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Heath Shuler
08-11-2013, 09:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09oUUhkSxbQ&feature=youtu.be

The NFL is about to be swept up in a wave of Blaine Mania. Lucky for you, there are still a few extra spots on the bandwagon. Performed by Rick Singleberry & The Casual Lovers (Duval, Fla.)

Lyrics to "Blaine Gabbert: The Real American"

When it's the fourth quarter and the game's on the line
Just be glad that Blaine's on your side
If you blitz him on third down, you'll pay the price
He'll hit his receiver right in stride

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let's win tonight!

Critics hated on Blaine for much too long
They stoked his fire and the flames grew strong
But Blaine did not cry any Blaine tears
He's back for revenge and it's so very clear

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let's win tonight!
Blaine is a real American
Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Put in Henne (Suck on my D!)

*Wicked solo*

If you play Cover 2 it's simply a shame
Beware of the QB he will make it Blaine

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Climbing the ranks; King of Everbank!
Blaine is a real American
Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let's win tonight!

*Another wicked solo*

Blaine bicka Blaine bicka bicka Blaine Blaine bicka Blaine bicka Blaine blicka blicka Blaine Blaine.. BLAINE!

Yeahhhhh!

Blaine!

Pure. Comedy. Gold.

Wolf
08-11-2013, 09:37 AM
All I can say is Wow they love them some sunshine

Hookem Horns
08-11-2013, 09:51 AM
LOL. Actually that song wouldn't be too bad if they upgraded the vocalist and changed the lyrics. It does have a decent hook to it.

I think I am more in Bucs country than Jags however I can tell you that no one around here is excited about Gabbert or the Jags.

Speaking of Gabbert, my wife made me a drink the other day and served it in a Blaine Gabbert cup. I was horrified and forgot we even had that thing. A friend of mine left it here after we came back from the Texans game in Jax last season.

thunderkyss
08-11-2013, 09:56 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ELFl2_1q7DI/TObn1HnV2fI/AAAAAAAAAaQ/5JkvAtpbv7k/s320/Not_sure_if_serious.jpg

Lucky
08-11-2013, 10:01 AM
Blaine is a real American? Whoa there, MFer! Has anyone seen a copy of Gabbert's birth certificate? A real registered copy, not something doctored up on photoshop? For all we know, Blaine was born in Kenya. Or Indonesia. Or even worse, Canada.

Heath Shuler
08-11-2013, 10:05 AM
LOL. Actually that song wouldn't be too bad if they upgraded the vocalist and changed the lyrics. It does have a decent hook to it.


:) Hulk Hogan and Rick Derringer think so.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

Lucky
08-11-2013, 10:05 AM
Speaking of Gabbert, my wife made me a drink the other day and served it in a Blaine Gabbert cup. I was horrified and forgot we even had that thing. A friend of mine left it here after we came back from the Texans game in Jax last season.
Dude, you're gonna want to hold on to that. It will be worth like 50 at a memorabilia show one day.

Playoffs
08-11-2013, 11:47 AM
All kinds of fail in that.


http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Wheelbarrow-Fail.gif

Hookem Horns
08-11-2013, 12:55 PM
:) Hulk Hogan and Rick Derringer think so.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg

LOL, OK. I was never a wrestling fan. I actually like the Jags guys version better (minus the lame vocalist and lyrics).

IDEXAN
08-12-2013, 12:52 PM
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/23102288/just-because-blaine-gabbert-is-a-real-american
*****
Don't know if it's for real or not, but it's funny.

b0ng
08-15-2013, 10:34 AM
I vote that it is satire.

NCTexan
08-15-2013, 10:49 AM
I will never let my Jags fan friend ever forget this song.

FirstTexansFan
10-06-2013, 02:00 PM
As much as I'm angered with Schaubs play, at least he's not this guy. Jags take three points off the board against the Rams, only to see Gabbert at his finest lol