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EllisUnit
09-02-2013, 04:05 PM
Did these all last season, so i see no need to stop.

Texans 34
Chargers 10

Schaub 284 Yards, 2 TD
AJ 128 Yards 1 TD
Foster 151 yards 2 TDs
JJ Watt 2.5 Sacks 2 Tipped Passes

HouTx11
09-02-2013, 04:25 PM
This game is hard for me to read, but I'm kinda feeling that it will be a close one. The Texans are always very strong on week #1, but they are playing a road game against a team that has always kicked their tails, and on top of that it is a Monday Night game. Too many variables to consider.

Best guess for me: Texans 23 - Chargers 20

Rey
09-02-2013, 04:29 PM
I have no clue about this game. I really don't have a strong opinion either way. My guy says its going to be a tough one to win though...

I'm really excited about this game because if the unknown.

Thorn
09-02-2013, 04:37 PM
The game starts when I'm normally hitting the sack. So I predict I'll be asleep by halftime. :lol:

EllisUnit
09-02-2013, 04:55 PM
The game starts when I'm normally hitting the sack. So I predict I'll be asleep by halftime. :lol:

Hopefully we're winning by so much it wont matter :doot:

76Texan
09-02-2013, 05:29 PM
Texans 27 Chargers 10

cstyle42
09-02-2013, 05:31 PM
Texans 34 chargers 17

EllisUnit
09-02-2013, 05:31 PM
monday night game, on the road, first game of the season....

worried about our QB play.

Schaub doesnt step up in crucial big game situations.

Thats only towards the end of the season :kitten:

TdotTexas2Step
09-02-2013, 06:31 PM
I'm just hoping for a win. If this was on a Sunday afternoon, this would be a clear cut win. But the last two seasons have been pretty disappointing when it comes to primetime games.

But for thread purposes:

- Tate gets a TD
- Daniels gets our first TD of the season
- Ed Reed gets an INT

thunderkyss
09-02-2013, 06:49 PM
24-13


Chargers.

EllisUnit
09-02-2013, 06:55 PM
24-13


Chargers.

Come on get out of here with that ****. What advantage besides homefiled do the chargers have over the texans ? I cant name a single thing. We win this game easily !!!

I guess we view the texans differently TK

utahmark
09-02-2013, 06:58 PM
27 - 20 Texans... Chargers score a late td to make it close.

thunderkyss
09-02-2013, 07:02 PM
Come on get out of here with that ****. What advantage besides homefiled do the chargers have over the texans ? I cant name a single thing. We win this game easily !!!

I guess we view the texans differently TK

I'm going to be sleeping like Thorn. Texans can't win if I'm not drinking & screaming at the TV

EllisUnit
09-02-2013, 07:06 PM
Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated

SCOTTexans
09-02-2013, 07:11 PM
27 - 13

We run all over Manti Te'o.... just like Alabama did

thunderkyss
09-02-2013, 07:24 PM
Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated

I can't help it. Once the sun goes down, my eyelids gets extremely heavy.

You don't want me as your designated driver... let me tell you.

DX-TEX
09-02-2013, 08:56 PM
Who was it last season who always posted the MrT pic for his prediction?

ajohnson80
09-02-2013, 08:58 PM
Manti teo makes schaub his girlfriend and the Texans win superbowl!


yesss all in week 1:fans: :fingergun:

JCTexan
09-02-2013, 09:04 PM
Both Andre & Foster get over 100 yards each, but I don't quite see a blowout: 27-17 Texans.

Lurvinator11
09-02-2013, 09:16 PM
Who was it last season who always posted the MrT pic for his prediction?

That would be Herv

jaayteetx
09-02-2013, 09:19 PM
I predict Charger fans will leave the stadium sucking their thumbs like little babies after witnessing the destruction the Texans lay forth upon their sissy little team.

BigTimeTexanFan
09-02-2013, 09:20 PM
The game starts when I'm normally hitting the sack. So I predict I'll be asleep by halftime. :lol:

Exactly! I'll be amped all day to watch it, but 4 a.m. comes awefully early. Ugh, Tuesday is going to suck

2slik4u
09-02-2013, 09:38 PM
I'm with you bro. There is absolutely no way I am going to miss one single snap of this game. I've been waiting nine months for this and this being the first game?!?!

Sucks its so late but in the end, it matters nothing to me. I'll be tuned in and glued to the TV.

Texans win 31-13





Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated

Seegara
09-02-2013, 09:50 PM
Texans 24, Bolts 20

Tailgate
09-02-2013, 10:34 PM
Texans 31
Chargers 17

CloakNNNdagger
09-02-2013, 10:43 PM
Most of the predictions here give us extremely generous numbers..........If you lay down bets, you ought to really clean up.............or go home broke............since Vegas at this time is giving us only 3 points..........

EllisUnit
09-02-2013, 11:00 PM
Most of the predictions here give us extremely generous numbers..........If you lay down bets, you ought to really clean up.............or go home broke............since Vegas at this time is giving us only 3 points..........

ewww what does vegas know :goodluck:

CloakNNNdagger
09-02-2013, 11:07 PM
ewww what does vegas know :goodluck:

I wouldn't know.........I don't gamble.:)

False Start
09-02-2013, 11:12 PM
Texans - 27
Bolts - 17

htownfan32
09-03-2013, 12:04 AM
Deandre Hopkins with 50 yards.

MEGA SWATT
09-03-2013, 12:14 AM
43
13


Texans win.

b0ng
09-03-2013, 12:26 AM
Texans 27
Chargers 14

Daniels/Gaham with receiving TD's, Foster with a rushing TD. Texans fans mad Kubiak doesn't drop a 50 burger on SD.

Trail.Blazr
09-03-2013, 08:22 AM
Houston blasts out with an opening drive that gives the appearance that SD can't possibly be in the same league. Then.... if you watched 3/4 of last season's games, you know how this ends....

Houston 23
SD 21

PapaL
09-03-2013, 08:31 AM
Chargers are not very good at all and are probably last place in that division.
I see a Texans blowout in week 1.

speedfreek
09-03-2013, 08:59 AM
Texans 17
Chargers 13

TJ

drs23
09-03-2013, 11:32 AM
Texans blow 'em away. The Bolts are in no way, shape, form or fashion on the same plane as far as talent goes with the Texans.

Should be over early.

Rey
09-03-2013, 11:52 AM
Chargers 24
Texans 17

Surreal McCoy
09-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Chargers 27
Texans 16

TT in total meltdown

ObsiWan
09-03-2013, 12:09 PM
24-13


Chargers.

Chargers 27
Texans 16

TT in total meltdown

I'll take that bet. And since you guys say the Chargers are eleven points better than the Texans, I'll do you a favor and only take seven of those eleven points; to be clear, I'll take the Texans +7. You game?
:D

thunderkyss
09-03-2013, 12:37 PM
I'll take that bet. And since you guys say the Chargers are eleven points better than the Texans, I'll do you a favor and only take seven of those eleven points; to be clear, I'll take the Texans +7. You game?
:D

:backsout:

ObsiWan
09-03-2013, 12:59 PM
:backsout:

just as I suspected

:spit:

disaacks3
09-03-2013, 01:02 PM
(Stealing Ellis Unit's format here)

Texans 30
Chargers 17

Schaub 260 Yards, 1 TD
AJ 130 Yards 1 TD
Hopkins 50 Yards
Daniels 80 Yards
Foster 140 yards 2 TDs
Watt 1.5 Sacks 1 Tipped Pass
Mercilus 1.0 sack
Random guy (Crick?) - gets other .5 sack

thunderkyss
09-03-2013, 01:34 PM
just as I suspected

:spit:

Do you think anyone is going to take you up on the Texans -7 ? I'm seeing a lot of those out there as well.

76Texan
09-03-2013, 02:54 PM
I predict a lot of hurt to Rivers.
That offensive line (Dunlap, Rinehart, Hardwick, Clary, Fluker) is going to break.

CharloTex
09-03-2013, 03:04 PM
Wow you guys are going to be sleeping during a game ??? I've been on a 72 hour hitch with no sleep, made it home 2 hours before the Thursday night game against Denver and still went to the game.

I couldnt imagine sleeping while a games on.

Guess i'm over dedicated

I think you were over-medicated! :whip:

EllisUnit
09-03-2013, 04:04 PM
I think you were over-medicated! :whip:

Na its called wanting that dollar, and then still sopporting my team. I have quit a job over the texans, lost my fiancee (she sucked anyways) over the texans. Drove night and day to see a game on TV from New Mexico. Dedication my friend !

Thorn
09-03-2013, 04:46 PM
Na its called wanting that dollar, and then still sopporting my team. I have quit a job over the texans, lost my fiancee (she sucked anyways) over the texans. Drove night and day to see a game on TV from New Mexico. Dedication my friend !

Dedication is funny sometimes. At my age, dedication is motivating yourself 24 hours a day not to tell everyone you speak with to f@ck off and then go take a nap.

paycheck71
09-03-2013, 05:36 PM
Houston over SD was just announced as the "Lock of the Week" for Week 1 on NFL Network Fantasy pick'em.

Superbowl!!!

EllisUnit
09-03-2013, 05:44 PM
Dedication is funny sometimes. At my age, dedication is motivating yourself 24 hours a day not to tell everyone you speak with to f@ck off and then go take a nap.

come work in the oilfield where we daily tell people to f@ck off. Your not doing your job if you dont ;)

MistaRed
09-03-2013, 06:10 PM
Texans 35
Whales Vagina 10

drs23
09-03-2013, 07:24 PM
Na its called wanting that dollar, and then still sopporting my team. I have quit a job over the texans, lost my fiancee (she sucked anyways) over the texans. Drove night and day to see a game on TV from New Mexico. Dedication my friend !

DO TELL! Got any pictures?









Yeah, I was WRONG for that.:hides:

76Texan
09-03-2013, 07:27 PM
DO TELL! Got any pictures?









Yeah, I was WRONG for that.:hides:

LOL, you're such a bad boy.

EllisUnit
09-03-2013, 07:35 PM
DO TELL! Got any pictures?









Yeah, I was WRONG for that.:hides:

HAHA she rarely sucked in that form, more of in the form of sucking at being a human. The first sucking she didnt do also contributed to here sucking as a person, hmmmm never thought of it like that.

DX-TEX
09-03-2013, 08:40 PM
46-10 Texans

Uncle Rico
09-03-2013, 08:53 PM
Fun game, high scoring. Texans win 34-27.

EllisUnit
09-03-2013, 09:38 PM
46-10 Texans

see thats what i'm talking about, where u at TK ?:clap:

Showtime100
09-04-2013, 11:24 AM
31-17 Texans.

I forgot we had prediction threads during the regular season.

I can't believe it's here! :texflag: Tomorrow I'll be wondering where the last 17 weeks went. :headhurts:

gwallaia
09-04-2013, 11:29 AM
There are two teams the Texans have never defeated, San Diego and Philadelphia. Time to take care of half of this problem Monday night.:swatter:

The Pencil Neck
09-04-2013, 11:58 AM
There are two teams the Texans have never defeated, San Diego and Philadelphia. Time to take care of half of this problem Monday night.:swatter:

Did you miss the Vikings?

gwallaia
09-04-2013, 12:07 PM
We beat the Vikings in Minnesota a few years back.

Showtime100
09-04-2013, 12:11 PM
We beat the Vikings in Minnesota a few years back.

According to football-reference.com (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/htx/head-to-head.htm) we have not beaten the Vikes in the rgular season.

I thought we had as well.

gwallaia
09-04-2013, 12:16 PM
According to football-reference.com (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/htx/head-to-head.htm) we have not beaten the Vikes in the rgular season.

I thought we had as well.

I stand corrected. I thought we had beat the Vikings already. I'll be damned.

Showtime100
09-04-2013, 12:22 PM
I stand corrected. I thought we had beat the Vikings already. I'll be damned.

I don't have preseason results, but I'm guessing we both were thinking along those lines? :rolleyes:

Just for giggles I went to the Titans/Oilers page and a Houston NFL team has not beaten the Vikings since 1986. Ouch. :smiliepalm:

CORRECTION: 1992 :redface:

gwallaia
09-04-2013, 12:24 PM
I don't have preseason results, but I'm guessing we both were thinking along those lines.

Just for giggles I went to the Titans/Oilers page and a Houston NFL team has not beaten the Vikings since 1986. Ouch. :smiliepalm:

The Houston Oilers never beat the NY Giants or the Philadelphia Eagles. At least the Texans have beat the Giants but Philadelphia remains the only NFL team a Houston football team has never beaten.

paycheck71
09-04-2013, 01:14 PM
The Houston Oilers never beat the NY Giants or the Philadelphia Eagles. At least the Texans have beat the Giants but Philadelphia remains the only NFL team a Houston football team has never beaten.

Unless they change the schedule format, the Texans will have a chance to take care of that next year since they're playing NFC East.

Lurvinator11
09-04-2013, 02:49 PM
We beat the Vikings in Minnesota a few years back.

Other than last year, the only other time I remember was that game back in 2008 when Jared Allen made a cheap tackle on Schaub and put him out for a couple of games. We lost that game by a couple of scores if I'm correct.

The only thing about he Chargers that worry me, is the fact that we have never beaten them. Hopefully that will change, but we had all kinds of opportunities to beat them, just never could.

EllisUnit
09-07-2013, 10:41 AM
anyone else ?

HouTx11
09-07-2013, 11:18 AM
As an Oiler fan back in the Warren Moon era of the early 90's, I was at the game one of the times that a Houston team lost to the Eagles. Without doing the research and going strictly by memory, I believe that game was played on December 2nd of 1991, a Monday Night game in the dome. The Oilers I think lost that game 13 - 6. Made me sick, because the Oilers had a pretty tough team that year.

speedfreek
09-09-2013, 02:50 PM
I would be surprised if both teams score more than 20.

Still thinking something like 17-13 Texans.

TJ

drs23
09-09-2013, 03:41 PM
I would be surprised if both teams score more than 20.

Still thinking something like 17-13 Texans.

I think the final score will be higher than that.

Oh, BTW, see how that quoting thing works when applied correctly?

Blake
09-09-2013, 04:45 PM
Houston 27
Chargers 24

Vinnie
09-09-2013, 04:47 PM
Texans 27-17

TexansFight
09-09-2013, 05:15 PM
Na its called wanting that dollar, and then still sopporting my team. I have quit a job over the texans, lost my fiancee (she sucked anyways) over the texans. Drove night and day to see a game on TV from New Mexico. Dedication my friend !

I like your style. My ex-wife always hated on the Texans. **** that *****. She ruined my life.

Tesuns
09-09-2013, 09:37 PM
27-13 Tesuns

Kaiser Toro
09-09-2013, 09:41 PM
Texans 22 - Chargers 21

thunderkyss
09-10-2013, 07:31 AM
Fun game, high scoring. Texans win 34-27.

I think Uncle Rico hit the closest..... I've got to wait before I can give out any rep. I'll try to catch you on the flip side.

76Texan
09-10-2013, 10:20 AM
Houston 27
Chargers 24

I think this is a closer call that Uncle Rico's.

Well done, Blake. :whip:

Blake
09-11-2013, 04:26 PM
I think this is a closer call that Uncle Rico's.

Well done, Blake. :whip:

Thanks. Lucky guess. Just had a feeling that SD would put up some TDs. I anticipated 3 touchdowns, 1 FG for SD, but unfortunately they put up 4 touchdowns. That makes me a little worried about our overall ability to bend not break. But its just 1 game.

Rey
09-11-2013, 04:33 PM
I think Uncle Rico hit the closest..... I've got to wait before I can give out any rep. I'll try to catch you on the flip side.

Yeah...

Looks the closest to me. I'll rep him.