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ATXtexanfan
10-13-2013, 03:34 PM
Kubiaks definition has changed lol

Norg
10-13-2013, 05:09 PM
WE have dug deeper into the Crust into the Mantle :kitten:


Next week we will reach the OUter COre LOL

jaayteetx
10-13-2013, 05:12 PM
Just wait till we give the Jags their first dubya.

ATXtexanfan
10-13-2013, 05:15 PM
Just wait till we give the Jags their first dubya.

Oh my. Didnt think of that

DX-TEX
10-13-2013, 05:17 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/rock-bottom-o.gif

:kitten:

Thorn
10-13-2013, 05:17 PM
We are now on par with the Bills and the Raiders. :smiliepalm:

IlliniJen
10-13-2013, 05:23 PM
This is the rock bottom of rock bottom.

jaayteetx
10-13-2013, 05:24 PM
This is the rock bottom of rock bottom.

Not even close.

False Start
10-13-2013, 05:25 PM
:kitten:

We have officially checked into the Smackdown Hotel.

Pollardized
10-13-2013, 05:32 PM
We have officially checked into the Smackdown Hotel.

If you smell, what The Kube, is cooking.......

Thorn
11-24-2013, 09:12 PM
So, what will be our record at the end of the year? The winners get to make faces and say "I told you so" to the losers. For whatever that is worth.

Pantherstang84
11-24-2013, 09:14 PM
2-14

Norg
11-24-2013, 09:16 PM
yeah 2-14 either we tank it out or

we just shock every body by like beating Pats and Denver and INDY but get sweept bye the jags and split with ten

TBO I think Matt schaub will be the starter at some point in this season again I jut got that feeling LOL

Thorn
11-24-2013, 09:17 PM
damn, what happened to my poll? Well hell, just call me Kubiak. :smiliepalm:

Big Lou
11-24-2013, 09:33 PM
1 and 15....... JK









3 and 13

Txn_in_FL
11-24-2013, 09:42 PM
yeah 2-14 either we tank it out or

we just shock every body by like beating Pats and Denver and INDY but get sweept bye the jags and split with ten

TBO I think Matt schaub will be the starter at some point in this season again I jut got that feeling LOL

LOL... thanks. I needed a laugh today.

Thorn
11-24-2013, 09:42 PM
Yeah, I'm going with 3-13 as well.

PapaL
11-24-2013, 09:54 PM
I don't see another win.

Playoffs
11-24-2013, 09:55 PM
2-9, season's over. :truck:

acal21
11-24-2013, 09:57 PM
2 - 14, 3 road games against division opponents and then 2 home games against the patriots and broncos.. if we win another game this season i would be surprised

Corrosion
11-24-2013, 10:16 PM
This team sucks ... That is all. :gun:

JCTexan
11-24-2013, 10:18 PM
I think they could possibly win one remaining game. I don't think it's going to be against New England, Denver or @Indianapolis. If I had to guess it would be Jacksonville on the road. Could we really get swept by Jacksonville this season? :(

mike moffat
11-24-2013, 10:18 PM
Stick a fork in us, we're done.
2 - 14 with a tie during our bye week.

Thorn
11-24-2013, 10:19 PM
I don't see another win.

If we don't somehow manage to beat the Jaggies on Thursday night, you will be right. This team will not beat the Patriots, Broncos, Indy or Titans.

Dutchrudder
11-24-2013, 10:20 PM
2-14 would be nice, but they are gonna win at least one more by accident.

houstonhurricane
11-24-2013, 10:22 PM
4-12. We beat the Jags and Colts.

playa465
11-24-2013, 10:34 PM
5-11

nut
11-24-2013, 10:40 PM
We might beat Denny if they rest everybody for the playoffs and we are teeing it up against the equipment managers and the backup qb's.

DocBar
11-24-2013, 10:40 PM
These DB's took Super Bowl or bust to a whole new level. Gotta be the NFL's biggest busts ever.

3-13 is my best guess.

toronto
11-24-2013, 10:51 PM
4-12

no top pick, sorry. But top 5!

MEGA SWATT
11-24-2013, 10:57 PM
0-16


First two wins were really losses.:jogger:

Marcus
11-24-2013, 10:58 PM
:lol: . . this "poll" isn't working because of what now?

:D

JCTexan
11-24-2013, 11:03 PM
These DB's took Super Bowl or bust to a whole new level. Gotta be the NFL's biggest busts ever.

3-13 is my best guess.

How sad would this be? Texans beat Jacksonville in a couple weeks and finish the season 3-13, get the #2 pick in the draft and miss out on the next great QB (Bridgewater?). :gun:

Norg
11-24-2013, 11:11 PM
LOL we are breakin dem out LOL

http://msn.foxsports.com/content/fsdigital/fscom/buzzer/story/2013/11/24/5-photos-of-really-sad-nfl-fans-during-week-12/jcr:content/articleContent/articleInline/inlinephoto_1/image.adapt.full.high.jpg

leebigeztx
11-24-2013, 11:31 PM
Let case kep train wrecking the season so we can get bridgewater.That's all that matter. They've never beat indy in indy,titans are playing for the playoffs,jags have a new coach trying to save his job. They shouldn't even show for broncos and patriots game. Those games will be brutal!

Pantherstang84
11-24-2013, 11:41 PM
How sad would this be? Texans beat Jacksonville in a couple weeks and finish the season 3-13, get the #2 pick in the draft and miss out on the next great QB (Bridgewater?). :gun:

If you listen to the maroon jock sniffers, the next great QB is that gimmick from Kerrville.

TEXANRED
11-24-2013, 11:50 PM
2-14

srrono
11-25-2013, 12:14 AM
I know its early but I am looking at the chances of HOU getting 1st pick in the 2014 Draft.
Here are the bottom 6 teams with record and remaining schedule.
The asterix are teams with a sub .500 record remaining.
HOU 2-9
NE
@JAG *
IND
DEN
TEN *

JAG 2-9
@CLE *
HOU *
BUF *
TEN *
@IND

ATL 2-9
@BUF *
@GB
WAS *
@SF
CAR

MIN 2-8-1
CHI
@BAL *
PHI
@CIN
DET

TB 3-8
@CAR
BUF *
SF
@RAM *
@NO

WAS 3-7
SF
NYG *
KC
@ATL *
DAL
@NYG *

Tolar's Ghost
11-25-2013, 12:28 AM
If you listen to the maroon jock sniffers, the next great QB is that gimmick from Kerrville.

That's pretty funny.

But I do think he'll be a decent NFL QB.

infantrycak
11-25-2013, 12:53 AM
I know its early but I am looking at the chances of HOU getting 1st pick in the 2014 Draft.

Please look in the college/draft forum for discussions on this.

ensign_lee
11-25-2013, 01:04 AM
3-13. We're going to beat Jacksonville in their house.

...and that may be it.... :kitten:

Norg
11-25-2013, 01:16 AM
3-13. We're going to beat Jacksonville in their house.

...and that may be it.... :kitten:


pff yeah right @JAGS at there house we gonna get blown out over there

BullNation4Life
11-25-2013, 01:16 AM
NE- No fraking chance
Jax - Can't beat them in your own house, no
Den - Hell no, might as well play Schaub in this one
Indy - NEVER have won in Indy, Never... No

2-14, here they come!

VTexan
11-25-2013, 02:06 AM
we'll beat jax in the toilet bowl aka tank for teddyfest2013

Corrosion
11-25-2013, 02:32 AM
we'll beat jax in the toilet bowl aka tank for teddyfest2013

Lord , I hope not. :cool:


Maybe the Jaq's wins another game or two between now and then ....

Uncle Rico
11-25-2013, 07:52 AM
Should be 0-11

Vinny
11-25-2013, 09:47 AM
This is the rock bottom of rock bottom.

Not even close.

you think we are close now?

Errant Hothy
11-25-2013, 09:49 AM
you think we are close now?

Nope. Rock bottom will be when McNair announces that the Kubes will return and we blow next years draft

silvrhand
11-25-2013, 09:49 AM
you think we are close now?

Wait till the gaping hole that's left in Kubiak after the patriots visit..

handswarmer
11-25-2013, 10:06 AM
One step closer to the QBOTF.

Look at the KC Chiefs as a turnaround story- new QB, NEw Hc New GM....new attitude, new record.

TexanBacker93
11-25-2013, 01:14 PM
We are now the football equivalent of Lindsey Lohan.

Maybe Amanda Bynes.

Yay us. :clap:

Double Barrel
11-25-2013, 01:37 PM
Nope. Rock bottom will be when McNair announces that the Kubes will return and we blow next years draft

ugh. At that point, I start watching the Rockets and become an alcoholic.

And I don't even like basketball and have not drank alcohol in many years! :drunk:

kiwitexansfan
11-25-2013, 01:38 PM
Bring back Kubiak, bring back Kubiak, say it with me now....

Hervoyel
11-25-2013, 01:41 PM
We're looking at this all wrong guys. Ever hear the term "Third time pays for all" or "Third time's the charm"? We broke out those "Dues Paid" pictures too soon is all.

Capers was the loser. Kubiak's the .500 coach (give or take), and the next guy is going to be the man to take us to the promised land.

Coach #3 is going to be the guy who gets it done.

Thorn
11-25-2013, 01:43 PM
We're looking at this all wrong guys. Ever hear the term "Third time pays for all" or "Third time's the charm"? We broke out those "Dues Paid" pictures too soon is all.

Capers was the loser. Kubiak's the .500 coach (give or take), and the next guy is going to be the man to take us to the promised land.

Coach #3 is going to be the guy who gets it done.

Does this mean I'll be able to see Houston in a Super Bowl before I die, go to hell, and be forced into a cell with Bud Adams?

Redemption is sweet.

silvrhand
11-25-2013, 03:47 PM
We're looking at this all wrong guys. Ever hear the term "Third time pays for all" or "Third time's the charm"? We broke out those "Dues Paid" pictures too soon is all.

Capers was the loser. Kubiak's the .500 coach (give or take), and the next guy is going to be the man to take us to the promised land.

Coach #3 is going to be the guy who gets it done.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/musclemustangboy/Backgrounds-Fun%20Stuff/CaptainSunshine.jpg

htownfan32
11-25-2013, 03:50 PM
Does this mean I'll be able to see Houston in a Super Bowl before I die, go to hell, and be forced into a cell with Bud Adams?

Redemption is sweet.

Don't drop the soap :kitten:

jaayteetx
11-25-2013, 03:53 PM
you think we are close now?

getting there...

silvrhand
11-25-2013, 03:55 PM
NE- No fraking chance
Jax - Can't beat them in your own house, no
Den - Hell no, might as well play Schaub in this one
Indy - NEVER have won in Indy, Never... No

2-14, here they come!

You know how the texans roll... right?/

NE - we win somehow
JAX - we get embarrassed the next week..
Den - we go ahead big, then after a great game.. Case gets hurt and Matt's back in.
Ind - Matt throws another pick 6, and we get crushed..

1st pick in the draft, Mario Williams #2 (clowney, talented but motor issues)

htownfan32
11-25-2013, 04:03 PM
You know how the texans roll... right?/

NE - we win somehow
JAX - we get embarrassed the next week..
Den - we go ahead big, then after a great game.. Case gets hurt and Matt's back in.
Ind - Matt throws another pick 6, and we get crushed..

1st pick in the draft, Mario Williams #2 (clowney, talented but motor issues)

Nah, I think we don't win a single game here on out. If this actually happened though I think I'd be done.

TD
11-25-2013, 06:46 PM
We're looking at this all wrong guys. Ever hear the term "Third time pays for all" or "Third time's the charm"? We broke out those "Dues Paid" pictures too soon is all.

Capers was the loser. Kubiak's the .500 coach (give or take), and the next guy is going to be the man to take us to the promised land.

Coach #3 is going to be the guy who gets it done.

You just gave me a flashback of "knock on the door, beat on the door,......" you know the rest. Been there done that. :(

I have an uncontrollable urge to hug a Cubs fan.

Vinny
11-26-2013, 10:08 AM
We're looking at this all wrong guys. Ever hear the term "Third time pays for all" or "Third time's the charm"? We broke out those "Dues Paid" pictures too soon is all.

Capers was the loser. Kubiak's the .500 coach (give or take), and the next guy is going to be the man to take us to the promised land.

Coach #3 is going to be the guy who gets it done.

Does this mean I'll be able to see Houston in a Super Bowl before I die, go to hell, and be forced into a cell with Bud Adams?

Redemption is sweet.
let's see...I started following the Oilers around 1971. 44 years later I'm waiting on the first appearance in a Super Bowl for a Houston team. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

TejasTom
11-26-2013, 10:09 AM
Bring back Kubiak, bring back Kubiak, say it with me now....

Reverse psychology?





We are now the football equivalent of Lindsey Lohan.

Maybe Amanda Bynes.

Yay us. :clap:

That's a different way to look at it.

Thorn
11-26-2013, 01:14 PM
ESPN has us ranked 32nd in their power rankings now. LOL

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings

Runner
11-26-2013, 02:15 PM
ESPN has us ranked 32nd in their power rankings now. LOL

http://espn.go.com/nfl/powerrankings

The national press doesn't respect the Texans.

houstonhurricane
11-26-2013, 02:23 PM
The national press doesn't respect the Texans.

Heck, the Texans don't respect the Texans.

IlliniJen
11-26-2013, 02:27 PM
Well, THIS is rock bottom:

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/assets_c/2013/11/1dpostcard-1125-thumb-560x368.jpg

Those are the One Direction lads wearing our Texans jerseys. I don't know who should feel worse...us or them.

htownfan32
11-26-2013, 02:29 PM
Well, THIS is rock bottom:

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/assets_c/2013/11/1dpostcard-1125-thumb-560x368.jpg

Those are the One Direction lads wearing our Texans jerseys. I don't know who should feel worse...us or them.

"Don't shoot the messenger" saved you from neg rep



(j/k lol)

HouSportsWriter
11-26-2013, 02:43 PM
The odds of Kubiak getting the Texans to the super bowl, are the same as me catching Santa on Christmas eve.

YeaLikeRightNow
11-26-2013, 03:19 PM
Rock bottom isn't really the bottom....don't forget there is an abyss just below it.:faildetector:

jaayteetx
11-26-2013, 03:35 PM
The national press doesn't respect the Texans.

What's to respect?

Runner
11-26-2013, 03:40 PM
What's to respect?

I've heard the kids are really working hard.

CretorFrigg
11-26-2013, 03:42 PM
What's to respect?

But...but...we're so talented!

jaayteetx
11-26-2013, 03:43 PM
Well, THIS is rock bottom:

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/assets_c/2013/11/1dpostcard-1125-thumb-560x368.jpg

Those are the One Direction lads wearing our Texans jerseys. I don't know who should feel worse...us or them.

Boy bands still exist? Ugh.

IlliniJen
11-26-2013, 04:44 PM
Boy bands still exist? Ugh.

They always have and always will. The Beatles anyone?

IlliniJen
11-26-2013, 04:45 PM
I've heard the kids are really working hard.

The kids are really battle fighting. We just need to execute for 4 quarters.

Norg
11-26-2013, 05:11 PM
Whats with these music half time shows first vinnila which was decent but man


why don't they just get some good rock bands to play

Thorn
11-26-2013, 05:39 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wSzyLY0TsWU/UGhpvPzxvgI/AAAAAAAAFlk/Mm-5MrgKkEU/s320/funny-pictures-naughty-girl-19.jpeg

Vance87
11-26-2013, 06:03 PM
Heck, the Texans don't respect the Texans.

That's so wishy washy.

Double Barrel
11-26-2013, 06:23 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/musclemustangboy/Backgrounds-Fun%20Stuff/CaptainSunshine.jpg

lol! If you knew Herv in real life, you would find this humorous, too.

Well, THIS is rock bottom:

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/assets_c/2013/11/1dpostcard-1125-thumb-560x368.jpg

Those are the One Direction lads wearing our Texans jerseys. I don't know who should feel worse...us or them.

One positive about getting old is not knowing who are the dooshbags above.

Don't know, don't wanna' know :nolisten: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

drs23
11-26-2013, 07:19 PM
lol! If you knew Herv in real life, you would find this humorous, too.



One positive about getting old is not knowing who are the dooshbags above.

Don't know, don't wanna' know :nolisten: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

Likewise, I'm positive!

MSR, again...

Txn_in_FL
11-26-2013, 07:35 PM
lol! If you knew Herv in real life, you would find this humorous, too.



One positive about getting old is not knowing who are the dooshbags above.

Don't know, don't wanna' know :nolisten: LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

One negative about having two daughters is I do know who those guys are.

Ugh.