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Runner
09-09-2013, 08:30 PM
I skipped all of the off-season hyperbole, but now it's game day. It's time to see what the Texans have.

It's about time.

Corrosion
09-09-2013, 08:32 PM
Welcome back .... You haven't missed much other than the usual offseason cowpies & landmines.

Allstar
09-09-2013, 08:33 PM
Keenumites are taking over the world.

Kaiser Toro
09-09-2013, 08:37 PM
Texans, good. Chargers, bad.

qqert
09-09-2013, 08:43 PM
schaub was diagnosed with ptsd.
expect more premature fetal positioning over the course of the season.

all the way to superbowl.

potisyourfriend
09-10-2013, 01:03 AM
Texans adjusted and took that game. They play like they did in the 2nd half and they will dominate the league.

htownfan32
09-10-2013, 01:06 AM
schaub was diagnosed with ptsd.
expect more premature fetal positioning over the course of the season.

all the way to superbowl.

The doctor re-evaluated, and realized he was wrong in making that diagnosis since Matt Schaub is, in fact, Kal-El/Superman and has a different physiology from regular humans.

He was the Man of Steel tonight, regardless of whether you like him or not.

hradhak
09-10-2013, 01:20 AM
The doctor re-evaluated, and realized he was wrong in making that diagnosis since Matt Schaub is, in fact, Kal-El/Superman and has a different physiology from regular humans.

He was the Man of Steel tonight, regardless of whether you like him or not.

No doubt. Schaub played better than he ever played save the Broncos game last year.

I am hoping the o line play was an anomaly / Dwight Freeney and not a consistent problem. Give Schaub time and I think he will be very dangerous.

Allstar
09-10-2013, 01:22 AM
Texans adjusted and took that game. They play like they did in the 2nd half and they will dominate the league.

He didn't miss that part.

qqert
09-10-2013, 01:23 AM
He was the Man of Steel tonight, regardless of whether you like him or not.

turned ball over in first 15secs at his own 20yd line?
underthrew or passed behind receiver how many times due to expecting a non extent sack?

dumped the ball to receiver short of first down because no one was open when he couldve made a play w/ his legs?

lol you schaub suckers sure are delusional.

Texanmike02
09-10-2013, 01:58 AM
turned ball over in first 15secs at his own 20yd line?
underthrew or passed behind receiver how many times due to expecting a non extent sack?

dumped the ball to receiver short of first down because no one was open when he couldve made a play w/ his legs?

lol you schaub suckers sure are delusional.

Obviously you were cooking most of the night and saw exactly 4 plays. I'll just quote myself because its a real observation of what you would have seen tonight if you weren't busy cooking....


Matt has to be the Matt we saw today. If he isn't going to be lightening fast he has to hang tough and make throws. Matt looked like he had forgotten about fat ass albert tonight.

...

34/45, 346 yds, 3 TDs 1 Int.

Don't give me "it was garbage time". There is no garbage time in a game you win by a QB. He converted on 3rd and 18, 3rd and 13, 3rd and 11 and 3rd and 8. Manning, Brady, Luck, Eli or any other QB you want to call "elite" would take both his stat line and his result today. In 2010 Matt put in these kind of performances all year but the defense was the worst I've ever seen. He put that team on his back several times that year and they slithered off. This time the D nutted up and held up their own.

Mike

Scooter
09-10-2013, 02:35 AM
So What Have I Missed?

thorn got drunk, TK argued with everybody, bill disappeared into a vip room for 2 weeks, and 76 spent three days reviewing the 2004 preseason games in exacting detail.

rmartin65
09-10-2013, 06:36 AM
thorn got drunk, TK argued with everybody, bill disappeared into a vip room for 2 weeks, and 76 spent three days reviewing the 2004 preseason games in exacting detail.

This post made my day.

76Texan
09-10-2013, 09:29 AM
thorn got drunk, TK argued with everybody, bill disappeared into a vip room for 2 weeks, and 76 spent three days reviewing the 2004 preseason games in exacting detail.

And the Texans became the first team that fields only the minimum numbers of players since they had cut the like of Mercilus, B Jones, Sharpton, Jean, Keo, E Reed, Schaub, Martin, etc.

badboy
09-10-2013, 01:19 PM
This post made my day.Yeah I just had to rep old drawers dropper!

Playoffs
09-10-2013, 01:32 PM
Not much.

All I'm hearing about is Peyton & Kaepernick. Brady & Belichick. Saints coach is back. Chip Kelly new 2nd best coach in the league. RG III has 2 knees...

Texans aren't on the radar. http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/260/9/4/Radar_Emoticon_by_McDan_O.gif