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Heath Shuler
12-27-2013, 11:46 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcgaQ2qCEAARkeN.png

Vance87
12-29-2013, 10:27 PM
http://i.imgur.com/OFahS.gif

ArlingtonTexan
12-29-2013, 10:28 PM
Tony Orton or is Kyle Romo

thunderkyss
12-29-2013, 10:33 PM
3 years in a row. It's the same thing. You win, you're in. You lose... go home. Only thing, they can't blame Romo this time.

Playoffs
12-29-2013, 10:45 PM
http://blog.theloosie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tumblr_l8k40dWG6U1qbhtrto1_500.gif

b0ng
12-29-2013, 11:05 PM
I mean it's commendable that they were able to make a game of it with Orton but still

lol

StarStruck
12-30-2013, 01:04 AM
Back at the hotel and disappointed of course, but not surprised given the circumstances. Sean Lee made my evening when he came off the elevator gave autographs and after signing my glass asked for a hug. I live my Boys.

Heath Shuler
12-30-2013, 03:27 PM
http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/JerryJonesBoxKidShirtOverHead.gif

Marshall
12-30-2013, 03:28 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcgaQ2qCEAARkeN.png

He wouldn't do that. He can't work for that bad of an owner...

JCTexan
01-05-2014, 05:35 PM
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1511541_388817927928825_1807771080_n.jpg

Playoffs
01-23-2014, 09:27 PM
Cowboys K Dan Bailey's six-year extension is worth $22.5 million, with $7.5 million guaranteed. (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/7144/dan-bailey)

Only in Jerry's World. More cap strapped than any team in football, the Cowboys will likely have to convert salaries into prorated "signing" bonuses elsewhere on the roster to fit Bailey's head-scratching new deal into their already in-the-red finances. Bailey gets a $4.5 million signing bonus and $3.4 million per year in new money. We don't have any problem with Bailey -- he's 26 and one of the top placekickers in the game -- but the Cowboys' contractual dealings are annually the most preposterous in football. Maybe they'll bulk up Bailey and get him to double at defensive tackle. Dallas is currently nearly $22 million over the cap.
:spit:

b0ng
01-28-2014, 10:34 AM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/dallas-cowboys/headlines/20140127-report-ex-lions-offensive-coordinator-scott-linehan-at-cowboys-facility-today.ece

Chatter about Scott Linehan possibly joining the Dallas Cowboys coaching staff picked up earlier today, and NFL.com is now reporting that the hire has been made. Linehan, the former Lions offensive coordinator and Rams head coach, will call the plays for the Cowboys.

The Cowboys now have 3 (terrible) offensive coordinators on their coaching staff and a 74 year old DC that coached one of the worst Cowboys defenses ever.

Playoffs
01-28-2014, 12:26 PM
Boy, we're going on some new strategery -- corner the market on coaches.

Let 'em go and they'll reveal all our secret offensory divisements.

Okay, daddy. When are we meeting Destiny and Krystal?

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2013/09/7691584.jpg

Albert Breer ‏@AlbertBreer
Like I've said, Browns are interested in Callahan. Dallas has steadfastly said he's not available. But Linehan's presence now is relevant.

... I'm told Cleveland has been informed that they'd similarly be denied permission to talk to Callahan. Doesn't mean it's all over, tho.

Interesting nugget about Bill Callahan's availability: Ravens put in a request to talk with him last week. They were denied permission. ...

Playoffs
02-25-2014, 09:38 AM
Happy 25th Anniversary of Jerruh's bartering fer tha 'Boys...

http://thefrieze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/anniversary.jpg

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spe/2004/feb25football/images/cowpage.jpg

http://www.knowyourdallascowboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/022589cow.jpg

Dread-Head
02-25-2014, 11:44 AM
It's the offseason. I'm going to wait until the season actually starts to release my rancor. In the interim however, rest in peace Coach Landry.

infantrycak
02-25-2014, 01:02 PM
It's the offseason. I'm going to wait until the season actually starts to release my rancor. In the interim however, rest in peace Coach Landry.

As trivia, JJ just admitted he mishandled Landry and fired him too soon.

Dutchrudder
02-25-2014, 01:07 PM
This thread wins the award for the most deleted posts in forum history.

b0ng
03-04-2014, 10:00 AM
Found this:

http://i.imgur.com/0nZFEAK.jpg

wtf

WolverineFan
03-04-2014, 10:06 AM
Cowboys have created about $20 million in cap room by restructuring the contracts of Tony Romo, Sean Lee, and Orlando Scandrick. This was done by converting base salary into signing bonuses. They are now roughly $1 million over the cap.

Just deal with it next year Jerruh! 'Boys will be in cap hell as long as he keeps doing this every offseason.

Dutchrudder
03-04-2014, 10:19 AM
Cowboys have created about $20 million in cap room by restructuring the contracts of Tony Romo, Sean Lee, and Orlando Scandrick. This was done by converting base salary into signing bonuses. They are now roughly $1 million over the cap.

Just deal with it next year Jerruh! 'Boys will be in cap hell as long as he keeps doing this every offseason.

But this is THEIR YEAR!

:corrosion:

Heath Shuler
03-15-2014, 03:36 PM
http://cdn1.lockerdome.com/uploads/fbd79e638a8dae3db1de7e85009d5d45410bd407295010d9df f15051b4ce08e9_large

Playoffs
03-17-2014, 03:29 PM
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Brandon+Weeden+Cleveland+Browns+v+Detroit+stTvyibU ujnl.jpg
http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Brandon-Weeden.burger.400.jpg
http://clevelandsports360.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Weeden-B-Gone2.jpg
http://www.toledoblade.com/image/2012/09/11/800x_b1_cCM_z/weeden.jpg
http://media2.newsnet5.com//photo/2013/10/14/Weeden-face_20131014053844_320_240.JPG

Wolf
03-18-2014, 09:02 PM
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t34.0-12/1957546_10152000054792957_1132995577_n.jpg?oh=fc30 67a0f28b82d1ce90aa51725c4757&oe=532B6E94

False Start
03-23-2014, 01:44 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1317742/Suggestive_medium.gif


:wadepalm:

Hervoyel
03-23-2014, 01:20 PM
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc272/Hervoyel/1395270629763_zpsbd075e31.jpg

Playoffs
03-24-2014, 06:06 PM
Charean Williams ‏@NFLCharean
Cowboys now have 11 picks, including six in 7th round http://bit.ly/1lhMaFD

:lol:

Wolf
05-01-2014, 04:35 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-0/10308185_386170841521895_6382196139508304995_n.jpg

StarStruck
05-02-2014, 07:08 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-0/10308185_386170841521895_6382196139508304995_n.jpg

My bet is Texans fans are praying that he doesn't. Ya know, Jerry is suppose to be the Cowboys main reason for being a mediocre team. :)

EllisUnit
05-11-2014, 07:46 PM
We had a better draft than you :spin: as of now on paper anyways :fingergun:

Playoffs
05-11-2014, 08:39 PM
Martin, Lawrence, Street, Dixon some pretty good additions, imo.

I really think Jerruh should've thrown caution to the wind and taken Manziel, though.

Goatcheese
05-11-2014, 08:55 PM
Martin, Lawrence, Street, Dixon some pretty good additions, imo.

I really think Jerruh should've thrown caution to the wind and taken Manziel, though.

The Girls picked up Martin Lawrence?

Damn, he's the MAN!

http://celebnetwealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Martin-Lawrence-Success-in-Every-Movies-He-Starred-and-His-Net-Worth.jpg

StarStruck
05-11-2014, 10:54 PM
The Girls picked up Martin Lawrence?

Damn, he's the MAN!

http://celebnetwealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Martin-Lawrence-Success-in-Every-Movies-He-Starred-and-His-Net-Worth.jpg

LOL -- two individuals instead of one. Zack Martin and another
"Demarcus" Lawrence. Oh, Jerry was asked if Manziel is Elvis, who is Romo, and he replied with a wide grin George Strait. He's the kind of guy who will change your plans and change your direction in my mind. He is that good, and can make that kind of difference. I'm anxious to see how and what he does in the NFL.

paycheck71
05-12-2014, 06:35 PM
The Girls picked up Martin Lawrence?

Damn, he's the MAN!

http://celebnetwealth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Martin-Lawrence-Success-in-Every-Movies-He-Starred-and-His-Net-Worth.jpg

Will Smith, too!

http://news.albanianscreen.tv/siti/sito_alsatnews/upload/images/4ff5656ecc6f5.jpg

thunderkyss
05-27-2014, 11:34 PM
Definitely not something to make fun of...... but damn!! Sean Lee may be out for the season (http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/10990605/sean-lee-dallas-cowboys-injured-otas) (& I really like Sean Lee).


The Cowboys have made no official statement regarding the results of the MRI performed on Lee's injured left knee, but the linebacker has been told the exam confirmed he tore the anterior cruciate ligament in the knee and he is not expected to play during the 2014 season.


On the play on which he was injured, Lee appeared to be slipping while being blocked by rookie right guard Zack Martin on a screen pass. Lee remained on the ground and needed to be helped to the locker room by members of the training staff.

Dread-Head
05-28-2014, 10:31 AM
Nope. I'll wait for the season to actually start. :tiphat:

Playoffs
06-05-2014, 12:04 PM
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Heath Shuler
06-16-2014, 07:14 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqRBb5oCAAADyMC.jpg:large

EllisUnit
06-16-2014, 10:21 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqRBb5oCAAADyMC.jpg:large

bahahaha thats classic

Showtime100
06-16-2014, 10:25 PM
To be honest, I would rather make fun another time when we are not 2-14. Until that happens Dallas is just another Oklahoma town.

Dread-Head
06-17-2014, 12:33 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1317742/Suggestive_medium.gif


:wadepalm:

The messed up part is...he's a better rapper than a GM.

StarStruck
06-17-2014, 01:45 PM
To be honest, I would rather make fun another time when we are not 2-14. Until that happens Dallas is just another Oklahoma town.

LOL, duh, slap of the forehead. I didn't realize he was making fun and was delighted to see a member of the Nation representing.

Heath Shuler
06-18-2014, 09:23 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqdNALdCYAAqxt9.jpg

paycheck71
06-20-2014, 05:26 PM
Not sure if this belongs here or the Johnny Manziel thread. Probably both.

Cameron Cox
‏@CamCox4
#Cowboys fans jumping ship. Actual sign in Tyler, Texas. (photo via @Grego1963) pic.twitter.com/72xRjONiYt
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bqmukg3CYAAoUAz.jpg

Heath Shuler
06-27-2014, 09:35 PM
Cowboys Players Read "Mean Tweets" From Fans



http://www.dallascowboys.com/multimedia/videos/Cowboys-Players-Read-Mean-Tweets-From-Fans/00bafd88-d006-4ef6-888b-e51d108c88d6?campaign=social_20140627_26867986


The Weeden one is really funny

Playoffs
07-02-2014, 10:29 AM
Dallas Cowboys Trade for retired player (http://nflspinzone.com/2014/07/01/dallas-cowboys-trade-lb-rolando-mcclain/)

The Baltimore Ravens have traded LB Rolando McClain to the Dallas Cowboys, per Adam Schefter.

McClain just recently retired from football again. Here were his comments from his retirement in a text he sent to ESPN:

I gotta follow my heart. It aint football. If football made me complete I would play. But whenever I think of it my heart pulls me away from whatever reason. This means Im done.
:bravo:

StarStruck
07-02-2014, 11:49 AM
Dallas Cowboys Trade for retired player (http://nflspinzone.com/2014/07/01/dallas-cowboys-trade-lb-rolando-mcclain/)


:bravo:

I wonder why the change of heart.

Playoffs
07-25-2014, 12:45 PM
The Baltimore Ravens have traded LB Rolando McClain to the Dallas Cowboys, per Adam Schefter.

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Cowboys LB Rolando McClain found guilty today of resisting arrest + disorderly conduct, sentenced to 18 days in jail and a $1000 fine but...appeal

StarStruck
07-30-2014, 10:40 PM
Got some new material for ya! I received my season tickets today and Lo and behold the playoff tickets were included. The big IF we make it the tickets will be validated and an invoice issued well vice versa. Nice if we could make it otherwise also nice to keep the dream before us. Let the laughs begin!

Heath Shuler
08-01-2014, 11:49 AM
Got some new material for ya! I received my season tickets today and Lo and behold the playoff tickets were included. The big IF we make it the tickets will be validated and an invoice issued well vice versa. Nice if we could make it otherwise also nice to keep the dream before us. Let the laughs begin!

Ed Werder ‏@Edwerderespn 34m

Cowboys sent NFC Championship Game tix to season-ticket holders. This explains odd use of Tony Romo in camp. Saving him for the big game!
...

Errant Hothy
08-05-2014, 03:46 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aky_63Aa--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/zgheozwova3ydvunpqdc.jpg

link (http://deadspin.com/heres-a-lady-rubbing-her-face-on-jerry-joness-crotch-1616340521)

chicagotexan2
08-05-2014, 04:23 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aky_63Aa--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/zgheozwova3ydvunpqdc.jpg

link (http://deadspin.com/heres-a-lady-rubbing-her-face-on-jerry-joness-crotch-1616340521)

this belongs in the Caption This thread

paycheck71
08-05-2014, 05:15 PM
Here's another one. Not even sure he's got his pants on in this one.

Edit: Didn't see you posted the link with the other image. Basically got this from the same source.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kbLlwaIv--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kof6mhza9l8snop7jjbt.jpg

Wolf
08-06-2014, 07:49 AM
His wife is fixing to take him to the cleaners if pictures are not doctored

Marshall
08-06-2014, 07:51 AM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aky_63Aa--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/zgheozwova3ydvunpqdc.jpg

link (http://deadspin.com/heres-a-lady-rubbing-her-face-on-jerry-joness-crotch-1616340521)

Obvious Photoshop.

Marshall
08-06-2014, 07:53 AM
Not sure if this belongs here or the Johnny Manziel thread. Probably both.

CLEVELAND? No Way. Manziel, yeah! But that won't last long.

xtruroyaltyx
08-06-2014, 08:53 AM
So this guy claiming to be the son of god is the one who posted those photos of Jones.



I AM THE SON
God gave me these photos and I was given a choice. I could sell them and ruin your life in the media, make millions and tell my story or I could hold them in secret and suffer until I reached you. So, I gave my own life to save yours.

It’s a bold statement and the next statement is even bolder. It may scare you, but you have to believe in who I am. I know this because I am the Son of God and he sent me to you. Jerry, you and the Cowboys are the Star we will use to Light My Path. I spent 5 years suffering, losing all my possessions, giving the rest away to charity and then living poor. I almost lost my mind until God revealed my true identity.

On 7/11/12, 7 days after the God Particle was found in France, I was awoken by God and told to find you, Mr. Jones, to let the world know that God’s Son has risen. My name is Frank Hoover and I am the Son of God. The pictures and other information I provide to you as proof of who I am and why I am here on earth. I am the way, the truth and Jerry, you are my light. I have been sent by God to fix the problems created during the years leading up to my birth. The removal of Gold as the primary backing source of value of the US Dollar. There were three gifts in the bible: Gold, Frank (incense) and Myrrh. The person responsible for your crime is named 24K and born on 8/8/78 (888).

Does the picture of the mirror below look familiar?
http://htmlimg4.scribdassets.com/9qv49xx8w03z44vq/images/3-db7642e5c0.jpg
It’s the mirror that you replaced because you didn’t like it. My ex-girlfriend bought it on Craigslist while we were dating. When she went to pick it up, the guy told her it was from your suite at Cowboys Stadium. I don’t know if you believe in God or karma, but I’ve spent every bit of everything I have in life for you.

So please help me with the path I have been given by God. This document and a USB drive are the only remaining copies I have in my possession. I don’t trust a lot of people anymore, but I hope you can see that I’m trustworthy. No one has seen these since I stored them. I've carried an encrypted copy on my keychain with me every day in hopes I’d find you. The files on this drive are titled “Understanding the Truth”. It was encrypted with a password of ‘Justice’ so that even if I lost it, you wouldn't lose your reputation and the images would remain safe.

Now that you know who I am, please understand that I don’t care nor do I want to know what you do with the information. My job was to be the messenger. This is between us Jerry. Your secret will continue to safe with me. I can be reached at 316.573.2797. I am in hiding due to additional threats to my life from associates of the criminals listed below.

On February 27th, 2011, I went to the Alcove Wine Bar and coincidentally met a man by the name of 24K as in 24-Karat Gold. His real name is Kevion Hickman and he is also the key to me understanding all this. During our time living together, he had the last supper with Jesus tattooed on his throat. His family is....


http://deadspin.com/the-story-behind-those-jerry-jones-photos-is-weirder-th-1616389511

It's a 20 page message to Jerry Jones...

WTF???? LMAO!!!1

EllisUnit
09-01-2014, 12:01 PM
Ewwww the cowboys still suck !

Vance87
09-02-2014, 03:57 PM
http://oi61.tinypic.com/1675w5e.jpg

gwallaia
09-02-2014, 04:27 PM
I forgot who they beat.

Honoring Earl 34
09-02-2014, 04:32 PM
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/11455007/dallas-cowboys-bring-michael-sam-physical

Michael Sam is flying into Dallas on Tuesday night and will take a physical for the Cowboys on Wednesday, a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.

If Sam passes his physical, the Cowboys intend to sign him to their practice squad, the source said.

Sam, who is seeking to become the first openly gay athlete to play in the NFL, was cut by the St. Louis Rams on Saturday

EllisUnit
09-03-2014, 12:51 PM
http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story/_/id/11455007/dallas-cowboys-bring-michael-sam-physical

I've always thought the cowboys were gay....

Playoffs
09-03-2014, 01:49 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwoQfOrIQAAKtsz.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwoQfOrIQAAKtsz.png

thunderkyss
09-03-2014, 09:32 PM
Playing around in Tapatalk I found a few Cowboy forums. 3 to be exact. None of them had an ongoing Texans thread as active or up to date as this one.

:bigboss:

Vance87
09-03-2014, 11:38 PM
Michael Sam outside the Cowboys' stadium, just before his press conference:

http://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/954f8b3f87cowboy.jpg.jpg

TEXANRED
09-05-2014, 11:33 PM
http://i939.photobucket.com/albums/ad236/TEXANRED/16709_540760846067865_8734871211639262763_n_zps31b b8032.jpg (http://s939.photobucket.com/user/TEXANRED/media/16709_540760846067865_8734871211639262763_n_zps31b b8032.jpg.html)

EllisUnit
09-07-2014, 04:00 PM
Playing around in Tapatalk I found a few Cowboy forums. 3 to be exact. None of them had an ongoing Texans thread as active or up to date as this one.

:bigboss:

Just means we're an active group ;)

EllisUnit
09-07-2014, 04:13 PM
Cowboys looking like them cowboys. SF 21 DAL 3 in 1st QTR. HAHA

fiasco west
09-07-2014, 04:17 PM
How Bout Dem Cowboys

http://media2.giphy.com/media/EMjOqou6VPxjG/200.gif

JB
09-07-2014, 04:20 PM
hehehehe

TEXANRED
09-07-2014, 04:39 PM
Tony Romo.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Heath Shuler
09-07-2014, 08:26 PM
Playing around in Tapatalk I found a few Cowboy forums. 3 to be exact. None of them had an ongoing Texans thread as active or up to date as this one.

:bigboss:

Well duh, you don't expect them to make fun of themselves, do you? :smiliepalm:

NastyNate
09-08-2014, 05:00 PM
This is too good...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2190635-ty-lawson-zings-james-harden-and-dallas-cowboys-with-a-single-instagram-post?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national

paycheck71
09-10-2014, 04:47 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxM-YwxIIAAqnau.jpg

EllisUnit
09-10-2014, 04:51 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxM-YwxIIAAqnau.jpg

"Don't worry about them hookers Jerry, I've been there"

EllisUnit
09-10-2014, 04:57 PM
Whatever happened to TexasCowboy ?

paycheck71
09-10-2014, 04:59 PM
Whatever happened to TexasCowboy ?

I think he got banned, and all his messages got deleted. That's why there are 10+ empty pages here (that's how much he posted in this thread).

paycheck71
09-12-2014, 04:20 PM
Who needs this thread when the Cowboy fans have their own.

http://cowboyszone.com/threads/the-cowboys-funny-image-photo-meme-thread.299343/

EllisUnit
09-13-2014, 11:13 PM
I think he got banned, and all his messages got deleted. That's why there are 10+ empty pages here (that's how much he posted in this thread).

That sucks he made me laugh with his general irrational Cowboy thoughts of their greatness

infantrycak
09-14-2014, 12:50 AM
He was not banned.

fiasco west
09-14-2014, 02:48 AM
I'll be rooting for the Cowboys this Sunday (ugh) but if the Titans end up winning, it's a nice little consolation prize.

EllisUnit
09-17-2014, 06:31 PM
He was not banned.

Well maybe he finally came to terms with the cowboys suckiness and rode off into the sunset. Good for him

DBCooper
09-17-2014, 07:01 PM
He was not banned.

Really?

Why are all his posts deleted?

infantrycak
09-17-2014, 07:19 PM
Really?

Why are all his posts deleted?

Hadn't noticed. He's not on the banned list so if that's the case then an admin nuked his account entirely so he's Kaiser Soze.