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Heath Shuler
12-27-2013, 11:46 AM
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Vance87
12-29-2013, 10:27 PM
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ArlingtonTexan
12-29-2013, 10:28 PM
Tony Orton or is Kyle Romo

thunderkyss
12-29-2013, 10:33 PM
3 years in a row. It's the same thing. You win, you're in. You lose... go home. Only thing, they can't blame Romo this time.

Playoffs
12-29-2013, 10:45 PM
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b0ng
12-29-2013, 11:05 PM
I mean it's commendable that they were able to make a game of it with Orton but still

lol

StarStruck
12-30-2013, 01:04 AM
Back at the hotel and disappointed of course, but not surprised given the circumstances. Sean Lee made my evening when he came off the elevator gave autographs and after signing my glass asked for a hug. I live my Boys.

Heath Shuler
12-30-2013, 03:27 PM
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Marshall
12-30-2013, 03:28 PM
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He wouldn't do that. He can't work for that bad of an owner...

JCTexan
01-05-2014, 05:35 PM
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Playoffs
01-23-2014, 09:27 PM
Cowboys K Dan Bailey's six-year extension is worth $22.5 million, with $7.5 million guaranteed. (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7144/dan-bailey)

Only in Jerry's World. More cap strapped than any team in football, the Cowboys will likely have to convert salaries into prorated "signing" bonuses elsewhere on the roster to fit Bailey's head-scratching new deal into their already in-the-red finances. Bailey gets a $4.5 million signing bonus and $3.4 million per year in new money. We don't have any problem with Bailey -- he's 26 and one of the top placekickers in the game -- but the Cowboys' contractual dealings are annually the most preposterous in football. Maybe they'll bulk up Bailey and get him to double at defensive tackle. Dallas is currently nearly $22 million over the cap.
:spit:

b0ng
01-28-2014, 10:34 AM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20140127-report-ex-lions-offensive-coordinator-scott-linehan-at-cowboys-facility-today.ece

Chatter about Scott Linehan possibly joining the Dallas Cowboys coaching staff picked up earlier today, and NFL.com is now reporting that the hire has been made. Linehan, the former Lions offensive coordinator and Rams head coach, will call the plays for the Cowboys.

The Cowboys now have 3 (terrible) offensive coordinators on their coaching staff and a 74 year old DC that coached one of the worst Cowboys defenses ever.

Playoffs
01-28-2014, 12:26 PM
Boy, we're going on some new strategery -- corner the market on coaches.

Let 'em go and they'll reveal all our secret offensory divisements.

Okay, daddy. When are we meeting Destiny and Krystal?

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Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer
Like I've said, Browns are interested in Callahan. Dallas has steadfastly said he's not available. But Linehan's presence now is relevant.

... I'm told Cleveland has been informed that they'd similarly be denied permission to talk to Callahan. Doesn't mean it's all over, tho.

Interesting nugget about Bill Callahan's availability: Ravens put in a request to talk with him last week. They were denied permission. ...

Playoffs
02-25-2014, 09:38 AM
Happy 25th Anniversary of Jerruh's bartering fer tha 'Boys...

http://thefrieze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/anniversary.jpg

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spe/2004/feb25football/images/cowpage.jpg

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Dread-Head
02-25-2014, 11:44 AM
It's the offseason. I'm going to wait until the season actually starts to release my rancor. In the interim however, rest in peace Coach Landry.

infantrycak
02-25-2014, 01:02 PM
It's the offseason. I'm going to wait until the season actually starts to release my rancor. In the interim however, rest in peace Coach Landry.

As trivia, JJ just admitted he mishandled Landry and fired him too soon.

Dutchrudder
02-25-2014, 01:07 PM
This thread wins the award for the most deleted posts in forum history.

b0ng
03-04-2014, 10:00 AM
Found this:

http://i.imgur.com/0nZFEAK.jpg

wtf

WolverineFan
03-04-2014, 10:06 AM
Cowboys have created about $20 million in cap room by restructuring the contracts of Tony Romo, Sean Lee, and Orlando Scandrick. This was done by converting base salary into signing bonuses. They are now roughly $1 million over the cap.

Just deal with it next year Jerruh! 'Boys will be in cap hell as long as he keeps doing this every offseason.

Dutchrudder
03-04-2014, 10:19 AM
Cowboys have created about $20 million in cap room by restructuring the contracts of Tony Romo, Sean Lee, and Orlando Scandrick. This was done by converting base salary into signing bonuses. They are now roughly $1 million over the cap.

Just deal with it next year Jerruh! 'Boys will be in cap hell as long as he keeps doing this every offseason.

But this is THEIR YEAR!

:corrosion:

Heath Shuler
03-15-2014, 03:36 PM
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03-17-2014, 03:29 PM
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Wolf
03-18-2014, 09:02 PM
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False Start
03-23-2014, 01:44 AM
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:wadepalm:

Hervoyel
03-23-2014, 01:20 PM
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03-24-2014, 06:06 PM
Charean Williams ‏@NFLCharean
Cowboys now have 11 picks, including six in 7th round http://bit.ly/1lhMaFD

:lol:

Wolf
05-01-2014, 04:35 PM
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StarStruck
05-02-2014, 07:08 PM
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My bet is Texans fans are praying that he doesn't. Ya know, Jerry is suppose to be the Cowboys main reason for being a mediocre team. :)

EllisUnit
05-11-2014, 07:46 PM
We had a better draft than you :spin: as of now on paper anyways :fingergun:

Playoffs
05-11-2014, 08:39 PM
Martin, Lawrence, Street, Dixon some pretty good additions, imo.

I really think Jerruh should've thrown caution to the wind and taken Manziel, though.

Goatcheese
05-11-2014, 08:55 PM
Martin, Lawrence, Street, Dixon some pretty good additions, imo.

I really think Jerruh should've thrown caution to the wind and taken Manziel, though.

The Girls picked up Martin Lawrence?

Damn, he's the MAN!

http://celebnetwealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Martin-Lawrence-Success-in-Every-Movies-He-Starred-and-His-Net-Worth.jpg

StarStruck
05-11-2014, 10:54 PM
The Girls picked up Martin Lawrence?

Damn, he's the MAN!

http://celebnetwealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Martin-Lawrence-Success-in-Every-Movies-He-Starred-and-His-Net-Worth.jpg

LOL -- two individuals instead of one. Zack Martin and another
"Demarcus" Lawrence. Oh, Jerry was asked if Manziel is Elvis, who is Romo, and he replied with a wide grin George Strait. He's the kind of guy who will change your plans and change your direction in my mind. He is that good, and can make that kind of difference. I'm anxious to see how and what he does in the NFL.

paycheck71
05-12-2014, 06:35 PM
The Girls picked up Martin Lawrence?

Damn, he's the MAN!

http://celebnetwealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Martin-Lawrence-Success-in-Every-Movies-He-Starred-and-His-Net-Worth.jpg

Will Smith, too!

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thunderkyss
05-27-2014, 11:34 PM
Definitely not something to make fun of...... but damn!! Sean Lee may be out for the season (http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/10990605/sean-lee-dallas-cowboys-injured-otas) (& I really like Sean Lee).


The Cowboys have made no official statement regarding the results of the MRI performed on Lee's injured left knee, but the linebacker has been told the exam confirmed he tore the anterior cruciate ligament in the knee and he is not expected to play during the 2014 season.


On the play on which he was injured, Lee appeared to be slipping while being blocked by rookie right guard Zack Martin on a screen pass. Lee remained on the ground and needed to be helped to the locker room by members of the training staff.

Dread-Head
05-28-2014, 10:31 AM
Nope. I'll wait for the season to actually start. :tiphat:

Playoffs
06-05-2014, 12:04 PM
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Heath Shuler
06-16-2014, 07:14 PM
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EllisUnit
06-16-2014, 10:21 PM
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bahahaha thats classic

Showtime100
06-16-2014, 10:25 PM
To be honest, I would rather make fun another time when we are not 2-14. Until that happens Dallas is just another Oklahoma town.

Dread-Head
06-17-2014, 12:33 PM
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:wadepalm:

The messed up part is...he's a better rapper than a GM.

StarStruck
06-17-2014, 01:45 PM
To be honest, I would rather make fun another time when we are not 2-14. Until that happens Dallas is just another Oklahoma town.

LOL, duh, slap of the forehead. I didn't realize he was making fun and was delighted to see a member of the Nation representing.

Heath Shuler
06-18-2014, 09:23 PM
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paycheck71
06-20-2014, 05:26 PM
Not sure if this belongs here or the Johnny Manziel thread. Probably both.

Cameron Cox
‏@CamCox4
#Cowboys fans jumping ship. Actual sign in Tyler, Texas. (photo via @Grego1963) pic.twitter.com/72xRjONiYt
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Heath Shuler
06-27-2014, 09:35 PM
Cowboys Players Read "Mean Tweets" From Fans



http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/videos/Cowboys-Players-Read-Mean-Tweets-From-Fans/00bafd88-d006-4ef6-888b-e51d108c88d6?campaign=social_20140627_26867986


The Weeden one is really funny

Playoffs
07-02-2014, 10:29 AM
Dallas Cowboys Trade for retired player (http://nflspinzone.com/2014/07/01/dallas-cowboys-trade-lb-rolando-mcclain/)

The Baltimore Ravens have traded LB Rolando McClain to the Dallas Cowboys, per Adam Schefter.

McClain just recently retired from football again. Here were his comments from his retirement in a text he sent to ESPN:

I gotta follow my heart. It aint football. If football made me complete I would play. But whenever I think of it my heart pulls me away from whatever reason. This means Im done.
:bravo:

StarStruck
07-02-2014, 11:49 AM
Dallas Cowboys Trade for retired player (http://nflspinzone.com/2014/07/01/dallas-cowboys-trade-lb-rolando-mcclain/)


:bravo:

I wonder why the change of heart.