he's not out having 7 kids with 6 baby mamas. Silver lining?

PapaL
11-13-2013, 10:21 AM
Takes "catching balls" to a whole different level.

eriadoc
11-13-2013, 10:21 AM
this season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

lmao!

Rey
11-13-2013, 10:25 AM
This season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

I posted a thread about that incident a while back.

That's Danny amendola's dad.

phantom17
11-13-2013, 10:25 AM
This season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

Yep! This sums it all up!:vincepalm:

Vinny
11-13-2013, 10:28 AM
" I wanna see, I wanna see!"

signed Kerry Rhodes ...NSFW (http://i.imgur.com/ICOuwsq.png)

Double Barrel
11-13-2013, 10:29 AM
Time for the Texans to change their season motto. Houston Texans 2013: The Hilarity Ensues.

The Texans should play Yakety Sax (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBL5OMeuno) when they introduce players at games for the rest of this season.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4676215/keystone-cops-o.gif

Hervoyel
11-13-2013, 10:33 AM
Dude. Uncle Bob is not going to be amused by this even a little bit. What in the hell is wrong with Hopkins? First that BS at the combine and now he's making videos of himself slapping the monkey?

Does anyone in the Texans organization even try to vet these freaks?

Well, there's a jersey I won't be wearing anytime soon. Sorry about that Darrell. Who knew he was going to turn out to be the Texan in charge of rubbing one out online?

DX-TEX
11-13-2013, 10:35 AM
Dude. Uncle Bob is not going to be amused by this even a little bit. What in the hell is wrong with Hopkins? First that BS at the combine and now he's making videos of himself slapping the monkey?

Does anyone in the Texans organization even try to Incognito these freaks?

Fixed

Rey
11-13-2013, 10:35 AM
Dude. Uncle Bob is not going to be amused by this even a little bit. What in the hell is wrong with Hopkins? First that BS at the combine and now he's making videos of himself slapping the monkey?

Does anyone in the Texans organization even try to vet these freaks?

:spit:

2012Champs
11-13-2013, 10:40 AM
who goes to meetings without their phone? I don't think this was a hacking...more of a whacking.


I could see it where early 20 something make up a lot of the attendees

Say Watt
11-13-2013, 10:40 AM
This season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

Dude, I am literally rolling on the floor laughing. I had never seen that before and immediately went and checked it out on Youtube. That was hysterical!

ObsiWan
11-13-2013, 10:40 AM
who goes to meetings without their phone? I don't think this was a hacking...more of a whacking.

I do. All the time.
I check for phone calls/messages after I get done with the meeting.

Playoffs
11-13-2013, 10:41 AM
PFTCommenter ‏@PFTCommenter
First Kubiak now DeAndre Hopkins...

How many Texans players are going to have mini-strokes this season folks?

TexansSeminole
11-13-2013, 10:42 AM
:vincepalm:

Really??

2012Champs
11-13-2013, 10:44 AM
I do. All the time.
I check for phone calls/messages after I get done with the meeting.


If I'm in one of my locations I don't carry my phone to meetings, if it's offsite I will though but wouldn't check it until there was a break

Vinny
11-13-2013, 10:46 AM
we need all the sunshine pumpers we can get now. Unleash the excuses!!!

Hervoyel
11-13-2013, 10:47 AM
Maybe he's just trying to show the Texans front office how to deal with all that frustration they apparently have with the coaching staff.

djohn2oo8
11-13-2013, 10:48 AM
Someone has to go. I don't care who it is. Someone has to go.

Double Barrel
11-13-2013, 10:49 AM
Well, there's a jersey I won't be wearing anytime soon. Sorry about that Darrell. Who knew he was going to turn out to be the Texan in charge of rubbing one out online?

I want a refund!!

:ohsnap: lol!

Hervoyel
11-13-2013, 10:53 AM
Someone has to go. I don't care who it is. Someone has to go.

The Texans keep up this pace of embarrassing themselves for much longer and I'll volunteer to go. I'll probably have some company too.

This team just takes embarrassing to a whole new level.

TheIronDuke
11-13-2013, 10:53 AM
If we're going to lose anyway I appreciate the team's efforts to at least be entertaining. Well done, guys, well done! Let's see how much crazier this awesome season can be.

HOU-TEX
11-13-2013, 11:02 AM
I don't think it was him cranking one out. Not that this is real proof, but I find it hard to believe he'd crank on it at reliant and post it while still there

Kevin Cooper @kevincooper44
Talked w/@Nukdabomb re: Instagram post. His account was hacked & he DID NOT post the inappropriate video. He will speak after practice.

Brisco_County
11-13-2013, 11:03 AM
This season feels like the football version of the first half of Major League.

Say Watt
11-13-2013, 11:03 AM
we need all the sunshine pumpers we can get now. Unleash the excuses!!!

Just not THAT kind of sunshine pumping...

Rey
11-13-2013, 11:05 AM
I think he or his gf accidentally posted the wrong vid.

djohn2oo8
11-13-2013, 11:05 AM
DeAndre took "super bowl or bust" a little too seriously.

Sigma
11-13-2013, 11:06 AM
I don't think he was hacked either. Someone probably just hit the wrong image.

If that's what happened he should just say so and apologize.

never tried to leave your facebook/twitter/whatever account logged in with your friends around?

next thing you will see is:

OH I'M GAY, I'M SO GAY!!!!!

the choice of words can vary depending on what friends you have

(and ofc if you are actually gay that would be totally different)

Hervoyel
11-13-2013, 11:06 AM
Am I the only one who immediately thinks "Liar" when someone claims their account was hacked?

Vinny
11-13-2013, 11:08 AM
I don't think it was him cranking one out. Not that this is real proof, but I find it hard to believe he'd crank on it at reliant and post it while still there I'm sure his girlfriend posted it. Who hacks an account then deletes the hack in a few moments? She instantly posted a response (within ten mins) saying the fans were being disrespectful for viewing his freaking weiner and not liking it. I don't think most fans will buy the "hack" excuse...but that's all they have to hold on to without admitting it was his GF.

djohn2oo8
11-13-2013, 11:08 AM
Am I the only one who immediately thinks "Liar" when someone claims their account was hacked?

Plus instagram is an app. Would be kinda hard to hack.

Say Watt
11-13-2013, 11:08 AM
Am I the only one who immediately thinks "Liar" when someone claims their account was hacked?

No.

djohn2oo8
11-13-2013, 11:09 AM
I'm sure his girlfriend posted it. Who hacks an account then deletes the hack in a few moments? She instantly posted a response (within ten mins) saying the fans were being disrespectful for viewing his freaking weiner and not liking it. I don't think most fans will buy the "hack" excuse...but that's all they have to hold on to without admitting it was his GF.

Plus who actually hacks an instagram?

Vinny
11-13-2013, 11:09 AM
Am I the only one who immediately thinks "Liar" when someone claims their account was hacked? I don't think any tech savvy fan will buy that crap. Only the excuse a minute sunshine pumpers.

Playoffs
11-13-2013, 11:10 AM
Just saying... http://fishingnetwork.net/forum4/images/smilies/2014_whistling_and_rolling_eyes.gif
Wide Receiver Drop Rate/ProFootballFocus (http://www.profootballfocus.com/) Signature Stat

The Pro Football Focus "Drop Rate" shows who hangs on to catch-able balls most often, the bottom line on the receiving end of the passing game.

.................................................. ..Targets...Catches..Drops....Catchable...Drop Rate
1. Larry Fitzgerald ARZ 67 39 0 39 0.00
1. DeAndre Hopkins HST 59 37 0 37 0.00

HOU-TEX
11-13-2013, 11:10 AM
I'm sure his girlfriend posted it. Who hacks an account then deletes the hack in a few moments? She instantly posted a response (within ten mins) saying the fans were being disrespectful for viewing his freaking weiner and not liking it. I don't think most fans will buy the "hack" excuse...but that's all they have to hold on to without admitting it was his GF.

Yeah, I reckon I can see something like this happening

DBCooper
11-13-2013, 11:12 AM
I got a screen shot...but I'm not sure I want to post it. Big hands.

No kidding, that thumb is huge!

Thorn
11-13-2013, 11:13 AM
Next up on u-tube, the Texan's coaches circle jerk!

This team is starting to remind me of the Oiler days of Ladd Herzog.

IlliniJen
11-13-2013, 11:13 AM
Ah, when will these kids learn to stop taking pics or videos of their junk? It will always end up online. Someway, somehow...the naughty pics find a way.

djohn2oo8
11-13-2013, 11:14 AM
Twitter reactions are pure gold right now.

HoustonFrog
11-13-2013, 11:20 AM
Twitter reactions are pure gold right now.

Yes they are:

Greg McFarlane ‏@gregvegas 42m
DeAndre Hopkins didn't say who hacked into his Instagram account, but that looks like Brittney Griner to me.

Double Barrel
11-13-2013, 11:21 AM
Brett Favre is impressed. VERY impressed.

Vinny
11-13-2013, 11:21 AM
He Took It Out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U

Hervoyel
11-13-2013, 11:29 AM
He Took It Out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7U

msr

TexansSeminole
11-13-2013, 11:32 AM
I think he or his gf accidentally posted the wrong vid.

I doubt it was him considering he was at Reliant. Can you imagine how pissed you would be if your gf accidentally posted this on your account?

Hervoyel
11-13-2013, 11:36 AM
You know we have to name this.

We have to name it and then put it in the Texans Dictionary/Encyclopedia Thread with all the rest of the long, shameful history of this team.

I'm thinking it should be called "(LITERALLY!) Pulling a Nuke"

Or it could go down in Texans history simply as "Taking it Out"

Brisco_County
11-13-2013, 11:46 AM
This is probably the same scenario as the Anthony Weiner incident. Pictures were meant to be privately messaged, they were accidentally posted publically, and immediately followed by claims of a hacking.

DBCooper
11-13-2013, 11:54 AM
This is probably the same scenario as the Anthony Weiner incident. Pictures were meant to be privately messaged, they were accidentally posted publically, and immediately followed by claims of a hacking.

It's a wiener incident all right.

Vance87
11-13-2013, 12:06 PM
NO WONDER he never drops a pass!

Playoffs
11-13-2013, 12:09 PM
It's a wiener incident all right.:hobie:

http://53johnsons.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/vince-young-tweet.jpg

Brisco_County
11-13-2013, 12:39 PM
Ah, when will these kids learn to stop taking pics or videos of their junk? It will always end up online. Someway, somehow...the naughty pics find a way.

Exactly. If it exists in a digital format, it will get out. You shouldn't ever trust anyone.

Bulls on Parade
11-13-2013, 12:56 PM
I don't think it was DeAndre Hopkins. Not that I've seen him hanging around in the Reliant Stadium locker room, but I can only imagine he'd be sporting something a lot larger than what I came across.

Goatcheese
11-13-2013, 12:57 PM
There is sexual content on the internet? WHAT?

MADNESS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKNnwLL991c

Vance87
11-13-2013, 01:08 PM
I don't think it was DeAndre Hopkins. Not that I've seen him hanging around in the Reliant Stadium locker room, but I can only imagine he'd be sporting something a lot larger than what I came across.

http://replygif.net/i/1360.gif

Wolf
11-13-2013, 01:09 PM
I think I heard US rep Anthony Weiner filed to change his last name to hopkins
:joker:

EVOLVIST
11-13-2013, 01:25 PM
I don't think it was DeAndre Hopkins. Not that I've seen him hanging around in the Reliant Stadium locker room, but I can only imagine he'd be sporting something a lot larger than what I came across.

So, what were you really thinking when you typed that?

Dutchrudder
11-13-2013, 01:27 PM
I don't think it was DeAndre Hopkins. Not that I've seen him hanging around in the Reliant Stadium locker room, but I can only imagine he'd be sporting something a lot larger than what I came across.

I'll take your word for it. You sound like you have a lot of experience in this area.

:hobie:

Ghostform
11-13-2013, 01:36 PM
kinda reminded me of this

http://i.imgur.com/mVsmh4T.jpg

dalemurphy
11-13-2013, 01:56 PM
I'm most offended by the racial element... Turns out it was Sean Salisbury, and he dressed himself in black "face". That is not cool!


and Vinny, for another Seinfeld reference- that one has "personality".

HOU-TEX
11-13-2013, 02:01 PM
kinda reminded me of this

http://i.imgur.com/mVsmh4T.jpg

LMAO! I don't remember seeing this one

WolverineFan
11-13-2013, 02:27 PM
Honestly, I think his girlfriend did it on accident. That explains why it was deleted so quickly. I can't imagine him being stupid enough to do that while at the team facility. But I've been wrong before.

IlliniJen
11-13-2013, 02:28 PM
The Internet Law of Junk Exposure Inevitability: If you take a pic/video of your junk or you having the sex, it WILL one day be online.

Vance87
11-13-2013, 02:29 PM
kinda reminded me of this

http://i.imgur.com/mVsmh4T.jpg

Cushing :(

Heath Shuler
11-13-2013, 03:11 PM
quote of the year:

Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronBrianSmith 15m

#Texans' DeAndre Hopkins: "It's not my genitals."

"It's not my genitals."............that is what the season has become

"It's not my genitals."

Playoffs
11-13-2013, 03:31 PM
"My girlfriend saw it and knew right away it wasn't me."

TheIronDuke
11-13-2013, 03:32 PM
quote of the year:



"It's not my genitals."............that is what the season has become

"It's not my genitals."

Much like 2011 was "Next Man Up" this one is "It's not my Genitals."

Vinny
11-13-2013, 03:34 PM
Brian T. Smith ‏@ChronBrianSmith 36m
Hopkins said whole thing is "hilarious." Teammates are making fun of him about it.Glad he thinks its funny. A bunch of kids follow him and the Texans. Its hilarious some kid may wake up to some dude stroking his junk while trying to get to know Texans players better on instagram. It's more sad than hilarious.

bhsman
11-13-2013, 03:42 PM
Glad he thinks its funny. A bunch of kids follow him and the Texans. Its hilarious some kid may wake up to some dude stroking his junk while trying to get to know Texans players better on instagram. It's more sad than hilarious.

If it's something you can't really control, nothing you can really do but laugh.

Hervoyel
11-13-2013, 03:43 PM
Glad he thinks its funny. A bunch of kids follow him and the Texans. Its hilarious some kid may wake up to some dude stroking his junk while trying to get to know Texans players better on instagram. It's more sad than hilarious.

Hopkins is like so many of the fools that play in the NFL these days. He's about 15 years old when it comes to maturity and the real world is something he doesn't spend much time worrying about. As long as he catches the football he can be another rich-idiot man-child who plays video games all day (When he's not jerking off in front of his camera phone)

Guess he's gotta do something for entertainment once he's finished wiping feces all over his hotel room.

TheMatrix31
11-13-2013, 03:45 PM
Whooooooooo cares.

Rey
11-13-2013, 03:52 PM
Hopkins is like so many of the fools that play in the NFL these days. He's about 15 years old when it comes to maturity and the real world is something he doesn't spend much time worrying about. As long as he catches the football he can be another rich-idiot man-child who plays video games all day (When he's not jerking off in front of his camera phone)

Guess he's gotta do something for entertainment once he's finished wiping feces all over his hotel room.

:spit:

Stop it!!!

Vance87
11-13-2013, 04:00 PM
Glad he thinks its funny. A bunch of kids follow him and the Texans. Its hilarious some kid may wake up to some dude stroking his junk while trying to get to know Texans players better on instagram. It's more sad than hilarious.

I'm over being sad. I just wanna laugh again.

2012Champs
11-13-2013, 04:21 PM
Glad he thinks its funny. A bunch of kids follow him and the Texans. Its hilarious some kid may wake up to some dude stroking his junk while trying to get to know Texans players better on instagram. It's more sad than hilarious.


If your kid is on the net and sees something inappropriate that's on you. I'm not sure if you have been on Instagram but just like anything else internet related its wide open

Texn4life
11-13-2013, 04:22 PM
quote of the year:



"It's not my genitals."............that is what the season has become

"It's not my genitals."

The only way it could get worse is if another Texans player spoke out and corroborated that.

"Yeah, shower with the guy every day. Definitely not his junk."

Honoring Earl 34
11-13-2013, 04:23 PM
Hopkins favorite player was Charles Haley . :hobie:

djohn2oo8
11-13-2013, 04:27 PM
If your kid is on the net and sees something inappropriate that's on you. I'm not sure if you have been on Instagram but just like anything else internet related its wide open

So if I post something inappropriate and my boss sees it..who is it on?

2012Champs
11-13-2013, 04:35 PM
So if I post something inappropriate and my boss sees it..who is it on?

What does that have to do with kids?

Vinny
11-13-2013, 04:41 PM
Glad he thinks its funny. A bunch of kids follow him and the Texans. Its hilarious some kid may wake up to some dude stroking his junk while trying to get to know Texans players better on instagram. It's more sad than hilarious.

If your kid is on the net and sees something inappropriate that's on you. I'm not sure if you have been on Instagram but just like anything else internet related its wide open

Thanks for the clarification about the internet being wide open. Point is that you don't expect Texans or Texans employees to have masturbation videos, so I don't know why one would block the team and/or players from their kids....that's why I said it was more sad than funny.

We all know the internet is a box of chocolates, but thanks again for letting me know that it's my fault if other players swing their dicks at our kids again. Hilarious or otherwise.

2012Champs
11-13-2013, 04:46 PM
Thanks for the clarification about the internet being wide open. Point is that you don't expect Texans or Texans employees to have masturbation videos, so I don't know why one would block the team and/or players from their kids....that's why I said it was more sad than funny.

We all know the internet is a box of chocolates, but thanks again for letting me know that it's my fault if other players swing their dicks at our kids again. Hilarious or otherwise.


What your kids see on the internet is your fault or should I say responsibility no matter who creates the content. You could block all players, teams and Instagram still isn't appropriate for said "kids" you are so worried about.

ATXtexanfan
11-13-2013, 05:10 PM
This thread was awesome. All you guys crack me up.

Thorn
11-13-2013, 05:17 PM
Hopkins is like so many of the fools that play in the NFL these days. He's about 15 years old when it comes to maturity and the real world is something he doesn't spend much time worrying about. As long as he catches the football he can be another rich-idiot man-child who plays video games all day (When he's not jerking off in front of his camera phone)

Guess he's gotta do something for entertainment once he's finished wiping feces all over his hotel room.

So, when I retire next summer, and I post a video like this of myself, I wonder what yall will say about me? :D

chicagotexan2
11-13-2013, 05:34 PM
So, when I retire next summer, and I post a video like this of myself, I wonder what yall will say about me? :D


I guess he calls himself Thorn because 'its' the size
Of a thorn?

Thorn
11-13-2013, 05:39 PM
[/B]

I guess he calls himself Thorn because 'its' the size
Of a thorn?

No, I'm just evil, like the in Omen movies. :)

eriadoc
11-13-2013, 05:43 PM
quote of the year:



"It's not my genitals."............that is what the season has become

"It's not my genitals."

One of the radio guys (maybe Seth Payne) said "Yeah, but is it your hand?" LOL

Rey
11-13-2013, 05:43 PM
Thanks for the clarification about the internet being wide open. Point is that you don't expect Texans or Texans employees to have masturbation videos, so I don't know why one would block the team and/or players from their kids....that's why I said it was more sad than funny.

We all know the internet is a box of chocolates, but thanks again for letting me know that it's my fault if other players swing their dicks at our kids again. Hilarious or otherwise.

:spit:

You stop too!

But seriously, you are right. It's like if I send my kid (if I had one) to a math site they got from school. Go to it and some guy is whacking his junk.

I don't believe this was done maliciously by hop, but he's gotta be more careful. And that bull**** hacking excuse is bull****.

"Somebody guessed my password" really?

Thorn
11-13-2013, 05:46 PM
"Somebody guessed my password" really?

you would actually be surprised at how many people really do use birthdates and other easily obtainable information as their passwords.

bckey
11-13-2013, 05:50 PM
This season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

My gut hurts from laughing so hard. Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

Vance87
11-13-2013, 05:59 PM
you would actually be surprised at how many people really do use birthdates and other easily obtainable information as their passwords.

I'm guilty :vincepalm:

Wolf
11-13-2013, 06:08 PM
I heard Kubiak's gameplan password is "it's on me"


But offensive Denny's menu playbook password is "no audible"

Runner
11-13-2013, 06:12 PM
I heard Kubiak's gameplan password is "it's on me"


As long as that's not his response to this dumbass incident.

Uncle Rico
11-13-2013, 06:20 PM
Deandre Hopkins. Game changer. LOL.

Too bad his foot speed doesn't equal his hand speed!

Texian
11-13-2013, 06:20 PM
Eric ‏@BeauxJaxson 4m

I mean, is there really any doubt that Nuk %^&* all over that hotel room at the combine now?

Wolf
11-13-2013, 06:23 PM
Deandre Hopkins. Game changer. LOL.

Too bad his foot speed doesn't equal his hand speed!

I dont even want to hear about scouting report about quick twitch muscle

Or how he runs the out and up

False Start
11-13-2013, 06:33 PM
:backsout:

Playoffs
11-13-2013, 06:41 PM
"Somebody guessed my password" really?

Sounds like b.s., but I bet they could guess his password with not too many tries. So many people short/obvious passwords -- danukbomb, nuk6, nuk10, danukbomb6, danukbomb10, etc.

Having said that, I'm going with it's his peepee & he fat-fingered, errrr, flubbed a text to his girlfriend. Or to VY.

Goatcheese
11-13-2013, 07:06 PM
So, when I retire next summer, and I post a video like this of myself, I wonder what yall will say about me? :D

It must have been cold.

My, what big hands you have (hopefully?).

What is that? You should get that checked.

MightyTExan
11-13-2013, 07:07 PM
As long as that's not his response to this dumbass incident.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-26056-Antonio-Banderas-computer-reac-cWjn.gif

Dishman
11-13-2013, 07:36 PM
you would actually be surprised at how many people really do use birthdates and other easily obtainable information as their passwords.

I recently came across an IT security article noting most passwords are usually "abc123", "password" or some simple derivation like "aabbcc112233" or "password1". And people tend to use the same master password for multiple accounts. :voodoo:

False Start
11-13-2013, 07:49 PM
New D Hop smiley? :

http://69.65.38.239/phpBB3/images/smilies/p_jerkit.gif

:heh:

Honoring Earl 34
11-13-2013, 08:01 PM
Nuk workout .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66wERljMnmU

speedfreek
11-13-2013, 08:01 PM
OMG! Please put this in the smilies list/menu!!!

TJ

http://i.imgur.com/MwUfOvC.png

Texan_Bill
11-13-2013, 08:08 PM
I heard Kubiak's gameplan password is "it's on me"

As long as that's not his response to this dumbass incident.

This exchange is extremely funny to me!

speedfreek
11-13-2013, 08:17 PM
I'm guessing Case will avoid high-fiving this cat after TD passes..

:tiphat:

TJ

ATXtexanfan
11-13-2013, 08:41 PM
This season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

How have I not seen this before, I cant stop looking

gtexan02
11-13-2013, 08:51 PM
Doesn't even need stickum

gtexan02
11-13-2013, 08:54 PM
In response to a DeAndre Hopkins masturbation instagram video:
How have I not seen this before, I cant stop looking

Out of context in this thread, this is the winner.

Brisco_County
11-13-2013, 08:57 PM
This season....

http://www.em-w.com/_images/gif-trainwreck-runawaycar.gif

Metaphorically, that's Schaub driving and jumping off.

Dutchrudder
11-13-2013, 08:58 PM
NSFW (http://i.imgur.com/ICOuwsq.png)

http://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif

htownfan32
11-13-2013, 09:04 PM
Metaphorically, that's Schaub driving and jumping off.

And Keenum is the mobile guy who catches up and rights the vehicle?

Brisco_County
11-13-2013, 09:10 PM
And Keenum is the mobile guy who catches up and rights the vehicle?

Works for me.

Vance87
11-13-2013, 10:13 PM
Metaphorically, that's Schaub driving and jumping off.

:lol:

DBCooper
11-13-2013, 11:43 PM
No, I'm just evil, like the in Omen movies. :)

I always thought it was because you were a little prick!

(Thank you, I'll be here all week)

Dutchrudder
11-14-2013, 10:44 AM
I think this is the longest a dick thread has gone without Trap Star commenting on it. I know we are all waiting for his highly qualified opinion on the subject.

Double Barrel
11-14-2013, 10:48 AM
I'm guessing Case will avoid high-fiving this cat after TD passes.

I will laugh my ass off if Case fist bumps Hopkins after a TD! :D

Hervoyel
11-14-2013, 10:48 AM
Somebody in that locker room needs to purchase a Shake-Weight and leave it in Hopkins locker.

mussop
11-15-2013, 11:46 AM
I don't understand why everyone is is giving Hopkins a hard time. I though he handled himself well! :)

badboy
11-15-2013, 03:44 PM
I don't understand why everyone is is giving Hopkins a hard time. I though he handled himself well! :)

Envy?

TejasTom
11-15-2013, 05:12 PM
I guess we know why Hopkin's so good at one handed catches.

Kimmy
11-15-2013, 06:53 PM
Itsonme2and7

I heard Kubiak's gameplan password is "it's on me"


But offensive Denny's menu playbook password is "no audible"

BeerTastesLikeVictory
11-15-2013, 07:11 PM
Nuks new touchdown celebration

http://i39.tinypic.com/4vpnqq.gif

Hervoyel
11-15-2013, 09:15 PM
He should go with the Leslie Chow Special

http://media1.giphy.com/media/Y0mtjJmuEDR6M/giphy.gif

Naija Texan
11-15-2013, 09:37 PM
Its one of those seasons...

EVOLVIST
12-05-2013, 12:10 AM
Its one of those seasons...

Yeah.

Kubiak had a little stroke and it looks as if that'll get him another year.

Hopkins had a little stroke and everyone's all up in his grill.

Life is unfair.

Excuse me... http://69.65.38.239/phpBB3/images/smilies/p_jerkit.gif

Vance87
12-05-2013, 12:25 AM
Nuk's Best Whole Milkô



http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo45/bringthewonder/animations/btvs/buffy%20summers/20qf6na.gif