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ThaShark316
10-06-2013, 01:01 AM
Bring your hearts to San Francisco

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A decisive and much-needed victory helped the San Francisco 49ers end their recent two-game slide and regain some confidence.

Now, they hope to prevent the Houston Texans from doing the same when the teams meet Sunday night at Candlestick Park.

After being outscored 56-10 in consecutive losses to Seattle and Indianapolis, San Francisco (2-2) looked dominant on both sides of the ball during a 35-11 win at St. Louis on Sept. 26.

After rushing for 142 yards in the first three games, Frank Gore ran for 153 and a touchdown against the Rams. Teammate Anquan Boldin caught five passes for 90 yards and a TD following the same two-game stretch in which he had six receptions for 74.

Colin Kaepernick completed 47.3 percent of his passes while throwing four interceptions, no touchdowns and taking six sacks versus Seattle and Indianapolis. Against the Rams, he went 15 of 23 for 167 yards but threw two TDs without a pick.

"We know the talent we have on this team," Kaepernick said. "We know what we're capable of."

A defensive unit that gave up 356 rushing yards to the Seahawks and Colts held the Rams to 18 even without stars Patrick Willis and Aldon Smith in the lineup.

As Smith remains out indefinitely while attending a rehab facility following his second drunken-driving arrest, it's uncertain if Willis will return from a groin injury. Offensive lineman Joe Staley is expected to play after he injured his leg at St. Louis.

Like the 49ers, Houston (2-2) is a Super Bowl hopeful mired in a mediocre start and looking to avoid a third consecutive defeat.

"We're not where we want to be, but there's a long, long way to go," Texans coach Gary Kubiak said. "We're a very capable football team, but we've got to be a more consistent football team."

After beating San Diego and Tennessee by a combined nine points, the Texans were blown out 30-9 at Baltimore, then blew a 17-point halftime lead in last Sunday's 23-20 overtime loss to Seattle.

That defeat prompted the team to hold a players-only meeting Monday.

"This isn't fun, man. I was sick of it after one loss," said defensive end J.J. Watt, who has recorded all 3 1/2 of his sacks in the last three games.

"We'll get it fixed. Everything that's wrong will be fixed. I can promise that."

Quarterback Matt Schaub needs to show some improvement after throwing six interceptions already - one of which has been returned for a TD in three straight games.

Despite those struggles, Kubiak has no plans to make a change.

"He's our quarterback," he said. "I don't see a lack of confidence. I see poor decision-making situations. It's something he has to handle and something we have to help him handle."

Schaub should remain comfortable relying on running back Arian Foster, who recorded 171 total yards last Sunday after totaling 227 in the first three games.

Houston allowed an average of 91.3 rushing yards through the first three weeks of the season, but yielded 179 to the Seahawks.

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What I want to see:

Stuff the run, make the indecisive Kaepernick...indecisive.

I cannot stress this enough. CK7 can run, but when he is flushed out the pocket, he has a tendency to make mistakes. To get him outside of his comfort zone, we have got to stop their run game. Outside of a 43 yd run, Lynch last week: 16 car, 55 yds. It CAN be done.

Do not hide Schaub

Last thing we need to see is Kube hiding 8 like he's a rookie. I know he's made some mistakes (hell, I've said I'm done with him), but hiding him is a mistake. Allow him to make amends. Let him throw it like nothing has happened. We got no choice here.

Test out the middle of SF's D

Whether it's running the football or passing to the TEs, the middle of the Niner D must be tested. If Patrick Willis is a go, Texans must test him. Running the football...I don't even have to go into that. We'll do that regardless.

FINISH

Last week, that's something our boys did NOT do. So, it's time to make up for it. This game is huge for us, so finishing and playing 60 minutes; any cliche you can come up with, definitely applies here.


Well, folks...our old friend has come; the friend known as "Nationally Televised Game". So, let's do like Hannibal Lecter and have that old friend for dinner. Huge game tonight, folks, so let's do this! Same goals as always; 1-0 every week! So, let's go to 'Frisco, get this W, and get back on the winning track! Haven't done this all year, but we need some extra mojo, so...

LET'S MUTHA****IN' GO, TEXANS!!!!

qqert
10-06-2013, 01:15 AM
lets go matt schaub !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waynegg
10-06-2013, 01:30 AM
lets go matt schaub !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has he decided who he's throwing the 6 point gift to this week?

Bulls on Parade
10-06-2013, 02:14 AM
I'm ready for this thing to kick off.

Going to seem like forever waiting for tonight.

imatexan
10-06-2013, 05:14 AM
Come on Texans, huge game!!!

brakos82
10-06-2013, 06:23 AM
If it's anything like the two blowouts that I watched last night, nothing good will come of this.

TejasTom
10-06-2013, 08:55 AM
I hope Mattilda is wearing her big girl panties.

axman40
10-06-2013, 08:56 AM
It is going to be a long day so pace yourself!Must go slow on the NEWCASTLE WEREWOLF ALE!
:fans::fans::fans::fans:

LEATHERHEAD
10-06-2013, 09:22 AM
Go Texans!!!!!!

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 10:29 AM
My fear is that we are going to see Schaub (as he put it) "cut loose." And with his limitations a given and unchanged, he will be Hell-bent to prove that his foot, arm and brain are not a problem, in turn leading to a concentration of more WTF moments. This would be especially a worrisome scenario if our rushing game falters.

TejasTom
10-06-2013, 10:39 AM
My fear is that we are going to see Schaub (as he put it) "cut loose." And with his limitations a given and unchanged, he will be Hell-bent to prove that his foot, arm and brain are not a problem, in turn leading to a concentration of more WTF moments. This would be especially a worrisome scenario if our rushing game falters.

Way to brighten and already gloomy forecast. Maybe I should just start drinking now...it's a been a few years (or more) since I drank for 12 hours straight.

Goodwrench3
10-06-2013, 10:49 AM
Gooooooooo Texans!

:swatter:
:fans:

Lucky
10-06-2013, 10:54 AM
My fear is that we are going to see Schaub (as he put it) "cut loose." And with his limitations a given and unchanged, he will be Hell-bent to prove that his foot, arm and brain are not a problem, in turn leading to a concentration of more WTF moments. This would be especially a worrisome scenario if our rushing game falters.
I see your point, but I fear the opposite. I can see Schaub so concerned to not make a mistake in this game, that he holds on to the ball too long and allows the offense to stagnate.

This is a WCO, which is designed to get the ball out on time. Use the backs and TEs. 160 yards receiving by backs and TEs in the 1st half. 52 yards in the 2nd half and overtime. And everything doesn't have to be play action. Give Schaub a chance to keep his eyes on the defense. If Schaub must be the QB, at least give him the best chance for success.

jaayteetx
10-06-2013, 11:25 AM
Matt's play has really depressed me lately but I absolutely love it when everyone is picking against the Texans, I see a dubya tonight...or a complete meltdown.

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 11:36 AM
I see your point, but I fear the opposite. I can see Schaub so concerned to not make a mistake in this game, that he holds on to the ball too long and allows the offense to stagnate.

This is a WCO, which is designed to get the ball out on time. Use the backs and TEs. 160 yards receiving by backs and TEs in the 1st half. 52 yards in the 2nd half and overtime. And everything doesn't have to be play action. Give Schaub a chance to keep his eyes on the defense. If Schaub must be the QB, at least give him the best chance for success.

That would be a strange definition for what he calls "let loose." But nothing would surprise me, as Schaub may have the exact same handle on the English language as he does of the QB position.

I'd be somewhat worried of Schaub without a healthy dose of play action (which he has also lost handle on), in that that would leave him very exposed as a statue waiting for a pigeon to crap on him.

ATXtexanfan
10-06-2013, 11:42 AM
I cant convince myself they can pull it off tonight.

TexansBlood
10-06-2013, 11:45 AM
Damn it's gonna be a long day.

I think we get back on track. Foster and Tate with over 200 rushing yrds combined.


27-24 Texans

Tailgate
10-06-2013, 11:53 AM
I cant convince myself they can pull it off tonight.

I'm having a hard time myself, other than the whole any given Sunday.

A win tonight would be so so sweet.

DX-TEX
10-06-2013, 11:59 AM
What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...

It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!

What the f--k happened to the Texans fans I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest game of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get beaten.' Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Kap, he's a dead man! Gore dead! Davis dead!

:koolaid::koolaid::koolaid:

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 12:20 PM
My fear is that we are going to see Schaub (as he put it) "cut loose."

You mean he may try and throw a BOMB over 20 yards? OMG! The humanity ...

Go Texans ... if we win it will be the defensive or running attack game of the year.

dream_team
10-06-2013, 12:41 PM
I'm going to the game with 15 of my friends that are 49er fans. Here's to me being the only happy one driving home from the stadium!

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 12:52 PM
I'm going to the game with 15 of my friends that are 49er fans. Here's to me being the only happy one driving home from the stadium!

..........and, if so, you live to tell about it.............:)

qqert
10-06-2013, 01:00 PM
six days a week i criticize matt schaub and gary kubiak.


buton game day, people, get behind your team.





we are going to waaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!! , ,!!!

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 01:05 PM
Writing real big makes people seem more smarterer ...

TejasTom
10-06-2013, 01:05 PM
Officiating crew: Mike Carey (http://www.football-refs.com/active-refs/mike-carey/)

Flip card: Download (http://media.49ers.com/article_download.cfm?article_id=6282)

Media Guide: Download (http://media.houstontexans.com/images/9057/2012_Game_Releases/2013_Game_Releases/2013_5_Houston.pdf)

Television: NBC (KPRC Ch. 2 locally)
Al Michaels
Cris Collinsworth

Radio: NATIONAL RADIO ON WESTWOOD ONE SPORTS
Kevin Kugler
James Lofton

TEXANS ENGLISH RADIO ON KILT 610-AM and 100.3 FM
Marc Vandermeer
Andre Ware

TEXANS SPANISH RADIO ON UNIVISION AMERICA KLAT 1010 AM
Enrique Vasquez
Jose “JoJo” Padron

bOODRO87
10-06-2013, 01:09 PM
The calm before the storm.. Has there ever been such a magnified regular season game for Schaub like this one? We usually don't thrive in prime time so here is a great opportunity to gain some trust back.

I want some more Hopkins, Posey, and K-Mart. Spread the F'n ball!

And for all that is good in the world, throw past the first down marker!! Its like Kubiak expects our WRs to turn into Reggie Bush during his USC days with these 5 yard throws in front of the sticks.

gafftop
10-06-2013, 01:12 PM
My fear is that we are going to see Schaub (as he put it) "cut loose." And with his limitations a given and unchanged, he will be Hell-bent to prove that his foot, arm and brain are not a problem, in turn leading to a concentration of more WTF moments. This would be especially a worrisome scenario if our rushing game falters.

A definite real possibility if GK calls that kind of game. I could see a couple big hits coming.

TejasTom
10-06-2013, 02:11 PM
PDS @PatDStat
Two games without Reed,11 pass attempts over 20 yards plus, 2 to middle and 3 right of the field. 231.5 passing yards a game. #Texans
about 2 hours ago



PDS @PatDStat
Two games with Reed. 4 pass attempts over 20 yards plus, 0 to middle and 1 to right of the field. 126 passing yards a game. #Texans
about 2 hours ago

NastyNate
10-06-2013, 02:35 PM
Go Texans!!! Whip them 9ers.

Showtime100
10-06-2013, 02:53 PM
I cant convince myself they can pull it off tonight.

Same here, ATX. Let me get one good cheer out before I go, though.


Doooooooot.


That's about all I got today. :D :gamer:

Bulls on Parade
10-06-2013, 03:27 PM
Are the Colts and Titans still losing their games right now? Would be nice if we have a chance to create a three-way tie for first place (3-2) atop the AFC South by the end of the night. We could win the division outright by beating the Colts twice and the Titans again - owning those important tiebreakers.

welsh texan
10-06-2013, 03:33 PM
I'm amped up for this game, first time this year I've been able to watch on telly instead of over a ****ty online stream!!

There's plenty of things which have been shaky up to this point, I just think tonight this team needs to make a statement. Win this today and wan suddenly start getting on with the season and aim to peak come January, lose it and things are beginning to look rather worrisome!

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 03:33 PM
I'm ready to be as negative as the rest of you from kick off to the final 0:00

Bulls on Parade
10-06-2013, 03:58 PM
I'm ready to be as negative as the rest of you from kick off to the final 0:00
No pressure tonight. I'm actually expecting the worst and hoping for the best. Usually I go into every game feeling confident but this way we can only surprise people if we win. I like that underdog mentality.

Tailgate
10-06-2013, 04:20 PM
No pain no gain? I don't want to feel pain anymore. Pretty please can we win tonight?

NastyNate
10-06-2013, 04:24 PM
I'm ready to be as negative as the rest of you from kick off to the final 0:00

Glad you're on board TK!

Showtime100
10-06-2013, 04:29 PM
Nice of the Cowboys to give us a 3-hour break from football before the game tonight. :D

Bulls on Parade
10-06-2013, 04:31 PM
So the Colts won and Titans lost. The Texans just need to win tonight to keep pace in both the division and wild-card race. I don't want to fall two games behind the Colts this early in the AFC South even though we still play them twice. Never winning at Indianapolis before (0-11 all time) does worry me just a little bit.

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 04:32 PM
Nice of the Cowboys to give us a 3-hour break from football before the game tonight. :D

a little comedy show during the intermission. I'm good with that.

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 04:32 PM
The Texans just need to win tonight

:barman:

Malloy
10-06-2013, 04:34 PM
What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...

It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!

What the f--k happened to the Texans fans I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest game of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get beaten.' Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Kap, he's a dead man! Gore dead! Davis dead!

:koolaid::koolaid::koolaid:

You're right. We'll win, cheers y'all!! :)

MistaRed
10-06-2013, 04:46 PM
This is a must win.

Showtime100
10-06-2013, 04:50 PM
a little comedy show during the intermission. I'm good with that.

No kidding..lol.

Btw, the kitchen has sold out of the Schaub sandwich so please make do without.......

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kingtexan
10-06-2013, 04:50 PM
This is a must win.

:barman:

htownfan32
10-06-2013, 05:12 PM
This is a must win.

While this early in the season I hate saying that, we need to win today. Indy is going to take the division if we do not get our asses in gear.

Showtime100
10-06-2013, 05:27 PM
While this early in the season I hate saying that, we need to win today. Indy is going to take the division if we do not get our asses in gear.

I certainly can't fault your sentiment.

I don't know, I've always thought they are all must-wins unless you have home field wrapped up. Last season was nothing, if not a reminder of that.

Maybe it's the Houston fan in me, don't know. I remember an Oiler team that went 10-4 and never saw the playoffs unless they bought a ticket.

HJam72
10-06-2013, 05:33 PM
I certainly can't fault your sentiment.

I don't know, I've always thought they are all must-wins unless you have home field wrapped up. Last season was nothing, if not a reminder of that.

Maybe it's the Houston fan in me, don't know. I remember an Oiler team that went 10-4 and never saw the playoffs unless they bought a ticket.

Well, them numbskulls shoulda played them last 2 games. :mcnugget: :jk:

Sigma
10-06-2013, 06:53 PM
What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...

It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!

What the f--k happened to the Texans fans I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest game of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. 'Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get beaten.' Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Kap, he's a dead man! Gore dead! Davis dead!

:koolaid::koolaid::koolaid:

If I recall correctly it was the japanese not the germans :)

I hope they can get on track and start being more dominant!

(I mean the Texans, not the germans :shades:)

TejasTom
10-06-2013, 07:03 PM
If I recall correctly it was the japanese not the germans :)



Happens every time.

Winner of the "I didn't get the Animal House reference award"!

Austrian
10-06-2013, 07:04 PM
If I recall correctly it was the japanese not the germans :)

I hope they can get on track and start being more dominant!

(I mean the Texans, not the germans :shades:)

That whole German bombed Pearl Harbor thing is a movie reference. The movie is Animal House.

burro
10-06-2013, 07:07 PM
I hate prime time games, a) because it means waiting longer and b) because bad things happen. Like those ketchup bottle unis. Hideous.

Either way, really pumped for this game. I'm thinking Schaub comes out ready and the defense man handles Kap.

31-17 Houston!

:koolaid:

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 07:09 PM
Mark Berman
@ MarkBermanFox26

Texans inactives: QB Case Keenum, WR
Lestar Jean, ILB Tim Dobbins, OT Andrew
Gardner, G Brandon Brooks, DE Sam
Montgomery, DE Tim Jamison

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 07:11 PM
mark berman
@ markbermanfox26

texans inactives: Qb case keenum,

damnit!

TheMatrix31
10-06-2013, 07:18 PM
I'll be relegating SNF to my computer stream tonight, as Game 3 of Braves/Dodgers takes precedence.

**** the schedulemakers, man.

Sigma
10-06-2013, 07:20 PM
That whole German bombed Pearl Harbor thing is a movie reference. The movie is Animal House.

yeah, my fault... never saw that movie... everybody is always telling me to watch it... I guess I should :D

In my defense cowboys are winning with the broncos so I was kinda shocked for that ;P

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 07:26 PM
I want to point out, that we haven't gone below .500 since 2010.

In 2011, we came close, being 3-3 going against Tennessee in week 7. Many of us thought we would lose that game, it being on the road, and since the Titans had been better than many of us thought. We ended up crushing them 41-7.

Let's hope for a similar victory tonight.

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 07:43 PM
Happens every time.

Winner of the "I didn't get the Animal House reference award"!

We need an Animal House smilie


:toropalm:

Pantherstang84
10-06-2013, 07:44 PM
Feeling very Eeyorieish about this game. Therefore I will be keeping the posting to a minimum.

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 07:46 PM
I want to point out, that we haven't gone below .500 since 2010.


"Don't let good enough be good enough."
~Bill Parcels


Fire Kubiak, Fire Schaub.

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 07:46 PM
Feeling very Eeyorieish about this game. Therefore I will be keeping the posting to a minimum.

No! Don't feel like Matt looks/acts ...

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 07:47 PM
"Don't let good enough be good enough."
~Bill Parcels


Fire Kubiak, Fire Schaub.

Fire Toro too!

Showtime100
10-06-2013, 07:53 PM
Fire Toro too!

Oh no, not Toro. He's the only one that has the right name. :D

Bulls on Parade
10-06-2013, 08:08 PM
It's time to win and earn a big road win on primetime TV!

:swatter: :kingkong:

htownfan32
10-06-2013, 08:14 PM
I'm nervous as hell. A great first drive would do a lot to put my fears to rest.

LonerATO
10-06-2013, 08:14 PM
I hope this team "gets up" for this primetime game tonight.

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:15 PM
I'm nervous as hell. A great first drive would do a lot to put my fears to rest.

I'll be nervous up until we have more points that them at the end of the 4th quarter.

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:18 PM
We better Fing win, i dont like having bad mondays, and dont feel like having 3 in a row for sure.

Tahoegirl
10-06-2013, 08:19 PM
Niner fan here.. Just coming over to wish you guys good luck. Here's to a good game and no injuries, and may the best team win..

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
10-06-2013, 08:22 PM
Marry me, Carrie Underwood.

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:22 PM
Mannnn JJ looks like he's about to bust a cap open

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:22 PM
Niner fan here.. Just coming over to wish you guys good luck. Here's to a good game and no injuries, and may the best team win..

Thnx you too, good to see kind words before all texans fans grow fangs in this thread and tear eachother apart.

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 08:24 PM
Niner fan here.. Just coming over to wish you guys good luck. Here's to a good game and no injuries, and may the best team win..

Welcome.... good luck....



Now Shaddup.

:kitten:

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:24 PM
Anyone else notice we are 0-2 with ed reed starting :toropalm:

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:26 PM
Anyone else notice we are 0-2 with ed reed starting :toropalm:

It wasn't Ed Reed throwing that pick 6 last week.....:cutthroat:

htownfan32
10-06-2013, 08:26 PM
Anyone else notice we are 0-2 with ed reed starting :toropalm:

hush :D

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:27 PM
It wasn't Ed Reed throwing that pick 6 last week.....:cutthroat:

didnt say it was, just an observation.

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:29 PM
This is sad half the personel/players on the field dont know the national anthem :kitten:

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:29 PM
didnt say it was, just an observation.

I know. Just giving you a hard time.

I thought that to myself earlier this week as well.

Nawzer
10-06-2013, 08:29 PM
Matt Schaub sucks. I don't like his national anthem pose.

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:30 PM
Guys!!! Shuan Brown is back!!

Championship

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 08:30 PM
Nnamdi's a nickle back.... must be nice.

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:31 PM
Guys!!! Shuan Brown is back!!

Championship

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love SB :kitten:

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:31 PM
Martin should have kneeled it there

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 08:31 PM
We must lead the league in winning the toss.

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:32 PM
Is martin really the best option at KR ?

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
Bringing both Tate and Foster out?

That's interesting.

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
This is sad half the personel/players on the field dont know the national anthem :kitten:

......and Schaub doesn't know where his heart is.

htownfan32
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
Start Yates.

rmartin65
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
No freaking way

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
Bench schaub. Are you ****ing kidding me

sandmanx
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
Lol....Swab.

aussie_texan
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
you gotta be kidding me

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
WTF, where is CASE ????

LonerATO
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
Wow!

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:33 PM
pick six

playa465
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
GTFO!!! This has got to be a bad dream!!

OzzO
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
4 FN games in a ROW.... what's it gonna take?

macho grande
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
Lolllllllll

gwallaia
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
Bench Schaub now.

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
Bench him


Just ****ing bench him.

Nobody in history has ever thrown 4 straight pick 6's

Nawzer
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
Well at least it's early this game.

LonerATO
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
At least we get the ball right back. :toropalm:

gafftop
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
I think SF shuts down our rushing game and dares MS to beat them. Short throws require a lot of plays to score a TD. Many chances for tipped passes, bad passes, misreads, etc.. Matt gets sacked or throws ball away a combined 10 times or more. Unless we get some cheap scores by multiple TO's I don't see us winning.

Here's hoping though. Go Texans.

TdotTexas2Step
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
What's left of Schaub's supporters....

steelbtexan
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
LOL

Austrian
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
Look he's not tied anymore. Lol. He sucks big time.

Dishman
10-06-2013, 08:34 PM
pick six
HISTORY! :toropalm:

stonewhite
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
He had all week to think about all the **** people said and he can't even remember that on the first drive of the game.

Mr teX
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
There it is...

WolverineFan
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
What is it going to take to get this moron off the field?

I'm dead serious, what does he have to do to get benched?

eriadoc
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
I am honestly just laughing my ass off right now. WTF else can you do? We have a joke at QB. May as well laugh at the joke.

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
Atleast its becoming so much of a norm i'm not even mad :rake:

TexansLucky13
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
At least he knocked it out early

ArlingtonTexan
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
:facepalm::hankpalm::wadepalm::kubepalm::toropalm: :vincepalm:

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
Exactly how I saw "cutting it loose" was going to work out.

Roadtrip635
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
At least he got it out of the way quickly today, instead of waiting until the game was on the line......


:toropalm:

TejasTom
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
Matt Schaub First place all-time pick sixes in a row.

Doppelganger
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
Matt Schaubhas made history.... First QB to ever throw a pick 6 in 4 straight games...

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
Fate.

I love it.

If that doesn't wake you up.... God DAAnnmm I'm up now.

gwallaia
10-06-2013, 08:35 PM
Hopefully Yates will light a spark for this team.

gafftop
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
**** on wrong channel.

TexansSeminole
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
Atta boy Schaub. Do you.

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
bench that idiot

macho grande
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
What is it going to take to get this moron off the field?

I'm dead serious, what does he have to do to get benched?
Hopefully 4 pick sixes

Pantherstang84
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
This is like a cartoon now. Doink!

waynegg
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
Has he decided who he's throwing the 6 point gift to this week?

Well... That didn't take long. Maybe that's the strategy this week. Get the obligatory pick six out of the way so you know how deep the hole is you have to climb out of...

Nice how Schaub tried to even make a play on his "receiver" instead of just schaubing <sarcasm>

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
Time for the letterman jackets to come back out...........or maybe another meeting.:kitten:

2012Champs
10-06-2013, 08:36 PM
Well I can't say much but I didn't think that would happen

HouTx11
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
All I can do is laugh, this team deserves better than this!

RTP2110
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
Pick 6 on another short throw, being too conservative is making this team predictable.

Mr teX
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
Gotta sit him....and run something thats gonna stretch the field...

gwallaia
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
Why does Schaub have his helmet on?

aussie_texan
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
Bench him


Just ****ing bench him.

Nobody in history has ever thrown 4 straight pick 6's

pretty much make it 5, that pick in the chargers game went for a TD the next play

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
HISTORY! :toropalm:

Atleast his name will be in the history books for sure now.

A time to chill
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
Hopefully, Matt can push that from his mind.

steds
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
All you can do is laugh

mussop
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
I honestly started laughing. What else can you do?

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
Yeh.........his team mates have confidence in him.

chicagotexan2
10-06-2013, 08:37 PM
I am honestly just laughing my ass off right now. WTF else can you do? We have a joke at QB. May as well laugh at the joke.

My god he just out carred David Carr.

Paging Matt Schaub apologist?

Crickets.

IlliniJen
10-06-2013, 08:38 PM
Just put Schaub on the bus back to the airport now please.

OzzO
10-06-2013, 08:38 PM
At least he knocked it out early

Premature sixulation?

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:38 PM
i eel like we have a rookie QB and that limits our play book, thats how Kubiak came out on our second posession

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
The fact that he is even back in the game should cost Gary and Rick their jobs.

Wolf6151
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
Absolutely unbelievable

BullNation4Life
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
"Hey Matty Pick 6, you just set a NFL record for most consecutive interceptions returned for touchdowns...

Where are you gonna go?


Matty Pick 6 - "I'M GOING TO..."

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gag.gif

MEGA SWATT
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
TV is off!






















































ok, not really BUT we need Keenum and a new coach.

A time to chill
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
Looks like Kubes is scared to call many pass plays. Trying to protect his man Schaub from more embarrassment.

Fred
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
Look he's not tied anymore. Lol. He sucks big time.

HISTORY! :

:facepalm::hankpalm::wadepalm::kubepalm::toropalm: :vincepalm:

ALL TIME RECORD!!!!! WOO HOO!!! Eat Matt's dust, P. Manning and Elway!

And we are winning on time of possession!

BeerTastesLikeVictory
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
If it gets any worse, I'm just going to watch Breaking Bad.....oh wait, dammit

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
Why do I find myself rooting for schaub to fail now?

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
That pick six was thrown off Matt's front foot, don't let anyone tell you different. They'll replay it again, watch Matt, very good rotation through the hips, good push off the back foot.

PhilpW
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
Kubiak put him in a bad position. QUARTERBACK.

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:39 PM
This is playing out just like I said I feared.......the running game not working out........and the games goes into Schaub's hands.

SCOTTexans
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
I honestly started laughing. What else can you do?

Yeah that's all I can do...

waynegg
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
All you can do is laugh

Or cry...

gwallaia
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
As a season ticket holder from the very beginning, I demand that Matt Schaub be kicked off my team.

chicagotexan2
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
Let me be the first to give Matt schmuck credit. After effing up last weeks game with a pick six he said he wouldn't change. Way to stick to your guns you lousy a$$ joke of a QB.

gafftop
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
The fact that he is even back in the game should cost Gary and Rick their jobs.

I agree with this. I have always said MS IS MS. He can't change that.
Kubiak/Smith are the ones that have to do something.

Textan
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
Predictable play calling + Schaub = disaster.:toropalm:

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
This is playing out just like I said I feared.......the running game not working out........and the games goes into Schaub's hands.

What game? It is already over ...

Doppelganger
10-06-2013, 08:40 PM
Matt Schaubhas made history.... First QB to ever throw a pick 6 in 4 straight games...

For those keeping track he has now thrown at least 1 interception in each of the last 8 games ( last 2 of regular season, 2 playoffs, and this year). Over those 11 games he has thrown 11 ints and 10 tds...

htownfan32
10-06-2013, 08:41 PM
Lol that incomplete pass was the fastest ball to ever come out of Schaub's hands

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:42 PM
As a season ticket holder from the very beginning, I demand that Matt Schaub be kicked off my team.

Let me know how that works out for ya

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
10-06-2013, 08:42 PM
There we go Arian.

Nawzer
10-06-2013, 08:42 PM
That pick six was thrown off Matt's front foot, don't let anyone tell you different. They'll replay it again, watch Matt, very good rotation through the hips, good push off the back foot.

At the Manning Academy you learn how to throw TD passes and at the Schaub Academy of Passing Excellence you learn how to throw precision interceptions.

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 08:42 PM
That was an audible

kingtexan
10-06-2013, 08:43 PM
At the Manning Academy you learn how to throw TD passes and at the Schaub Academy of Passing Excellence you learn how to throw precision interceptions.

Matt has perfected the art ...

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:43 PM
The most frustrating part is this team is good! Foster is running better, best WR corp, defense has been good. The worst part of this team is QB.


Too bad QB is the most important position on the field!

Rey
10-06-2013, 08:43 PM
Let's go Schaub.

Dishman
10-06-2013, 08:44 PM
Fire OD!

LonerATO
10-06-2013, 08:44 PM
Nothing like 3rd-16.

Fred
10-06-2013, 08:44 PM
bench that idiot

Overhead on the sideline:
"Are you going to bench me Coach K?"
"No, I'm leaving you in because you owe me MF."
"Uh, I'm MS."
"Not any more, you're MF now."

steds
10-06-2013, 08:44 PM
FFS Daniels

Rey
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Can't afford mistakes with this qb guys. We need perfect from everyone else.

chicagotexan2
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Let's go Schaub.

Yes go and don't turn back

MightyTExan
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
All I can do is laugh, this team deserves better than this!

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/charlton-heston-laughing-gif.gif

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Matty Pick 6, Houston FG offense kinda goes hand in hand

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Screen to tate on 3rd & 16? Freaking Tate??

waynegg
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
45 yards? No!!!! Punt it!

Dishman
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
This team ...

htownfan32
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Gettin' real tired of Bullock's ****.

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Can we end this Bullock experiment now. Dude is a bum.

steelbtexan
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Fat Randy

LOL

Ghostform
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
Bullock and Schaub must be cousins

thunderkyss
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
We're being tested.

Texans... stand by your team.

TheIronDuke
10-06-2013, 08:45 PM
F'ing fat aggy.

steds
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
So... this is going well

MEGA SWATT
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
R u kidding me. WTF?

Fred
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
That MF Schaub missed the field goal.

OzzO
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Wait, we can't settle for FG's either?

waynegg
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
Dammit! Sometimes I really hate to be right!

macho grande
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
45 yards? No!!!! Punt it!

Sigh

RTP2110
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
Kubiak's QB and Kubiak's kicker are killing us....STILL

Naiirb
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
....and we spent a 5th round pick on this kicker.

Austrian
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
And he shanks it. That was obvious.

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
The meeting doesn't seem to have helped anyone so far.

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
Can we send fat bullock and schaub on a cruise to the Bermuda triangle?

eriadoc
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
Three people have failed this team more than most this season, and they're coming through in fine style tonight. Schaub for doing what he does, Bullock for doing what he does, and Kubiak for continuing to put them in position to do what they do.

Textan
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
That team meeting helped with discipline. Third and one became 3rd and 16.
Missed field goal, again, awesome.

WolverineFan
10-06-2013, 08:46 PM
Since it's national TV, I'm waiting for this to snowball.

LonerATO
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
Didn't Marciano vouch for Randy?

MEGA SWATT
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
Our team is now the JOKE of the AFC. It's not the Jags, it's the Texans.:toropalm:

Lurvinator11
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
Oh. I forgot to mention our kicker.

LikeMike
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
That's our season in a nutshell so far - stupid QB mistakes, bad kicking and penalties. Man, this season sucks, it is no fun whatsoever to watch this team right now.

SchaubApologist
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
Schaub, Daniels, and Bullock.... GREAT JOB!!!!

Wolf6151
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
Hey uncle Bob, it's time to step up.

burro
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
The prime time curse continues...:kubepalm:

waynegg
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
We're being tested.

Texans... stand by your team.

If I. An be with them at 2 and for the season, I'll weather this too! But this s#!t is ridiculous!

2012Champs
10-06-2013, 08:47 PM
As bad as it sounds put the offense into the hurry up next time they get the ball. 5-7 yard passes + a run here and there

A time to chill
10-06-2013, 08:48 PM
I really hope this is the last season we have Kubiak as head coach.

Stemp
10-06-2013, 08:48 PM
Our team is now the JOKE of the AFC. It's not the Jags, it's the Texans.:toropalm:

:overreact:

Uncle Rico
10-06-2013, 08:48 PM
LOL everyone ignored what Schaub was saying when he came off the field.

Randy Bullock sucks.

nut
10-06-2013, 08:48 PM
kubiak's aggy thing is getting really old

Porky
10-06-2013, 08:48 PM
The Matt Schaub fan club has assembled to watch the game -

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ACaDF0kiT5I/TMCwwJujkJI/AAAAAAAAAw4/L2fawpJkYTg/s1600/crickets.jpg

MEGA SWATT
10-06-2013, 08:49 PM
Our team is now the JOKE of the AFC. It's not the Jags, it's the Texans.:toropalm:

I agree.

bash
10-06-2013, 08:49 PM
pros: defense, wade, wr core, te (for most part), rb

cons: hc, sp c, kicker, qb

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 08:50 PM
23-6 halftime score.

MEGA SWATT
10-06-2013, 08:50 PM
:overreact:

No way bro.

waynegg
10-06-2013, 08:51 PM
LOL everyone ignored what Schaub was saying when he came off the field.

Randy Bullock sucks.

What did he say? Missed it.

chicagotexan2
10-06-2013, 08:52 PM
If this is what it takes to move on from this bumb then that's the silver lining ill look for

aussie_texan
10-06-2013, 08:52 PM
antonio smith the shaolin temple

i laughed. at least he brought a smile to my face during this game

buffalo2269
10-06-2013, 08:52 PM
No reason a professional kicker should miss as many field goals as our kicker does:toropalm::toropalm:

macho grande
10-06-2013, 08:52 PM
This is embarrassing

TexansSeminole
10-06-2013, 08:53 PM
Niners running a bunch of crossing routes. Shocking.

WolverineFan
10-06-2013, 08:53 PM
3rd downs man. It's just pitiful.

gafftop
10-06-2013, 08:53 PM
Feel sorry for the D.

OzzO
10-06-2013, 08:53 PM
Wonder if Watt can do that to Schaub on the sideline.... just for fun.

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:53 PM
As many pick 6s as we have given up i think we deserve to get one ourselfs

Pantherstang84
10-06-2013, 08:53 PM
What did he say? Missed it.

The point was no one on the sideline was paying a attention to what he said when he was talking.

LonerATO
10-06-2013, 08:53 PM
antonio smith the shaolin temple

i laughed. at least he brought a smile to my face during this game

It brought a smile to my face as well.

SAMURAITEXAN
10-06-2013, 08:54 PM
Go Texans!!!

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 08:54 PM
Schaub has lost the team.

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:54 PM
really i was wondering why our guys were playing so far back....

devo-x
10-06-2013, 08:55 PM
Why can't our Defense intercept the other team's QB?

TexansSeminole
10-06-2013, 08:55 PM
Out routes and crossing routes against man coverage. Easy money.

SAMURAITEXAN
10-06-2013, 08:55 PM
Damn

htowntexans1985
10-06-2013, 08:55 PM
Quick, someone hide Schaub's helmet!!!!

STEEL BLUE TEXANS
10-06-2013, 08:55 PM
What a terrible start. Now we have to rely on Schaub to bring us back.

Mr teX
10-06-2013, 08:56 PM
If this is what it takes to move on from this bumb then that's the silver lining ill look for

....u hate to throw away a season...But this has been my feelings all along

macho grande
10-06-2013, 08:56 PM
Why can't our Defense intercept the other team's QB?

Because schaub isn't their qb

EllisUnit
10-06-2013, 08:56 PM
Well i might get more sleep tonight than i thought :kitten:

htownfan32
10-06-2013, 08:56 PM
Out routes and crossing routes against man coverage. Easy money.

And Wade is going to miss all the blame for this, because everyone is so focused on blaming Schaub and Kubes.

SAMURAITEXAN
10-06-2013, 08:56 PM
Looks like it is going to be a long day for us.

buffalo2269
10-06-2013, 08:57 PM
This going to be a tough night:roast:

gwallaia
10-06-2013, 08:57 PM
49ers were 4 for 4 on 3rd downs on that drive.

kiwitexansfan
10-06-2013, 08:57 PM
antonio smith the shaolin temple

i laughed. at least he brought a smile to my face during this game

Although it does reveal a deeply flawed understanding of what it is to be a ninja.....

Tahoegirl
10-06-2013, 08:57 PM
Come on guys allot of game left.. Keep your chins up.

eriadoc
10-06-2013, 08:57 PM
Why can't our Defense intercept the other team's QB?

Because our defense isn't playing against Gabbert or Schaub. IOW, the other team's QB doesn't suck.

CloakNNNdagger
10-06-2013, 08:58 PM
Don't worry! We've got the 49ers right where we want them!

The Third Man
10-06-2013, 08:58 PM
The whole team is infected with a loser virus now.